Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 13, 2008.
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25022
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Andy
Where's the concierge?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25023
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Michael
Yes! Wallace said there would be one of those.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25024
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Andy
Mmm... bingo! Follow moi, bro-sieur.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25025
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Michael
Wow!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25026
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Andy
What about a nice sushi place? Maybe a place with a view?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25027
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Concierge
Tsk... Oh. Matsuki. That's a good one. Uh, you may walk there if you wish or you man take the number seventeen bus until 9:00. Other than that you can take the taxi and the number is right there.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25028
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Michael
Wow! Wow, I am blown away by this. I, um... I--ah! This is great, thank you!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25029
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Andy
One final question. Where might you find yourself on a Winnipeg night like tonight?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25030
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Concierge
Oh, the Huntsman is good.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25031
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Andy
The Huntsman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25032
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Concierge
Down here... the financial district.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25033
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Michael
A concierge is like the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25034
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Pam
Can't believe this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25035
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Jim
Are you sure?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25036
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Pam
I just talked to my advisor. Failing.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25037
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Jim
Wow. I thought you were good at Flash.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25038
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Pam
I was, and then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25039
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Jim
Okay, okay, it's no big deal. So you're not a computer geek.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25040
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Pam
I have to stay and retake it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25041
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Jim
W---Wow. Um. Well... okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25042
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Pam
That means another twelve weeks. Can you do this for another three months?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25043
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Jim
It's not--- It's not about me. I mean, this your dream.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25044
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Pam
I know.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25045
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Jim
And you went to New York to do this. So when you come back you come back the right way. Right?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25046
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Pam
Right.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25047
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Jim
You okay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25048
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Pam
Yeah I'm fine. Um... my cell phone battery's low, so I have to let you go.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25049
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Jim
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25050
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Pam
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25051
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Jim
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25052
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Pam
Love you. Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25053
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Jim
Love you too.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25054
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Michael
Guys, she's in there.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25055
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Andy
Engaging wings
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25056
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Oscar
I'm probably going to leave after one drink.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25057
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Michael
Let's do this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25058
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Andy
Yeah with a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25059
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Michael
Excuse me, hello. Concierge Marie. Michael Scott. Good to see you again.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25060
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Marie
Good to see you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25061
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Michael
Um, this is my associate uh, from Dunder Mifflin, uh, Oscar Martinez.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25062
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Oscar
Nice to meet you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25063
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Marie
Oscar.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25064
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Michael
Works in accounting. This is uh, concierge Marie...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25065
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25066
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Michael
...who works at our hotel. You look, how do you say, radiant tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25067
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Marie
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25068
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Michael
And it is, how do you say, a beautiful night---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25069
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Oscar
Michael, why?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25070
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Michael
She's foreign. I am--
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25071
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Andy
For Madame et monsieur.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25072
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Michael
Oh, thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25073
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Andy
You're welcome.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25074
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Michael
Thank you, Andy.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25075
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Marie
Thank you?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25076
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Andy
Let me get a picture of you guys.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25077
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Michael
Everyone is going to end up dying someday. And I think it's better to die with people you like... like Oscar, and Andy, and concierge Marie... than to know that there's somebody out there that you love that you're not with.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25078
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Andy
Alright, I've scoped out the joint. Those two dudes are as good as naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25079
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Oscar
How do you even know they're gay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25080
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Andy
Come on! It's Dandy Dale and Foppy McGee over there. Mademoiselle! Beer me dos Long Island iced teas s'ill vous plait. Bad decision in a glass.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25081
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Andy
I don't care if you're gay, straight, engaged... whatever. A guy needs intercourse.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25082
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Andy
You'll thank me when they spank thee.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25083
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Oscar
Don't do this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25084
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Andy
Do you guys like apples?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25085
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Guy at table
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25086
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Andy
Do you like apples?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25087
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Guy at table
Uh, sorry... what?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25088
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Andy
Well, how do you like these apples? Alright, on a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that dude?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25089
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Guy at table
Is he your boyfriend or something?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25090
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Andy
No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25091
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Guy
Dude, leave us alone alright?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25092
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Andy
Gentleman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25093
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25094
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Andy
Dude, you struck out. They're totally stuck up. Here... drink up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25095
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Michael
How about this one? It's Christmas eve---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25096
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Concierge Marie
Mmm-hmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25097
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Michael
---and everything's closed and you need to get some dry cleaning done. 12:00 midnight. Where do you go? What do you do? What do you do? Come on! What do you do?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25098
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Marie
Uh...A stro cleaners on St. Johns place is the only place open on that day.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25099
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Michael
Unbelievable! Unbelievable.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25100
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Oscar
If you don't mind me asking---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25101
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Andy
Anything. You can ask me anything.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25102
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25103
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Andy
I'm your wingman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25104
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Oscar
Its just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25105
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Andy
Right-o.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25106
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Oscar
How could anyone stand that woman?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25107
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Andy
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25108
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Oscar
What do you see in her? Wh -- what do you see in Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25109
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Andy
What do I see in Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25110
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Oscar
I want to know.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25111
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Andy
I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. And she's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have sex with her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25112
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Oscar
You haven't had sex?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25113
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Andy
No.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25114
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Oscar
Y--Are you guys waiting to get married, or?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25115
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Andy
Honestly, I don't know what we're waiting for.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25116
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Oscar
Andy, something is wrong with that woman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25117
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Andy
What is wrong with her?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25118
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Oscar
I'd like to know. You should call her and ask her. I'd like to know what's wrong with her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25119
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Andy
I should call her and ask her. What is wrong with her?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25120
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Oscar
Do it! It's a--- Call her! Oh my God, don't call her! Don't call her, Andy. Andy, don't call her!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Quote 25121