Every line from The Office season 6, episode 10, in script order. First aired November 19, 2009.
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Ryan
Great.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34040
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Jim
I think you seem distracted.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34041
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Ryan
Yep, that is a problem.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34042
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Jim
But, you know what? I came up with something and I think it's really gonna help.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34043
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Ryan
Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34044
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Jim
I am, too. Let me show you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34045
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Michael
Wow. Things are really picking up.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34046
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O'Keefe
What was that about?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34047
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34048
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Alan
You were supposed to wave.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34049
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Michael
I did wave. I did a lot more than wave.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34050
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David
What are we supposed to tell them now? Ok? You've dug us quite a hole.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34051
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Michael
We tell them the plan, right?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34052
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David
There is no plan.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34053
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Michael
Here's what we're gonna do. The 45 day thing that I outlined, we go with that. Day 45, company saved. Day 44, go. What do we got? We have 15 minutes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34054
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O'Keefe
Excuse me?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34055
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Michael
Just whatever comes to mind. Shout it out.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34056
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O'Keefe
Who the hell is this guy?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34057
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Michael
I am the guy who roused that crowd.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34058
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David
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34059
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Michael
Got them on their feet.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34060
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David
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34061
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Michael
They were so happy down there.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34062
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David
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34063
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Alan
Who cares?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34064
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Michael
Ok. Alright. Well, I know a guy. This Mexican guy. He is a math whiz. He knows economics as well as he knows bull fighting and I am going to call in a little favor.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34065
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David
No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't call anybody, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34066
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Michael
Well, I'm texting him, so.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34067
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David
Please do not text anybody, now, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34068
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Michael
It's done.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34069
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Michael
Oh. There he is. Come on in. Come on in. Gentleman, I would like you to meet Oscar. Come on in. Don't be shy. This is Oscar Martinez. Oscar, why don't you come over here. Let me present you. Step up. Step up there. Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch and he has a wonderful idea as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. Take it away.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34070
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Jim
I think this is really gonna help. If you could just hold up here one second. Hey, guys. Quick announcement. If I could just have everyone's attention. I just figured you needed a place where you can concentrate and not be bothered by bothering people.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34071
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Ryan
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34072
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Jim
Let me show you what I mean. Your new office. How great is that, right? For a job well done. Well, not done.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34073
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Ryan
I will, uh, I will do my work right now. I will stay late tonight.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34074
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Jim
Right.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34075
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Ryan
Uh, I'm very sorry... about everything.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34076
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Jim
You're a good kid. You know what? It gets bigger once you're in there. Enjoy it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34077
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Ryan
Is there internet?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34078
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Oscar
Ummm...
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34079
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Michael
Tell them what you told me. This is genius.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34080
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Oscar
Ok
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34081
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Michael
Tell them about the cash flow and the dumping of properties and - this is all -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34082
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Oscar
Um..
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34083
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Michael
It's all good. It's all good stuff. Lay it on them.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34084
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Oscar
I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34085
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Michael
That wasn't what you were saying to me. He was much more articulate and that was better. Much better.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34086
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Oscar
I think this has gone very well and I thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34087
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Michael
O-kay. Oh... hey, hey. What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34088
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Oscar
Michael, I didn't ask to come up here.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34089
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Michael
Wow, man. That -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34090
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Oscar
What?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34091
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Michael
That was embarrassing.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34092
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Oscar
For me.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34093
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Michael
For me, too. You embarrassed me.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34094
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Oscar
You -[Oscar walks away, Michael goes back in the room]
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34095
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Michael
Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34096
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O'Keefe
He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34097
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Michael
Uh, I'm not a moron. Time after time my branch leads in sales. I have personally won over 17 Dundie awards. So, I am not a moron and I am just trying to help, you know? So... you're the moron.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34098
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Michael
[zipping through the hall while texting]
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34099
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Michael
Yes it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. To have the people that you work for stop for a minute and say, 'Wow. Great job.' That is what it is all about. Not the perks. Perks? The perks. I could take or leave the perks. Limos are for people who make the company money not lose millions and have no plan. So we're leaving early. After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34100
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O'Keefe
He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34101
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Michael
Oscar! Oscar! Come on! There he is! There he is! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Dunder Mifflin!
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34102
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Alan
The gentleman in the, uh, glasses.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34103
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Dwight
Dwight Schrute, Scranton branch. I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day and if this line is any indication of how this company is being run then we are in big trouble. Thank you. Right. I know. And I just want to say that I believe that there are options out there. A take a number option like they have in a deli. What about line varieties? Like an express line for quick comments of ten words or less. They can move much more efficiently. What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34104
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Alan
Thank you. Thank you for your suggestions.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34105
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 34106