Every line from The Office season 6, episode 17, in script order. First aired March 11, 2010.
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Jo Bennett
Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36221
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Dwight
Ah. Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight. It shouldn't go all night long, so if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house so the baby can experience a strong male presence. No? Nothing? Okay. Have fun working.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36222
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Dwight
Hi there Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening I have...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36223
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Jo Bennett
Hello?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36224
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Jim
Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client. And it's so weird, because we never have meetings after 5pm. But I was hoping that maybe just this once, it would be okay.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36225
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Jo Bennett
Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36226
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Jim
You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36227
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Jo Bennett
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36228
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Jim
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36229
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Jo Bennett
Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36230
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Dwight
Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36231
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Jo Bennett
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36232
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Jim
Thanks again by the way.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36233
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Darryl
Hey! What are you fellas doing up here?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36234
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Warehouse guy 1
We're here to bust you out!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36235
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Darryl
I wish, but uh-
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36236
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Warehouse guy 1
Dude! Your shirt tucked in?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36237
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Darryl
Oh. Yeah, um, I must have did that when I was in the bathroom. All right then, uh, let me get to it.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36238
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Warehouse guy 1
All right.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36239
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Warehouse guy 2
See you later.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36240
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Erin
Your hand's cold.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36241
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Andy
It is? I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36242
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Erin
Yeah, have some more blanket.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36243
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Andy
Okay, thanks.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36244
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Reid
What's up?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36245
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Andy
Whoa!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36246
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Erin
You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36247
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Andy
I didn't know you had a brother.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36248
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Erin
He's my foster brother.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36249
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Andy
Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36250
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Reid
Cold hands.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36251
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Andy
Are we rotating seats, or?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36252
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Reid
Oh yeah, you're the guest. Take the easy chair, best seat in the house. Plus, you don't have to sit next to this big dork and her smelly feet.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36253
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Erin
Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36254
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Reid
Ooh!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36255
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Andy
So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36256
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Erin
None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36257
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Andy
All right. Formative years.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36258
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Reid
Nice skirt.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36259
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Andy
Yeah, it's a kilt.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36260
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Night cleaning crew
Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36261
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Angela
Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36262
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Jo Bennett
Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36263
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Michael
How late do we have to work tonight?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36264
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Gabe
You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36265
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Michael
Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36266
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Gabe
Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36267
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Michael
Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just - that's just depressing.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36268
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Michael
Hello Jo.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36269
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Jo Bennett
Anything I can do for you Puddin'?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36270
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Michael
There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8:30. And it's St. Patrick's Day, which is a world ethnic holiday. So I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36271
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Jo Bennett
Hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36272
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Michael
I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36273
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Jo Bennett
All right then.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36274
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Michael
Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36275
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Jo Bennett
Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36276
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36277
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Jo Bennett
I look forward to that too.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36278
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Andy
Ooh. It's coming down out there.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36279
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Erin
Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36280
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Andy
No, I-
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36281
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Erin
I'm so sorry I was so sick.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36282
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Andy
Ah. Oh great, now I'm gonna get sick.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36283
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Michael
Excuse me, excuse me. Hey guys!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36284
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Meredith, Creed, Oscar and Matt
[cheering Michael]
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36285
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Michael
Drinks are on me!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36286
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Oscar
No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36287
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Michael
Oh -hoh! All right.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36288
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Michael
Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre? I don't know. There is a chance. Yes. I tell you I love my job. But Jo wants me to put on a show for her, and pretend to work late? Nah. I spent all day, trying to make her like me, and I forgot to ask myself something: Do I even like her? As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin says, 'Don't worry, be happy.'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36289
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Todd Packer
Whoops!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36290
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Michael
Okay. Okay, all right. Best night ever. What the hell is going on back there?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36291
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Jim
Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36292
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Dwight
What the hell is this?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36293
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Jim
Oh!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36294
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Dwight
This is not Mega-Desk.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36295
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Jim
No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36296
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Dwight
That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36297
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Jim
Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36298
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Dwight
Hello, Dwight Schrute?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36299