Every line from The Office season 6, episode 17, in script order. First aired March 11, 2010.
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Michael
Well, I am heading down there.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36121
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Jo Bennett
Well, anytime now.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36122
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Michael
How about July 4th weekend?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36123
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Jo Bennett
Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36124
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Michael
I did!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36125
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Jo Bennett
Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36126
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Michael
You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and -
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36127
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Jo Bennett
Enough!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36128
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Michael
All right, everybody, just try to put a brave face on.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36129
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Michael
Let's follow the chain of events. Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. Hmmm.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36130
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Darryl
Moving on up, to the East Side, to the deluxe apartment in the sky...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36131
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Michael
Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36132
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Jo Bennett
No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36133
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Michael
No is not an option.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36134
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Jo Bennett
Yes it is.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36135
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Michael
All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36136
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Jo Bennett
How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36137
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Michael
I'll be over there.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36138
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Jim
And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36139
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Dwight
Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36140
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36141
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Dwight
My headphones are broken.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36142
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Jim
Right.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36143
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Dwight
Can I listen to my music at a low volume?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36144
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Jim
Yeah that's great. Great.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36145
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Dwight
Okay? 'The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36146
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Jim
When's the last time you upgraded your printer?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36147
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D
- and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36148
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Jim
Please stop that!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36149
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Dwight
-But we'll be together then-'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36150
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Jim
Can you grow up?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36151
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Dwight
-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then.'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36152
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Jim
Whether it's this time or next time.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36153
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Andy
'The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36154
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36155
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Andy and Dwight
'Little boy blue and the man in the moon.'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36156
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Jim
No, we definitely can talk about it in the next--
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36157
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Andy and Dwight
When you coming home Dad?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36158
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Jim
You know, can I call you back?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36159
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Andy and Dwight
I don't know when-'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36160
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Jim
That would be great, thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36161
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Andy and Dwight
But we'll get together then, we're gonna have a good time-'
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36162
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Jim
No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36163
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Jim
I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36164
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Erin
This fax came for you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36165
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Jo Bennett
Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36166
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Erin
Uh...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36167
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Jo Bennett
Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36168
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Erin
Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36169
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Jo Bennett
Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36170
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Erin
Well...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36171
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Andy
She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36172
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Jo Bennett
Yes?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36173
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Andy
I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36174
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Jo Bennett
Oh! You're sick! Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36175
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Andy
No, no, no, no, no.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36176
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Jo Bennett
Get everybody sick in the office.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36177
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Andy
I have some good ideas...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36178
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Jo Bennett
We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36179
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Andy
You sure?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36180
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Jo Bennett
You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36181
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Michael
Very nice.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36182
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Darryl
Not bad, huh?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36183
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Michael
A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36184
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Darryl
I impressed her with my good ideas.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36185
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Michael
Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36186
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Darryl
I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36187
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Michael
How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36188
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Darryl
Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36189
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Michael
Okay. All right.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36190
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Jo Bennett
Hey there.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36191
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Michael
Hey there. So I think I'm done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36192
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Jo Bennett
Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36193
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Michael
Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36194
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Jo Bennett
Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36195
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Michael
Right. What?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36196
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Jo Bennett
Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36197
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Michael
Mm. mm. Oh well.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36198
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Jo Bennett
Anything else I can help you with?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36199
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Michael
No, no, no. That's super-clear-ish. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36200
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Kevin
Just because Jo has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36201
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Michael
Hey Pack-man.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36202
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Todd Packer
Hey what's up, Butt-plug?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36203
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Michael
How you doing stud? You already there?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36204
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Todd Packer
Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36205
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Michael
How's the lady situation?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36206
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Todd Packer
Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36207
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Michael
Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36208
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Todd Packer
Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36209
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Michael
Yeah. Maybe next year.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36210
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Todd Packer
Maybe next 'queer.' Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36211
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Erin
Oh! Andy!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36212
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Andy
Hi!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36213
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Erin
I'm in my jammy-jams!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36214
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Andy
That's okay, I'm in my 'worky-works.' You look amazing!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36215
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Erin
Oh, thanks. Come in!
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36216
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Meredith
Hey! Me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36217
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Kevin
Oh I'm in.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36218
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Oscar
I'm in.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36219
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Meredith
All right.
Season 6 · Episode 17 · Line 36220