Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 11, in script order. First aired December 3, 2009.
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Lefevre
That was messed up what you did.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34307
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Michael
Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34308
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Lefevre
Who does something like that? Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn't come through like that?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34309
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Michael
What can I do?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34310
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Lefevre
You can pay for my college.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34311
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Michael
I can give you an extra laptop battery. Not everyone took one. How about this? If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34312
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Lefevre
They're expensive.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34313
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Michael
Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34314
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Lefevre
It's about $1,000.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34315
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Michael
Really? Wow. That's over $200 a year.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34316
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Lefevre
No, $1,000 each year.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34317
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Michael
For-okay, okay here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each. I'm going to date them one year apart. Now, you are to use one check a year. And please call me before you cash the check? Cause I've got monies to move around.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34318
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Lefevre
Okay. Okay. Make it out to my mom, Rosa.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34319
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Michael
That's a lot of zeroes.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34320
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Jim
This is Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34321
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David Wallace
Jim, what the hell is happening there?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34322
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Jim
Hey, uh David.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34323
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David
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34324
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Jim
So there was a little bit of a miscommunication here today. It's been a little wild, uh, but I am on it.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34325
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David
Just so I understand, you started Employee of the Month, give it to yourself, then people complain, so you give it to your wife?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34326
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34327
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David
Am I missing something?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34328
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Jim
I really don't know how it happened, David.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34329
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Dwight
I know how it happened.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34330
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David
Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34331
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Jim
All right, it will not happen again. I promise.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34332
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David
Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34333
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Dwight
No!
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34334
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David
It's been crazy here. You know I think you're doing a great job, right?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34335
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Dwight
What?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34336
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Jim
Yeah. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34337
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Dwight
No.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34338
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David
Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34339
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Dwight
What?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34340
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Jim
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34341
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David
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34342
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Dwight
Oh, you're kidding me!
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34343
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Jim
See you.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34344
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Dwight
Damn it!
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34345
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Erin
Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do---
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34346
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Michael
Please stop. 15 lives. I destroyed 15 young lives today.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34347
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Erin
No.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34348
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34349
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Erin
No, there's financial aid, uh, they could join the army or the navy.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34350
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Michael
You're what, like, 12?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34351
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Erin
The principal told me that 90% of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate, and that's 35% higher than the rest of the school. So I think if you hadn't made that promise, a lot of them would've dropped out. Which is something to think about, I think.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34352
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Michael
I think you're doing a great job.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34353
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Erin
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34354
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Michael
What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34355
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Erin
I've always wondered what it might be like to be an accountant.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34356
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Michael
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34357
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Erin
Yes, but I'm terrible at math so...
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34358
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Michael
You know, when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34359
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Erin
Seriously?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34360
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Michael
Yeah. I just sort've had a feeling about him. I have a feeling about you too.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34361
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Michael and Erin
Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34362
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Jim
See you tomorrow, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34363
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Dwight
Apparently.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34364
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Ryan
How's it going? Good day?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34365
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Dwight
Not now, Temp.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34366
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Ryan
Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34367
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Dwight
What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a diabol...
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34368
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Ryan
I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34369
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Dwight
So what do you want?
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34370
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Ryan
I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.
Season 6 · Episode 11 · Quote 34371