Every line from The Office season 6, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 11, 2010.
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Hotel Employee
Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35101
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Michael
Hello Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first week of the Olympics.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35102
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Hotel Employee
Well, we are looking forward to having you, so, let me just pull up your information here...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35103
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Michael
Okey doke.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35104
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Hotel Employee
Um, I don't seem to have it, sir.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35105
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35106
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Dwight
I'm not seeing anything under 'confirmation.'
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35107
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35108
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Dwight
Could it be under 'affirmation?' Cause you have thousands of those.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35109
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Michael
No. We're trying to look it up right now.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35110
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Dwight
Youdidget the e-vite to my barbeque!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35111
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Michael
Um, come on.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35112
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Dwight
Michael...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35113
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Hotel Employee
Uh, sir? A lot of people are trying to get last-minute reservations at hotels here for the Olympics, but we've been fully booked for months.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35114
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Michael
Well, I have been booked for three years, so you should have that. I've always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35115
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Dwight
Wait, I got it! Confirmation code: XV2RDM!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35116
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Hotel Employee
...Oh, here it is. Yep.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35117
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Michael
Oh.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35118
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Dwight
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35119
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Hotel Employee
Uh-huh. Seven nights in our street-view economy single?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35120
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Michael
That's it!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35121
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Hotel Employee
Yeah, we changed it since it was a while back. I do apologize.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35122
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Michael and Dwight
Uh-huh, okay...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35123
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Hotel Employee
Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35124
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Michael
Alright, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35125
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Hotel Employee
There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35126
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Michael
Okay, put it on my card.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35127
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Michael
Today, Jo Bennett, the CEO from Sabre, is coming to see us here for the first time. She bought us sight unseen, like a mail-order bride, so she's gotta be kinda nervous. I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do we speak English?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35128
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Michael
Why hello!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35129
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Gabe
This is Michael Scott, co-regional manager of this branch.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35130
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Michael
Pleasure to meet you, Miss Bennett.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35131
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Jo Bennett
Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the 'Mrs.' just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35132
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Andy
These sure are pretty dogs...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35133
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Jo Bennett
They love a good crotch.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35134
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Andy
They sure do.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35135
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Jo Bennett
You should take that as a compliment!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35136
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Andy
Oh, I do!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35137
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Jo Bennett
Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35138
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35139
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Jo Bennett
Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35140
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Dwight
I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President. Or Judge Judy.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35141
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Jo Bennett
I like that.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35142
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Gabe
This is Accounting.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35143
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Kevin
Hi!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35144
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Jo Bennett
Good-looking group.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35145
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Gabe
Over here is Meredith Palmer and Creed Bratton.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35146
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Jo Bennett
Another couple of heartbreakers. Who is this tall drink of sun tea?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35147
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Gabe
That is Jim Halpert, he is the co-regional manager of this office.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35148
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Jo Bennett
I thought this guy was the manager?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35149
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Gabe
Oh, he is. He's the co-manager, and that's the other co-manager.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35150
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Jo Bennett
Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35151
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Andy
Got some Valentine's cards for my coworkers and my bro-workers.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35152
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Angela
No, no!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35153
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Kevin
What, no candy?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35154
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Andy
Valentine's Day, right around the corner. Erin and I have been on zero dates. So I got her a Valentine's Day card, but I didn't wanna seem 'too eager,' so I got cards for everyone in the whole office to kind of dilute it a little bit.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35155
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Andy
[throwing a card at Meredith, which skims her throat]: Look alive.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35156
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Meredith
Ow! Geez, you gave me a paper cut on my throat!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35157
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Meredith
Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35158
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Michael
Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida, which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp, but here it takes two men to do one job, where in Florida it might take one very strong woman to do such a job.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35159
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Jim
Whoa, whoa.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35160
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Michael
Whoa, whoa!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35161
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Jim
I'll take over. Um, what we're doing here: Michael handles more of the 'big-picture' stuff, and I handle more of the day-to-day stuff, so together...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35162
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Jo Bennett
Yeah. I think I understand.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35163
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Jim
Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35164
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Jo Bennett
Each of you is doing half a job.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35165
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35166
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Michael
And sometimes I can hardly handle that!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35167
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Jo Bennett
This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35168
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Jim
I don't think so.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35169
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Jo Bennett
Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35170
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Michael
Forget the question...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35171
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Jo Bennett
I think one of you should return to sales, and the other one be manager.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35172
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Michael
I humbly accept the management position.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35173
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Jim
I... Why would you just say something like that?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35174
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Michael
Because, well, Jim. Where I'm from, two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35175
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Jim
Do you even know what that means?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35176
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35177
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Jo Bennett
Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35178
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Jim
Um...
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35179
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Jo Bennett
You can go on. Shoo!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35180
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Jo Bennett
I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close, personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys. When I was a little girl, I was terrified to fly, and now I have my own pilot's license. I am CEO of Sabre International, and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make. Pleased to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35181
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Andy
Whoa-oh, traffic jam!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35182
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Erin
Uh-oh, traffic jam on route three!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35183
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Andy
Beep-beep! Beeooop-beep!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35184
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Erin
Beep! Twenty people dead in a pile-up!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35185
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Andy
There's blood everywhere! Um, I got you a Valentine's card.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35186
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Erin
Oh, you did? Aw, a bird and a dog!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35187
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Andy
Yeah, well it's Snoopy and Woodstock.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35188
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Erin
You named them?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35189
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Andy
Uh, Charles Schultz did. I thought it was relevant cause I got you all those birds for Christmas, remember?
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35190
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Erin
Uh, yeah I do remember. Aw, they love each other.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35191
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Andy
Oh, look at that. They sure do. I hadn't noticed.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35192
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Erin
Wow, it smells really good too.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35193
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Andy
Yeah! It's Roger Federer for men, I sprayed some in there.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35194
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Erin
Andy, whoa! Thank you very much!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35195
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Andy
It's got pheromones in it.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35196
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Jo Bennett
Hey!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35197
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Kevin
Hi.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35198
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Jo Bennett
Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop little onion!
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35199
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Kevin
Jo, there's books in my chair.
Season 6 · Episode 15 · Line 35200