"Frame Toby" Quotes (page 3)

Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 20, 2008.

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Dwight

Yes, I repeat a drug dealer is on the premisis of Dunder Mifflin. His name is Toby Flenderson and he recently returned from a mysterious vacation in Central America. I have risked a great deal to tell you this information. My name is Andy Bernard. Andrew Bernard, that's my name. See you soon.

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Police Officer 1

Hi, we received a call?

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Pam

I don't know anything about that.

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Police Officer 1

We were tipped off about a possible narcotics situation.

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Pam

Here?

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Dwight

Hey, Pam. Hey I got this, okay? Hello, officers, Dwight Schrute, former volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office.

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Creed

Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.

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Michael

Those are real cops, real guns. I wonder what's going on.

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Dwight

Officers, I reveal to you the perpetrator.

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Toby

Hey, what is this?

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Dwight

Search his things.

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Police Officer 2

Sir, can you step away from your desk please?

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Toby

Why?

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Police Officer 2

Sir, please step away from your desk.

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Toby

Hey, what's going on? You don't have my permission to do this.

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Dwight

They don't need your permission, Flenderson, they've got the company's permission.

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Toby

Hey, hey what are- why are you doing this?

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Michael

Uh, you know what? I think that this... uh, this is probably a misunderstanding.

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Toby

Don't search my stuff.

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Police Officer 1

Sir?

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Toby

I have a reasonable right to privacy.

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Dwight

Save your whining for the jury there, Flenderson.

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Toby

Michael!

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Michael

Yeah, let's just cancel this, okay?

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Police Officer 1

Sir, did you recently return from a trip to Central America?

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Toby

Oh my God!

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Michael

No, no no no... No, no.

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Toby

That was... I went to Costa Rica for a few months. What is going on?

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Michael

No, that was... that was legitimate. That was totally legitimate.

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Police Officer 1

Really?

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Police Officer 2

Check this out.

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Michael

Oh God!

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Toby

That is not mine. I have never seen that before.

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Michael

No, no no no no.

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Police Officer 1

Turn around.

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Toby

What is going on here?

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Michael

God! No, that's not... I don't know what that is. And I... I bet he has nothing to do with that!

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Police Officer 1

Do you have any weapons?

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Toby

Of course not!

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Michael

Ahh, that's mine.

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Dwight

No! Michael, no!

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Michael

Yes, it's mine.

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Police Officer 2

Some basil. Salad dressing, I think.

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Police Officer 1

Salad dressing?

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Police Officer 2

Yeah it's, uh, a caprese salad. There's a little bit of, uh, mozerella right there.

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Michael

Are you kidding me? That's my salad.

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Dwight

So wait a minute, there's no drugs?

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Police Officer 2

No.

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Dwight

Gahh, dammit! Come on!

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Police Officer 1

We got a fake tip.

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Dwight

Wait, officers, are you sure you don't want to interrogate him?

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Police Officer 1

No.

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Dwight

You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don't you use them?

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Michael

You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.

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Toby

I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael.

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Michael

Hmm.

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Toby

Did you?

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Michael

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad... anywhere.

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Toby

You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.

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Michael

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that's who you're worried about? You're... you're worried about the cop's time? You think I framed you, and you're worried about the taxpayer? Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.

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Michael

You said you were leaving and you made liars out of all of us. So...

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Toby

I did leave.

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Michael

Yes, you did. And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of... history.

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Toby

Well, I don't see it that way.

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Michael

Do you want to hear a lie?

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Toby

What?

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Michael

I think you're great. You're my best friend.

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Ryan

I can't do this.

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Kelly

Can't do what?

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Ryan

It's not fair to you. And it's really not fair to me.

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Kelly

Wait, what are you saying? I broke up with Darryl so I could be with you.

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Ryan

That was your choice; don't put that on me. I'm just going on a little trip.

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Kelly

Oh, can I come?

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Ryan

It's not that kind of trip. I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school, well, a high school. And if I don't do it now I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it... you don't want me to resent you, do you?

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Kelly

So you're dumping me?

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Ryan

Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.

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Kelly

Okay?

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Jim

Hey, do you mind if we make a stop on the way home?

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Pam

Sure.

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Jim

Cool.

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Pam

What are we doing at your parent's house?

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Jim

I have a surprise for you. All right, ready? Close your eyes and now open your eyes. Tadah!

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Pam

I don't get it.

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Jim

I bought it. It's ours. Let's go inside, I'll show you inside. So if you can believe it I did it without a realtor. Saving on closing costs is good and, uh, we can put all the money to de-shag the carpet. Which I think will help, the color situation. Yeah, I am really sorry about this. I tried to move it but he is really nailed in there. Worried about art theft, I guess, lot of art theives in this neighborhood. This is the master bedroom but, I'm actually not allowed in here so...

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Jim

So I'm still in the process of converting the garage. It's got great light in here and I'm thinking, it could be perfect for an art studio. Look, I know, I bought this without asking you and it's doesn't look great, I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand it's just---

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Pam

I love it.

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Jim

You do?

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Pam

Yeah, I love it!

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Jim

Really?

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Pam

I mean, you bought me a house!

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Jim

Oh my God...

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Pam

You bought me a house!

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Jim

Yeah, I did.

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Pam

Um, do we have to sleep in your parent's bedroom?

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Jim

No, No, we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.

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Pam

And the clown?

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Jim

Yeah, I can't... really can't move him.

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Dwight

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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