Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 13, 2008.
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Andy
Too late, too late. It's dialing... now it's ringing. Shh...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25122
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Angela
Hello? Hello?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25123
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Andy
What is wrong with you?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25124
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Oscar
Why won't you do Andy?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25125
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25126
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Andy
That was Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25127
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Angela
Are you drunk?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25128
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Andy
This is Andy Bernard!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25129
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Angela
I know who this is!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25130
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Andy
I wanna take you to sex school.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25131
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25132
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Dwight
Who is that monkey?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25133
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Andy
Is somebody there?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25134
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Angela
Are you drunk?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25135
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Andy
I have needs.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25136
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Angela
We will discuss this later.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25137
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Andy
Naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25138
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25139
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Andy
We'll discuss it later naked. I want to see you naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25140
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Michael
Do you want to get some breakfast or something?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25141
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Concierge Marie
I am so tired.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25142
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25143
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Jim
How does everyone know already?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25144
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Dwight
Know what?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25145
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Meredith
Pam failed art school.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25146
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Dwight
Oh, well, doesn't surprise me.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25147
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Jim
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25148
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Dwight
Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25149
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Phyllis
Dwight, stop it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25150
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Stanley
Dwight.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25151
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Dwight
What? Are there two suns?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25152
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Meredith
Come on.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25153
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Stanley
Oh my God.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25154
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Dwight
Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25155
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Jim
I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25156
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Dwight
It's totally unrealistic. There are no lines in the parking lot.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25157
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Andy
Oscar
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25158
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Oscar
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25159
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Andy
That was fun last night.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25160
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Oscar
Yeah, it was.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25161
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Andy
You know, it's true what they say--- Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25162
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Oscar
Hey, um... thanks for trying to hook me up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25163
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Andy
You kidding me? It's what I do. Get the whole nine 'nards.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25164
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Oscar
I can't believe we called her up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25165
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Andy
Totally. What--- Who?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25166
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Oscar
I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25167
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Andy
We called Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25168
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Oscar
You--- you call--- you called her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25169
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Andy
That was real?! I thought I dreamed that. Oh, God!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25170
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Oscar
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25171
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Andy
Oh, God!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25172
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25173
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Andy
So bad!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25174
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Oscar
Good morning, Michael. Are you ready for the meeting?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25175
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Michael
Slept like a baby.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25176
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Kelly
Mmmm.... mmm. This can't happen again.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25177
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Ryan
This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25178
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Kelly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25179
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Ryan
Okay. You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press 'send'.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25180
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Kelly
I don't know. I mean, it's well-written and all, I just---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25181
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Ryan
Has to be done. We'll press send together.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25182
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Kelly
Oh my God. He's going to kill us.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25183
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Ryan
I'd like to see him try.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25184
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Kelly
Oh! He says it's cool. He said, 'It's cool'.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25185
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Ryan
That's all he wrote?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25186
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Kelly
That's all he wrote.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25187
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Ryan
Can I see it?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25188
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Kelly
Mmm hmm.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25189
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Ryan
Didn't you two date for like a long time?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25190
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Kelly
Mmm hmm. It's like a fairy tale! Mmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25191
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Client
I'll be honest with you--- we've been talking with Catalyst Paper. Their prices are better than yours.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25192
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Michael
Look, people continue to come back to us time and time again because they feel cared for here. They feel respected and they feel that their needs matter. They are treated like human beings.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25193
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Client
Everything okay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25194
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Michael
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25195
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Andy
Oh man, she is so pissed.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25196
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Oscar
Mmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25197
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Andy
She's taking us back to first base.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25198
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Oscar
What is first base with Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25199
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Andy
I get to kiss her forehead. I had a good time hanging out this weekend.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25200
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Oscar
I had a good time too.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25201
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Andy
Wingman for life. W.M.F.L
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25202
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Oscar
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25203
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Andy
You up for a chest bump?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25204
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Oscar
No.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25205
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Andy
Bro hug? Back to basics. I like it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25206
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Andy
I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits 20 feet away from me. And he's delightful!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25207
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David Wallace
Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25208
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Michael
Yeah, we locked him up for two years.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25209
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David Wallace
Good, very good. See, told you. Sounds like somebody had a good trip.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25210
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Michael
No. Actually the trip sucked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25211
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David Wallace
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25212
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Michael
The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25213
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David Wallace
What are you talking about?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25214
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Michael
I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25215
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David Wallace
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25216
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Michael
And business class which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25217
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David Wallace
The hotel? What, M--- okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25218
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Michael
It was not, it sucked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25219
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David Wallace
I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25220
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Michael
Oh and thanks for the tip on the concerige. That was great. That was great. That was--- that was a---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25221