Every line from The Office season 6, episode 10, in script order. First aired November 19, 2009.
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Michael
Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys. So -
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33940
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Andy
Kay.
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Dwight
Good luck, Michael.
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Michael
See you later.
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Michael
Officers. Thank you.
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Laurie
After you, Mr. Scott.
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Michael
Thank you.
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David
Michael.
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Michael
Hello.
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David
So glad you could make it.
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Michael
Thank you.
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David
How was the ride?
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Michael
Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime.
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David
I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. First we'll start with Alan Brand. Alan? CEO. Michael Scott, Branch manager, Scranton.
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Alan
It's nice to meet you, Michael.
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Michael
It's nice to meet you, too. It's an honor and a privilege.
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David
Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe.
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Michael
Ah. Your eminence.
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Registrar
For those of you with questions, please line up behind one of the four microphones that have been placed in the aisles.
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Dwight
Coming through. Che, che, che, che, che, che. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Ah. Damn it. Wha- okay
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Dwight
I was hoping to lob Michael his softball question early. I wanted to swing by the garment district, pick up a few crates of my shirts. I got a shirt guy.
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Oscar
Can you believe this? The money they spent on this convention hall. Excuse me, miss. I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. This is so simple.
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Andy
Yeah. Well, you should do that. Get in line.
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Oscar
Oh, what a great idea and lose my job. No thank you.
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Andy
Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during the - America's biggest financial crisis?
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Dwight
How is he gonna have grandkids?
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Michael
You guys ever protect the president?
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Security
No.
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Michael
What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous?
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Security
Not supposed to talk about it. Nelly Furtado.
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Alan
Alright, guys. You ready?
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Michael
Rock and roll.
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Alan
Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company. We are poised to come through this more streamlined and profitable than ever.
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Michael
This is not as much fun as I thought it would be.
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David
It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy.
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Michael
We're going bankrupt, you think? They are really angry.
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Alan
The shareholders need to empower our leadership -
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Woman in line
I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
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Man in line
Sure.
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Dwight
No. You will not.
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Woman in line
Excuse me?
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Dwight
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
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Woman in line
It'll just be a second.
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Dwight
Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.
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Alan
... and we're confident. There are many things to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future and one of them is here with us today. Michael Scott, Scranton Branch manager.
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Dwight
Yes.
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Alan
In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford.
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Jim
Hey, Phyllis. Are you just getting back from lunch now?
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Phyllis
Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.
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Jim
Ok. You shouldn't be telling me that stuff and also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.
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Phyllis
Oh, it's ok. Michael doesn't really care about these things.
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Jim
I care about them and I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. What's so funny? I'm a co-manager.
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Stanley
That doesn't make you a boss.
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Phyllis
It's not like you can fire people or anything.
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Jim
Well - who? How did you? Who, who told you this?
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Phyllis
Ryan.
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Stanley
Can't say.
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Phyllis
Sorry. Plastered.
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Jim
Ok. Who else has heard the rumor that I am not as much in charge as Michael?
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Pam
Stuff gets around. I don't participate.
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Jim
Who here heard it from Ryan?
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Kevin
Does and email count?
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Jim
Yes.
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Kevin
Yeah.
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Jim
I am just as much of a boss as Michael and I can do anything that Michael can do. Alright? Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael?
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Pam
I forgot I have to support him no matter what. Close one.
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Oscar
These questions are bush league.
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Andy
You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
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Andy
I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose .
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David
Believe me everyone is working very hard, working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship.
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Shareholder
You're a criminal.
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Michael
Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. These are not criminals. They are nice. They invited me to come here today. They invited me to their hospitality suite where I had free food and it was delicious. Get this. Know how nice they are? The sent a stretch limo all the way to pick me up in Scranton. That's -
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Female Shareholder
Limousine?
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Michael
Yes.
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Second Shareholder
You're all corrupt. You should be in jail.
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Alan
Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! Quiet, please. We want to hear your questions.
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Ryan
Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?
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Creed
I don't know, man. I just don't know.
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Jim
I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?
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Pam
Can you actually fire people?
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Jim
To be honest, I don't know, but maybe I could just yell at him in front of people.
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Pam
Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.
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Jim
Oh, well I yell. You've heard me yell.
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Pam
Oh. Ok. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, 'Hey, look. We parked over here!'.
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Jim
Well, that was apple-picking day and there's no need to yell that day, you know. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
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Pam
Well, you'll figure it out.
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Alan
Ok. We're gonna take a 15 minute break and then we're gonna answer more questions.
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Third Shareholder
You haven't said anything yet and we're headed for bankruptcy.
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Michael
Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. We'll be back with some answers. I - ok. I know that you're mad at me and you're mad at all them -
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Fourth Shareholder
How are you gonna fix the company?
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Michael
Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. And you can take that to the bank. And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. I love you, New York! You. You.
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Jim
Hey, Ryan. How's it going?
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Ryan
Here's the thing. Um, I've tried it like five different ways in my head and - Oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist...
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Jim
Mmm-hmm.
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Ryan
That I'd kinda rather not do it all then do a crappy version.
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Jim
Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it.
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Ryan
Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. Do you wanna maybe just take a whack at it?
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Jim
You know what?
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Ryan
What?
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Jim
I think I know the problem.
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