Every line from The Office season 5, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 13, 2008.
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Andy
Too late, too late. It's dialing... now it's ringing. Shh...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25122
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Angela
Hello? Hello?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25123
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Andy
What is wrong with you?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25124
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Oscar
Why won't you do Andy?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25125
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25126
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Andy
That was Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25127
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Angela
Are you drunk?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25128
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Andy
This is Andy Bernard!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25129
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Angela
I know who this is!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25130
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Andy
I wanna take you to sex school.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25131
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25132
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Dwight
Who is that monkey?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25133
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Andy
Is somebody there?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25134
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Angela
Are you drunk?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25135
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Andy
I have needs.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25136
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Angela
We will discuss this later.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25137
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Andy
Naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25138
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Angela
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25139
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Andy
We'll discuss it later naked. I want to see you naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25140
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Michael
Do you want to get some breakfast or something?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25141
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Concierge Marie
I am so tired.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25142
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25143
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Jim
How does everyone know already?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25144
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Dwight
Know what?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25145
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Meredith
Pam failed art school.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25146
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Dwight
Oh, well, doesn't surprise me.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25147
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Jim
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25148
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Dwight
Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25149
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Phyllis
Dwight, stop it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25150
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Stanley
Dwight.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25151
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Dwight
What? Are there two suns?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25152
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Meredith
Come on.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25153
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Stanley
Oh my God.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25154
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Dwight
Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.
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Jim
I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
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Dwight
It's totally unrealistic. There are no lines in the parking lot.
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Andy
Oscar
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Oscar
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25159
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Andy
That was fun last night.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25160
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Oscar
Yeah, it was.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25161
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Andy
You know, it's true what they say--- Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.
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Oscar
Hey, um... thanks for trying to hook me up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25163
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Andy
You kidding me? It's what I do. Get the whole nine 'nards.
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Oscar
I can't believe we called her up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25165
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Andy
Totally. What--- Who?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25166
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Oscar
I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25167
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Andy
We called Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25168
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Oscar
You--- you call--- you called her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25169
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Andy
That was real?! I thought I dreamed that. Oh, God!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25170
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Oscar
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25171
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Andy
Oh, God!
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Oscar
Okay.
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Andy
So bad!
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Oscar
Good morning, Michael. Are you ready for the meeting?
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Michael
Slept like a baby.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25176
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Kelly
Mmmm.... mmm. This can't happen again.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25177
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Ryan
This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25178
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Kelly
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25179
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Ryan
Okay. You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press 'send'.
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Kelly
I don't know. I mean, it's well-written and all, I just---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25181
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Ryan
Has to be done. We'll press send together.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25182
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Kelly
Oh my God. He's going to kill us.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25183
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Ryan
I'd like to see him try.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25184
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Kelly
Oh! He says it's cool. He said, 'It's cool'.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25185
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Ryan
That's all he wrote?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25186
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Kelly
That's all he wrote.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25187
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Ryan
Can I see it?
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Kelly
Mmm hmm.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25189
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Ryan
Didn't you two date for like a long time?
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Kelly
Mmm hmm. It's like a fairy tale! Mmmm...
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Client
I'll be honest with you--- we've been talking with Catalyst Paper. Their prices are better than yours.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25192
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Michael
Look, people continue to come back to us time and time again because they feel cared for here. They feel respected and they feel that their needs matter. They are treated like human beings.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25193
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Client
Everything okay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25194
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Michael
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25195
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Andy
Oh man, she is so pissed.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25196
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Oscar
Mmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25197
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Andy
She's taking us back to first base.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25198
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Oscar
What is first base with Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25199
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Andy
I get to kiss her forehead. I had a good time hanging out this weekend.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25200
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Oscar
I had a good time too.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25201
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Andy
Wingman for life. W.M.F.L
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25202
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Oscar
Thank you.
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Andy
You up for a chest bump?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25204
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Oscar
No.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25205
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Andy
Bro hug? Back to basics. I like it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25206
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Andy
I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits 20 feet away from me. And he's delightful!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25207
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David Wallace
Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25208
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Michael
Yeah, we locked him up for two years.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25209
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David Wallace
Good, very good. See, told you. Sounds like somebody had a good trip.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25210
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Michael
No. Actually the trip sucked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25211
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David Wallace
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25212
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Michael
The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25213
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David Wallace
What are you talking about?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25214
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Michael
I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van.
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David Wallace
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25216
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Michael
And business class which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25217
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David Wallace
The hotel? What, M--- okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25218
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Michael
It was not, it sucked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25219
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David Wallace
I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.
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Michael
Oh and thanks for the tip on the concerige. That was great. That was great. That was--- that was a---
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