Every line from The Office season 6, episode 14, in script order. First aired February 4, 2010.
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Gabe
Well, I wish that I could do something, but it's kind of policy, you know? Above my pay grade. You know?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34937
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Michael
So maybe we should call. We should call someone. I could help. I'm good with bosses. Call one of the higher-ups?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34938
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Gabe
You know what? Let me see what I can do.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34939
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Jim
Ok, this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. Cubbies. I totally forgot about cubbies.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34940
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Pam
There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. Am I too old to go here?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34941
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Jim
Oh. Adorable, right? I walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34942
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Pam
What?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34943
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Jim
I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34944
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Pam
Who? The -
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34945
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Jim
I don't know. I don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34946
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Pam
The guy we're meeting with?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34947
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Jim
I don't know, I don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34948
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Andy
I am telling you, there are no strawberries in here.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34949
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Erin
Well, I saw them in there.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34950
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Andy
Well maybe they ran away, because the pizza was like, 'Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries.'
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34951
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Erin
I think when Andy finally asks me out he's going to try to top what he did with the drum line. I can't wait to see what he comes up with.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34952
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Andy
The ball's totally in Erin's court. After the whole drum line thing.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34953
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Gabe
First let me say that I told them everything you wanted me to say, in just the way you wanted me to say it, so...
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34954
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Jo Bennett
Gabe, honey, I love this. I love the sound of your voice. But I really need some new information now.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34955
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Gabe
Ok, um, I told the story of your uncle, and I have a feeling that you would have really been proud of the way... Okay, um...
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34956
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Jo Bennett
Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? Is there somebody in the room with you? I want to see who it is. Turn me around.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34957
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Gabe
I don't - it's just...
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34958
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Jo Bennett
Turn me around. Now. Hey, Buddy. Is it something I said?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34959
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Michael
Hello. No. My name's Michael Scott. Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34960
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Jo Bennett
Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34961
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Michael
Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. I think you have a great accent.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34962
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Jo Bennett
Aw, thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34963
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Michael
Well, I am little concerned with all of these changes, to be quite frank. I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and -
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34964
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Jo Bennett
Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson's snowball company, so you'll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34965
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Michael
Ok. I feel very strongly that you can't just come in here and change everything that people have been doing forever. Is Christian Slater back there? Because... he knows. He'd know what to do.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34966
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Jo Bennett
So listen, why don't you tell Gabe if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34967
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Michael
I have already told him, but I will tell him again if you think that will help.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34968
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Jo Bennett
I would take until the end of the day if I were you.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34969
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Jerry
Pam and Jim? Hey, I'm Jerry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34970
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Pam
Hi Jerry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34971
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Jim
Jerry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34972
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Jerry
Good to see you. Come on in. My office is right back here. This is the play room.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34973
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Jim
This is great. Got to confess, we came a little early, so we got a quick look around, but, uh -
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34974
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Jerry
Oh, so you saw it already?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34975
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Jim
No, no, no, no. Yes. We saw this, yes. No, it wasn't like a look around. We really just had a peek. Quick peek. Didn't focus on anything in particular.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34976
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Pam
It's lovely.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34977
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Jerry
Oh. Got to take this. Sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34978
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Jim
Do it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34979
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Jerry
Okay. Hi, this is Jerry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34980
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Pam
Ok, you've got to pull it together.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34981
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Jim
We should just go. He's really uncomfortable.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34982
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Pam
He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird. So you have to stop acting weird.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34983
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Jim
What if we just bring it up? We just put it out in the open?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34984
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Pam
That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34985
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Jerry
Sorry about that. Right this way.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34986
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Jim
All right.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34987
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Michael
I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace about this whole thing going on with Sabre. He will know exactly what to do. He is not a big fan of me dropping by announced. But then again, who is? Hey. Hi, sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34988
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David
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34989
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Michael
I hope you're not busy doing something.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34990
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David
No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34991
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Michael
You sure?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34992
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David
You look great.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34993
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Michael
You look great too.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34994
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David
You hungry? I'm just having lunch.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34995
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Michael
Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34996
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David
Fantastic. Teddy, look who just stopped in.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34997
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Teddy Wallace
Huh? Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34998
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Michael
Hey. Wow.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 34999
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David
Keep it up, son.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35000
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Michael
Really loud.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35001
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Michael
Wow. Oh, yummy. You have got the life, my friend.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35002
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David
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35003
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Michael
Can I just stay here and never go back?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35004
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David
Things not going so well there?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35005
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Michael
Oh, man. How much time do you have?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35006
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David
I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35007
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35008
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Mrs. Wallace
Hey, honey. How's your day going? Did you do anything cool?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35009
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David
Uh, no, sweetie. I just sort of hung out.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35010
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Mrs. Wallace
Oh, 'cause I saw you had shoes on, so I didn't know if you did anything.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35011
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David
No. Just hanging out, honey. You remember Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35012
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Michael
Hi. Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood, thought I'd come by, see...
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35013
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Mrs. Wallace
No problem at all. This is great. So what are you guys up to?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35014
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Michael
I don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35015
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David
Uh, but maybe, uh - actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. May -maybe we'll go outside. Outside.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35016
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Jim
There was one thing we were curious about, uh, your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, because we might want to change our days around a little bit.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35017
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Jerry
That seems a bit premature, don't you think? I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, and you're already lining up your holiday plans.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35018
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Jim
Oh, no, sorry. Just, um, we're kind of planners. But we're also flexible too, so you know what? Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35019
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Jerry
Yeah, if the time comes, we can discuss it.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35020
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Pam
Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35021
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35022
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Jerry
Seriously? You told her?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35023
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Jim
Did it? It might have come up while we were waiting for you.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35024
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Jerry
And you - you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35025
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35026
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Pam
Maybe, because it doesn't seem to be going super well.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35027
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Jerry
Well, you didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well just because it might not be going super well?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35028
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Pam
Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35029
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Jerry
I'm being perfectly pleasant. Did you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35030
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Jim
Oh, this coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet? Why didn't you just lock the door, man?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35031
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Jerry
It doesn't lock for the children's safety.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35032
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Jim
Anybody could have walked in.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35033
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Jerry
It was story time.
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35034
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Michael
Sabre is changing everything. Site blockers. They don't let us use cups. So I started thinking, who could handle this? Who would know what to do? David Wallace would know what to do. What should I do, David Wallace?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35035
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David
I don't know. I mean, what can you do?
Season 6 · Episode 14 · Line 35036