Every line from The Office season 6, episode 14, in script order. First aired February 4, 2010.
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Michael
Exactly. What are you thinking?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35037
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David
I, I - It's a tough one.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35038
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Michael
It is a tough one.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35039
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David
I don't have any ideas for you there.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35040
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Michael
Yeah. But one would be good.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35041
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David
Hey, oh, okay. Wait.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35042
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Michael
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35043
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David
I want to tell you about a business idea I have.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35044
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Michael
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35045
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David
Ok? You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Okay. So this is a vacuum. It's like a shop-vac type of thing. Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? Baseball gloves, hacky sacks, drumsticks. Picks it up!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35046
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Michael
So the kid's making the noise to pick it up.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35047
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David
No. No, no, no. That's the -that's the vacuum noise.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35048
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Michael
Oh, okay.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35049
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David
You-you don't like it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35050
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Michael
No, I think it is-
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35051
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David
No, it's ok. Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, he's gonna draw up the prototype. And, uh... It's like shop-vac. Did I say that?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35052
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Michael
Yep.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35053
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David
It'll be ok.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35054
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Andy
Hey, any fun weekend plans?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35055
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Erin
No, you?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35056
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Andy
Uh, no, actually. So nothing? No movies, or parties, or anything you might want to invite someone to?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35057
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Erin
Nothing. It's wide open.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35058
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Andy
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35059
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Andy
That's as hard as I can hint.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35060
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David
Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I can get Arnie on board if you wanted to join us for suck it. Work together again.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35061
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Michael
The what?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35062
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David
Suck it. That's what it's called.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35063
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Michael
Oh, okay.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35064
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David
Huh? Catchy. Kids'll love it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35065
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Michael
Like it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35066
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Michael
There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And Suck It is one of 'em.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35067
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Michael
See you later.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35068
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David
Oh, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35069
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Michael
Bye now.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35070
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David
Thank you for coming.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35071
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Michael
Thanks for having me.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35072
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Michael
Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. That is some sort of weird creature that lives in David Wallace's house. Oh, my god. Alright. Just get me out of here.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35073
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Michael
Hello. Is anybody home? Oh, thank you, Erin. Now if everyone would please ready their canteens, so I can fill them with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland, and then propose a toast. Here we go.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35074
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Michael
You know when people say getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That's the best thing? Really? Ugh.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35075
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Michael
Well, I'm not really one for making speeches.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35076
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Everyone
Yes. Yes, you are. You make a lot.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35077
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Michael
But I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier. Let me tell you.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35078
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Angela
That's your toast?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35079
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Michael
No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre is going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35080
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Phyllis
Michael, this isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35081
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Michael
Here's my toast. Orange juice is in here. And, like Saber, it is from Florida, and it is good.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35082
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Kevin
Just 'cause you have liquid that doesn't make it a toast.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35083
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Michael
Here's the toast. I'm gonna do it now. Raise your container to us and to Sabre.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35084
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All
To us and to Sabre.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35085
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Michael
Mm. Wow. That is metallicy. Ugh. That's like drinking a battery. Ah, really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35086
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David
Well, it's a mess, what a mess. What you gonna do? You're going to take out your Suck It and you suck it. Suck it. Yeah, take out your Suck It and you suck it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35087
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Teddy
Suck it!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35088
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David
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35089
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Teddy
Suck it!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35090
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David
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35091
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Teddy
Suck it!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35092
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David
Yeah! Take out the Suck It and we'll...
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35093
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Teddy
Suck it!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35094
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David
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35095
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Teddy
Suck it!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35096
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David
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35097
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Both
Take out my Suck It and we'll suck it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35098
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David
Yeah! Teddy!
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35099
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Teddy
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35100