Every line from The Office season 5, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 13, 2008.
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Michael
Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24922
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Jim
Why are you telling us this?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24923
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Michael
I am jetting off on an international business trip.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24924
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Jim
Where are you going?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24925
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Michael
To Can-A-da.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24926
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Jim
Where is it?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24927
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Michael
Canada.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24928
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Jim
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24929
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Michael
My boss is sending me abroad to do a presentation to an international client and I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24930
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Michael
Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24931
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Meredith
Hello.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24932
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Michael
I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket. You are now sexy in your culture.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24933
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Kevin
T minus...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24934
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Jim
Six point five days.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24935
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Creed
One more week.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24936
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Jim
Pam comes back from New York next week and everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24937
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Phyllis
On more week.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24938
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Stanley
Heh heh.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24939
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David Wallace
Do you have your passport?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24940
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Michael
I have my passport.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24941
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David Wallace
Got your per diem?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24942
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Michael
I have my per diem. I already know what I am going to spend this on. I am going to buy a sweater.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24943
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David Wallace
Michael, the... that's for your food.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24944
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Michael
Well I'll just... I'll use different money for that.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24945
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David Wallace
I was happy to send Michael on this trip. He's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire. But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. And it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24946
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Michael
And business class air, like a five-star hotel in the sky, nothing but the best. Actually better than a five-star hotel 'cause you get a big, cushy seat and you sit in a row of people and to eat, whatever the mind can imagine. I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24947
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David Wallace
Well, I'm just glad to know you're happy because you know I felt bad.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24948
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Michael
Well that is all in the past.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24949
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David Wallace
And in terms of nightlife, when you get there just ask the concierge.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24950
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Michael
They have one of those?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24951
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Michael
Lets do this!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24952
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Dwight
Wait, why do you need three suitcases?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24953
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Michael
Two are for souvenirs.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24954
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Dwight
Do you have your money belt?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24955
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Michael
I do. It's right here.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24956
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Dwight
No, no, no, no, no. You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24957
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Michael
No, I don't want to wear a bra.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24958
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Dwight
Here, let me help you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24959
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Michael
Stop it! Stop it!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24960
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Dwight
Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country? I wash my hands of this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24961
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Michael
Okay. Where is my translator?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24962
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Andy
Monsieur.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24963
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Michael
There he is.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24964
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Andy
I'm just bidding a bon voyage a La Mon Petit fiancee. Translation: Goodbye my petite fiancee.
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Angela
Be good.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24966
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Andy
I will try.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24967
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Angela
Meaning what?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24968
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Andy
Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24969
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Michael
Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about. That could be you if you hadn't forgotten French. Where is my numbers man?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24970
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Oscar
Here.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24971
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Michael
There we go. Our town car awaits.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24972
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Meredith
It's just a van.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24973
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Michael
Its not just a van.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24974
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Meredith
Look, I know my way around a van. That is just a van.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24975
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Michael
Dwight, can you get those please?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24976
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Dwight
[sighs and picks up Michael's empty suitcases]
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24977
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Michael
Welcome to Cribs-the business class edition. Check this out. Mimosa.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24978
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Andy
Ah... sweet!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24979
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Michael
Handed to me as I sat down. This was my hot towel. It is still wet.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24980
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Andy
Michael Gary Scott rolling like a pimp!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24981
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Michael
Take a sip of that.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24982
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Andy
Mmmhmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24983
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Michael
That good?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24984
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Andy
Mmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24985
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Michael
Don't drink all of it. Give some to Oscar.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24986
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Andy
That's really good.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24987
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Oscar
I'm good.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24988
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Michael
You want one of your own? I can hook you up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24989
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Stewardess
I'm sorry. You'll need to keep moving.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24990
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Michael
Yes, this is Beth. This is my personal valet/flight attendant and she will be helping me this morning.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24991
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Beth
We need to keep the isle clear.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24992
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Michael
Yes...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24993
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Andy
Oh...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24994
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Michael
Get back, get back. Come on, get back to the slums.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24995
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Andy
Oh boy.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24996
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Michael
Hey... guys, check it out. My own personal DVD player and 20 movies.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24997
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Oscar
Andy brought one too.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24998
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Andy
Harry and the Henderson's
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 24999
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Michael
Shhhh! Keep it down.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25000
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Oscar
I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25001
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Michael
Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? My God, Oscar. Really? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody? No, I will be ordering my own food, thank you very much.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25002
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Michael
Hi.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25003
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Beth
Hi.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25004
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Michael
Um. I'd like to see a menu please.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25005
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Beth
Oh, I'm sorry. There are no meals on flights less than two hours.
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Michael
Oh... okay. Doesn't matter, because I am going to take a nap. I think I am going to use my complimentary blindfold. I will don it... and oh! Look at that. I can't see because I am in a-- GAH!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25007
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Beth
What would you like to drink?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25008
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Ryan
Just checking out where I'm going to be pretty soon. When Pam gets back. Gonna be close quarters. Gonna be a lot of tension.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25009
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Kelly
For you. I'm with Darryl.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25010
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Ryan
This looks like where I'll probably do my pushups every day.
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Kelly
Is that supposed to impress me?
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Kelly
No. Not going to happen. He has hurt me too much and too often. And I am in a healthy relationship so I'm not gonna flaunt it and I'm not gonna hurt him, but that door is closed.
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Kelly
What are we doing? This is so wrong.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25014
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Ryan
Yeah... Mmmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25015
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Michael
This is nice. This is nice. Move in here. Very sweet... ah.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25016
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Oscar
I'll check us in.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25017
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Michael
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25018
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Andy
Very cool.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25019
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Michael
Very cool.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25020
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Andy
We are going to find out where the action is, my friend.
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