"Happy Hour" Quotes

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 25, 2010.

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  1. Dwight

    Breathe. Work your core. Come on.

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  2. Michael

    How many is that?

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  3. Dwight

    Not counting the last one, 25.

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  4. Michael

    Count the last one.

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  5. Dwight

    Ok, 25 and one girl push-up!

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  6. Michael

    Oh, new record!

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  7. Dwight

    Okay.

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  8. Michael

    Oh, what did you do today?

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  9. Jim

    I made a sale.

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  10. Michael

    Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt. Alright, that is the number to beat.

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  11. Meredith

    What do we get if we do 'em?

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  12. Michael

    My respect. Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting. Anyone who does more than 25 push-ups -

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  13. Dwight

    And one girl push-up.

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  14. Michael

    Gets to go home. Ooh! I say 'dance,' they say 'how high?' Here we go. Oh, no. No, no, no. Butt to high. Disqualified!

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  15. Angela

    Ow!

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  16. Michael

    What do we got? Creed, disqualified.

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  17. Creed

    Oh, come on!

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  18. Jim

    19. I had a really hard work out this morning.

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  19. Michael

    Oh, wow, that is adorable!

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  20. Phyllis

    Ten...

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  21. Michael

    Yeah, I'm betting one more.

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  22. Phyllis

    Eleven, wow!

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  23. Michael

    Good.

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  24. Everyone

    Stan-ley! Stan-ley! Stan-ley...

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  25. Michael

    Alright, alright.

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  26. Oscar

    Essentially, what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.

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  27. Michael

    Well, it's not exactly fair. He's got all of his weight that's helping him go down.

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  28. Dwight

    25. Yeah! Come on, you can do it!

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  29. Phyllis

    One more, one more!

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  30. Oscar

    You okay? You okay, Stanley?

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  31. Stanley

    Excuse me.

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  32. Jim

    Wow.

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  33. Oscar

    Hey. Matt, right?

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  34. Matt

    Hey, Oscar. You're here early.

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  35. Oscar

    I always come in at 7.

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  36. Warehouse Guy

    No, you don't.

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  37. Oscar

    Well... Hey, uh, are you doing anything later tonight?

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  38. Matt

    I don't know. I'm free. If you hear of anything going on, let me know.

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  39. Oscar

    Yeah.

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  40. Oscar

    Yeah, we talked this morning and we talked at Christmas. So, a little momentum there. Just a couple of hours to kill before work.

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  41. Darryl

    Hey, what's up?

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  42. Oscar

    Hey, nice office.

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  43. Darryl

    Thanks, it's cool. So...

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  44. Oscar

    You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour. Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.

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  45. Darryl

    Has that ever happened? Ever?

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  46. Oscar

    Didn't we? I think we did.

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  47. Darryl

    You want me to invite Matt?

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  48. Oscar

    Yeah, the whole gang, Matt included.

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  49. Darryl

    Look, just be straight with me, man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.

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  50. Oscar

    So happy hour.

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  51. Darryl

    Happy hour. My pleasure.

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  52. Oscar

    All right.

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  53. Oscar

    So what do you think?

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  54. Phyllis

    Hmmm, I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try. I'll ask Bob.

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  55. Phyllis

    Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats 'em up. What?

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  56. Andy

    A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.

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  57. Jim

    I would love, love, love to go. Only problem is, Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in.

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  58. Andy

    Oh, baloney.

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  59. Jim

    Good one.

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  60. Andy

    Ring her up.

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  61. Jim

    Absolutely, I will do that right now.

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  62. Jim

    I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I - and I love her. I also love her, very much.

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  63. Jim

    So some of the co-workers were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them-

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  64. Pam

    Yes! Yes! I would love to!

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  65. Andy

    Ha! Knew it!

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  66. Pam

    It's been so long since I've been with adults. I am so excited to see everybody. Creed, Ryan. Oh my God, Stanley! Stanley's going to be there. Yes, oh my God!

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  67. Jim

    I did not see this coming.

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  68. Andy

    Erin, I need you to fax this and get me a confirmation, pronto. Are you going later?

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  69. Erin

    Sure, if you are.

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  70. Andy

    Yes.

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  71. Erin

    Talk to me that way again, and I'll cut your face off.

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  72. Andy

    Whoa.

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  73. Andy

    We recently struck up a romantic relationship. And, um... but we're kinda keeping it quiet for now 'cause it's still kind of a new thing. It's a little delicate, and we just don't want all the drama.

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  74. Erin

    Exactly.

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  75. Andy

    Yeah, cause when everyone knows- That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know.

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  76. Erin

    Quiet.

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  77. Andy

    Hey, boss man.

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  78. Michael

    Yes?

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  79. Andy

    A bunch of us are going to get some drinks, you in?

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  80. Michael

    Ladies and gentleman, it is quitting time.

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  81. Andy

    I'm sorry, I meant later.

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  82. Michael

    Ok, yes. Sure.

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  83. Andy

    For happy hour?

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  84. Michael

    No, I got that.

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  85. Andy

    Trying to get a head count.

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  86. Michael

    I am in.

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  87. Andy

    All right, yes! It's a deal.

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  88. Michael

    It's a deal.

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  89. Pam

    Oh, hey, I invited my friend Julie.

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  90. Jim

    Okay.

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  91. Pam

    I want her to meet Michael.

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  92. Jim

    Why?

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  93. Pam

    They're both single, I have a sense they might-

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  94. Jim

    You've been gone for a long time.

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  95. Pam

    It is not that. Kevin! Oh!

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  96. Kevin

    Yeah!

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  97. Pam

    Hey, how are you?

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  98. Kevin

    Oh, I missed you so much.

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  99. Pam

    Aw!

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  100. Kevin

    Yeah!

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