Every line from The Office season 6, episode 10, in script order. First aired November 19, 2009.
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Oscar
Not again.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33840
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Dwight
Bow down before Recyclops.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33841
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Jim
Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33842
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Dwight
Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. Did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33843
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Jim
The next year he really stepped things up.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33844
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Dwight
Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33845
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Jim
A year after that Recylcops really began to take shape.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33846
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Dwight
Recylops will drown you in your over-watered lawns.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33847
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Jim
Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing... I can't remember.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33848
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Dwight
Recyclops will have his revenge.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33849
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Jim
I think this was also the year he renounced Earth Day and vowed to the destroy the planet he once loved.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33850
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Pam
Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33851
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Dwight
Recyclops destroys!
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33852
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Stanley
Oh, is today Recyclops Day?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33853
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33854
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Stanley
I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33855
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Dwight
Polluticorn wishes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33856
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Andy
That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33857
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Dwight
Humans are terrible for the environment.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33858
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Pam
The thing I like most about Recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33859
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Jim
Mmm.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33860
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Pam
A world where you truly can be anything you want.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33861
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Jim
God bless you, Recyclops. And your cold robot heart.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33862
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Michael
Ok. Ok. How 'bout this?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33863
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Pam
That's great.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33864
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Michael
I want it to be better than 'Great', Pam. How 'bout I remain seated... and I just do a little bit of a nod. Sort of a humble thing.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33865
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Pam
Sure.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33866
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Michael
Nope. Then my face is down. They can't see my face.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33867
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Meredith
And it looks like you're taking a dump.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33868
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Michael
Alan Brand is the CEO of the company, if title's important to you, has personally invited moi to go to New York to the shareholder's meeting and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. And at some point they are going to introduce me as the most successful branch manager that they have. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd... and the crowd goes wild.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33869
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Andy
Ladies and gentlemen from Scranton, Pennsylvania, please welcome Michael 'The Machine' Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33870
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Pam
Don't do the twirl.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33871
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Phyllis
Lose the twirl.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33872
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Dwight
The twirl sucks.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33873
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Kevin
Michael, I hated the twirl.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33874
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Andy
Hate the twirl!
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33875
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Michael
Ok. Obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. I only did it because I nailed the wave.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33876
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Phyllis
Yeah, good. Don't do it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33877
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Michael
I am not going to do the twirl. Alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. I might do the spin.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33878
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Oscar
The long term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there's no where to get it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33879
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Michael
Ok, Oscar, I don't need the whole enchilada just the bullet points.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33880
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Oscar
Those are the bullet points.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33881
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Michael
Well, could you condense it please?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33882
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Oscar
That's as simple as I can make it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33883
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Erin
Michael? The limo's here for you.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33884
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Michael
It's not a limo. It's a town car. Town cars are actually better, though. Better torque. Better handling.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33885
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Erin
He said limousine, so...
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33886
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Kevin
Check it out, guys. There's a limo down here. Michael, look. Oh, man.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33887
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Michael
They sent a limo.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33888
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Michael
Town cars suck. Town car is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. A limousine is something that a company sends when they have cause for celebration. And in this case I think we are celebrating me.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33889
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Michael
Oh, wait. Wait. Wow. Wow! Oh, no way. Look at that.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33890
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Dwight
What kind of mileage does this baby get?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33891
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Erin
It's like what high school kids take to prom on tv shows.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33892
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Oscar
This is so typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh. Bunch of boobs.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33893
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Michael
Hate to break it to you Oscar but some of us like boobs.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33894
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Dwight
Calves. Calves all the way.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33895
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Andy
I'm so jealous right now.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33896
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Michael
Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? Yourself. Because you're invited and you're invited and you're invited and you and you and you and you and you and you-
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33897
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Limo Driver
Car seats eight.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33898
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33899
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Limo Driver
The car seats eight.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33900
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Michael
The limo seats eight. Ok. Then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33901
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Jim & Pam
No thanks.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33902
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Ryan
I'll use it when you're done.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33903
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Michael
Mmm... whoa.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33904
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Oscar
The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33905
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Michael
I wish the windows weren't tinted so people could see us in here.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33906
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Andy
Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had sex in here?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33907
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Michael
Definitely.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33908
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Dwight
Smells like it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33909
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Michael
Definitely. Look they got pillows. That. That's bigger than my bed.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33910
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Dwight
Word.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33911
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Andy
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33912
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Michael
Who's playing with the button?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33913
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Jim
Hey, Ryan. Could you start consolidating all our Rolodex information into Outlook?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33914
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Ryan
Uh, it doesn't seem like there's much of a point if the company's going under.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33915
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Jim
But if the company doesn't go under then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33916
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Ryan
The company's probably going under, though.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33917
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Jim
Could go either way.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33918
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Ryan
Seems like it's leaning one way.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33919
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Jim
Maybe we should just wait and find out.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33920
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Ryan
Definitely.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33921
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Jim
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33922
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Ryan
So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33923
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Jim
Nah. Might as well do it now.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33924
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Andy
Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33925
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Michael
I will have to answer.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33926
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Dwight
I'll ask you a question.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33927
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Andy
Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33928
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Dwight
Michael Scott you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33929
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Michael
No, no. That's too hard. Say your name is Zamboni and then I will say, 'Well, we're sort of on thin ice.' I won't say that. I'll something like that.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33930
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Andy
This is your big day. Come on.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33931
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Michael
Oh, my god. This is it.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33932
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Laurie
Mr. Scott?
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33933
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33934
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Laurie
I'm Laurie.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33935
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Michael
Oh, hi.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33936
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Laurie
Thank you for joining us. Come with me.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33937
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Michael
Well, thank you and, and please call - continue to call me Mr. Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33938
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Laurie
Ok. If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge.
Season 6 · Episode 10 · Line 33939