Every line from The Office season 6, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 11, 2010.
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Erin
Well.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35301
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Michael
It will be a pleasure doing business with you. Thanks, bye. I just got a new account for the gentleman's club in Carbondale. It is called 'Curves.' I went by there the other day, saw some of the women walking in. Not really my cup of tea. Actually, Kevin, you might like it!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35302
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Kevin
Nice!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35303
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Dwight
You know, we really don't announce out loud our sales that much.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35304
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Michael
Why not? It's part of the sales experience.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35305
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Dwight
It's not really 1992 anymore.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35306
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Michael
Well, okay...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35307
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Kelly
You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you're everything to me, and I was so blessed when God sent you here to me.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35308
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Erin
Geez louise.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35309
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Kelly
I know, obsessed with me much?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35310
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Erin
Well, everyone got one.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35311
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Kelly
What did yours say?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35312
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Erin
Friends are worth sharing a doghouse with.
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Erin
It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card. I can't compete with her. That girl can sing, and dance, and gets all of her clothes at the mall. And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl, cause Andy Bernard is a playboy. And, why shouldn't he be? He's got it all.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35314
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Dwight
Ho-ho. There he is, the IT guy. So you discovered the break room.
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Nick
Uh, yep.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35316
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Dwight
I imagine one of the best things about being an IT guy is, you get to know everyone's computer passwords.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35317
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Nick
No, I actually don't.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35318
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Dwight
Listen, I know you have to say that, but we got a little problem here. There is an employee named Jim Halpert, and he is doing some terrible things, okay? He is molesting people via the internet. And we need to stop him.
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Nick
I think that you should call the cops.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35320
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Dwight
No, the cops called us. So I'm gonna need you to give me the password to Jim Halpert's computer.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35321
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Nick
I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm sorry, I just can't give out his password like that.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35322
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Ryan
Nick. We could make things very, very difficult for you.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35323
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Nick
Are you... you threatening me?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35324
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Ryan
Threatening you? No.
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Michael
What is that smell? Do you smell that? What is that? Like a sulfur deposit under here?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35326
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Pam
Michael, stop.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35327
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Michael
No, I'm serious, we don't have to put up... Is it the dogs?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35328
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Pam
Michael...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35329
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Michael
You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulfur maps.
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Dwight
Michael, it's Phyllis.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35331
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Michael
No, this is geological.
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Phyllis
I sent an email out to everyone in this area that this might be a side effect to my new allergy medication I'm on.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35333
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Michael
Are you kidding me?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35334
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Phyllis
No.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35335
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Michael
And you guys are okay with this?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35336
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Dwight
She sent an email, so.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35337
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Phyllis
I did.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35338
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Andy
It's not cause of the smell. I'm just expecting a nosebleed.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35339
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Michael
Oh my God.
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Kelly
Oh! You scared me!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35341
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Andy
I'm sorry, I thought you saw me.
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Kelly
I didn't see you. And you were there all along. Well, I warmed it up for you so, should be good to go.
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Andy
Cool, thanks.
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Kelly
Bye, Andy.
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Andy
...That was weird.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35346
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Meredith
No it ain't. We all saw the Valentine you gave her.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35347
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Andy
I don't even know what that card said.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35348
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Meredith
Believe me, if I got that card? We'd be in the bathroom doin' it right... now.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35349
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Michael
Hey.
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Jim
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35351
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Michael
You know, it's funny. I used to stand in here and wish I was out there. Now I'm out there, and I wish I was in here.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35352
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Jim
Well, the grass is always greener.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35353
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Michael
Yeah. Except there's no grass out there. It's just a farty dirt patch.
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Jim
Well, it's what you wanted.
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Michael
I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35356
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Jim
For the record, I fought this. Alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.
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Michael
We make a poster that says 'Happy Opposite Day!' and she sees it on the way out... Nah, that's stupid. Ugh! I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men in Black.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35358
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Jim
Hey, what was that movie where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone and talked to her.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35359
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Michael
Lethal Weapon?
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Jim
That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35361
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Jo Bennett
You two are grown-ass men. What do I have to do, fire you and get two people in here who don't need so much management?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35362
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Michael
What? What I'm saying...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35363
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Jim
Michael's saying he's better at being manager, and I agree, cause he's a better people person, weirdly.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35364
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Michael
And weirdly I'm a good dog person, right guys? See? They love me.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35365
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Jo Bennett
Fine. I don't care which one of you does which job, just stop meeting with me to talk about it.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35366
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Jim
Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35367
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Michael
Alright!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35368
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Jo Bennett
Oh, I gotta take this. Yep. Uh, finish walking my dogs for me. And don't ride 'em. Lotta people try to ride 'em.
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Andy
Excuse me? Everyone? Please check your emails, I just sent you the following message: 'Coworkers, you may have received a Valentine from me. Please understand this does not mean that I like you in any way.'
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35370
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Phyllis
You don't even like us as friends?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35371
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Andy
Phyllis, you guys are like my closest friends. I just mean I don't like-like you.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35372
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Oscar
What are we, five?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35373
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Andy
Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard dog.'
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35374
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Kelly
Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?
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Andy
It's n-- that wasn't... I like someone else.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35376
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Kelly
Who?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35377
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Andy
It's not... Whether or not, you...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35378
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Kelly
Who, what?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35379
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Erin
Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly. How about that?
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Michael
Oh, it smells good in here.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35381
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Erin
Sure does! Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35382
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Michael
Erin, what about my keyboard? Aw, so good to be home. How about a little Bosa Nova?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35383
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Erin
Oh!
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Pam
He looks happy.
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Jim
Yep.
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Dwight
Well, well, well. Hm. Boss for, what was it? Oh, four and a half hours? New record. Low. Previous record? Henry Rosston. Boss for nine years, four months. And he only left because he had family matters to attend to and he what? Michael!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35387
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Dwight
I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35388
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Ryan
Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel.
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Dwight
Oh temp, I like that. I'm going to engrave that into a piece of wood. Care to celebrate with a drink?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35390
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Ryan
I would love to. Why not?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35391
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Dwight
Because! Martini bars are pretentious. No thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35392
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Ryan
Well, I'm sorry that I don't want farm boy swill like you do, you know.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35393
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Dwight
It is not 'farm boy swill,' I will show you. It is beet Vodka and it is delicious.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35394
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Ryan
I am not interested in anything I have to make myself!
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