Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 10, in script order. First aired November 19, 2009.
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Michael
Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys. So -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33940
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Andy
Kay.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33941
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Dwight
Good luck, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33942
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Michael
See you later.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33943
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Michael
Officers. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33944
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Laurie
After you, Mr. Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33945
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33946
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David
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33947
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Michael
Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33948
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David
So glad you could make it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33949
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33950
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David
How was the ride?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33951
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Michael
Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33952
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David
I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. First we'll start with Alan Brand. Alan? CEO. Michael Scott, Branch manager, Scranton.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33953
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Alan
It's nice to meet you, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33954
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Michael
It's nice to meet you, too. It's an honor and a privilege.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33955
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David
Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33956
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Michael
Ah. Your eminence.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33957
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Registrar
For those of you with questions, please line up behind one of the four microphones that have been placed in the aisles.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33958
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Dwight
Coming through. Che, che, che, che, che, che. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Ah. Damn it. Wha- okay
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33959
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Dwight
I was hoping to lob Michael his softball question early. I wanted to swing by the garment district, pick up a few crates of my shirts. I got a shirt guy.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33960
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Oscar
Can you believe this? The money they spent on this convention hall. Excuse me, miss. I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. This is so simple.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33961
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Andy
Yeah. Well, you should do that. Get in line.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33962
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Oscar
Oh, what a great idea and lose my job. No thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33963
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Andy
Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during the - America's biggest financial crisis?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33964
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Dwight
How is he gonna have grandkids?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33965
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Michael
You guys ever protect the president?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33966
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Security
No.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33967
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Michael
What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33968
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Security
Not supposed to talk about it. Nelly Furtado.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33969
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Alan
Alright, guys. You ready?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33970
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Michael
Rock and roll.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33971
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Alan
Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company. We are poised to come through this more streamlined and profitable than ever.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33972
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Michael
This is not as much fun as I thought it would be.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33973
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David
It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33974
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Michael
We're going bankrupt, you think? They are really angry.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33975
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Alan
The shareholders need to empower our leadership -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33976
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Woman in line
I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33977
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Man in line
Sure.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33978
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Dwight
No. You will not.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33979
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Woman in line
Excuse me?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33980
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Dwight
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33981
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Woman in line
It'll just be a second.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33982
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Dwight
Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33983
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Alan
... and we're confident. There are many things to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future and one of them is here with us today. Michael Scott, Scranton Branch manager.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33984
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33985
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Alan
In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33986
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Jim
Hey, Phyllis. Are you just getting back from lunch now?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33987
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Phyllis
Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33988
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Jim
Ok. You shouldn't be telling me that stuff and also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33989
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Phyllis
Oh, it's ok. Michael doesn't really care about these things.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33990
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Jim
I care about them and I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. What's so funny? I'm a co-manager.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33991
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Stanley
That doesn't make you a boss.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33992
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Phyllis
It's not like you can fire people or anything.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33993
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Jim
Well - who? How did you? Who, who told you this?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33994
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Phyllis
Ryan.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33995
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Stanley
Can't say.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33996
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Phyllis
Sorry. Plastered.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33997
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Jim
Ok. Who else has heard the rumor that I am not as much in charge as Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33998
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Pam
Stuff gets around. I don't participate.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 33999
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Jim
Who here heard it from Ryan?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34000
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Kevin
Does and email count?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34001
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Jim
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34002
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34003
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Jim
I am just as much of a boss as Michael and I can do anything that Michael can do. Alright? Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34004
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Pam
I forgot I have to support him no matter what. Close one.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34005
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Oscar
These questions are bush league.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34006
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Andy
You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34007
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Andy
I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose .
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34008
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David
Believe me everyone is working very hard, working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34009
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Shareholder
You're a criminal.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34010
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Michael
Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. These are not criminals. They are nice. They invited me to come here today. They invited me to their hospitality suite where I had free food and it was delicious. Get this. Know how nice they are? The sent a stretch limo all the way to pick me up in Scranton. That's -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34011
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Female Shareholder
Limousine?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34012
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34013
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Second Shareholder
You're all corrupt. You should be in jail.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34014
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Alan
Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! Quiet, please. We want to hear your questions.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34015
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Ryan
Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34016
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Creed
I don't know, man. I just don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34017
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Jim
I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34018
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Pam
Can you actually fire people?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34019
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Jim
To be honest, I don't know, but maybe I could just yell at him in front of people.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34020
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Pam
Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34021
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Jim
Oh, well I yell. You've heard me yell.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34022
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Pam
Oh. Ok. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, 'Hey, look. We parked over here!'.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34023
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Jim
Well, that was apple-picking day and there's no need to yell that day, you know. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34024
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Pam
Well, you'll figure it out.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34025
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Alan
Ok. We're gonna take a 15 minute break and then we're gonna answer more questions.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34026
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Third Shareholder
You haven't said anything yet and we're headed for bankruptcy.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34027
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Michael
Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. We'll be back with some answers. I - ok. I know that you're mad at me and you're mad at all them -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34028
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Fourth Shareholder
How are you gonna fix the company?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34029
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Michael
Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. And you can take that to the bank. And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. I love you, New York! You. You.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34030
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Jim
Hey, Ryan. How's it going?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34031
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Ryan
Here's the thing. Um, I've tried it like five different ways in my head and - Oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist...
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34032
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Jim
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34033
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Ryan
That I'd kinda rather not do it all then do a crappy version.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34034
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Jim
Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34035
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Ryan
Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. Do you wanna maybe just take a whack at it?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34036
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Jim
You know what?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34037
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Ryan
What?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34038
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Jim
I think I know the problem.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Quote 34039