Every line from The Office season 5, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 13, 2008.
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25022
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Andy
Where's the concierge?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25023
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Michael
Yes! Wallace said there would be one of those.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25024
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Andy
Mmm... bingo! Follow moi, bro-sieur.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25025
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Michael
Wow!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25026
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Andy
What about a nice sushi place? Maybe a place with a view?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25027
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Concierge
Tsk... Oh. Matsuki. That's a good one. Uh, you may walk there if you wish or you man take the number seventeen bus until 9:00. Other than that you can take the taxi and the number is right there.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25028
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Michael
Wow! Wow, I am blown away by this. I, um... I--ah! This is great, thank you!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25029
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Andy
One final question. Where might you find yourself on a Winnipeg night like tonight?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25030
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Concierge
Oh, the Huntsman is good.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25031
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Andy
The Huntsman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25032
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Concierge
Down here... the financial district.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25033
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Michael
A concierge is like the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25034
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Pam
Can't believe this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25035
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Jim
Are you sure?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25036
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Pam
I just talked to my advisor. Failing.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25037
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Jim
Wow. I thought you were good at Flash.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25038
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Pam
I was, and then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25039
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Jim
Okay, okay, it's no big deal. So you're not a computer geek.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25040
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Pam
I have to stay and retake it.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25041
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Jim
W---Wow. Um. Well... okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25042
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Pam
That means another twelve weeks. Can you do this for another three months?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25043
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Jim
It's not--- It's not about me. I mean, this your dream.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25044
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Pam
I know.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25045
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Jim
And you went to New York to do this. So when you come back you come back the right way. Right?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25046
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Pam
Right.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25047
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Jim
You okay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25048
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Pam
Yeah I'm fine. Um... my cell phone battery's low, so I have to let you go.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25049
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Jim
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25050
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Pam
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25051
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Jim
Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25052
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Pam
Love you. Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25053
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Jim
Love you too.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25054
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Michael
Guys, she's in there.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25055
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Andy
Engaging wings
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25056
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Oscar
I'm probably going to leave after one drink.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25057
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Michael
Let's do this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25058
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Andy
Yeah with a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25059
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Michael
Excuse me, hello. Concierge Marie. Michael Scott. Good to see you again.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25060
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Marie
Good to see you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25061
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Michael
Um, this is my associate uh, from Dunder Mifflin, uh, Oscar Martinez.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25062
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Oscar
Nice to meet you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25063
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Marie
Oscar.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25064
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Michael
Works in accounting. This is uh, concierge Marie...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25065
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25066
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Michael
...who works at our hotel. You look, how do you say, radiant tonight.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25067
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Marie
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25068
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Michael
And it is, how do you say, a beautiful night---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25069
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Oscar
Michael, why?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25070
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Michael
She's foreign. I am--
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25071
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Andy
For Madame et monsieur.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25072
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Michael
Oh, thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25073
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Andy
You're welcome.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25074
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Michael
Thank you, Andy.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25075
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Marie
Thank you?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25076
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Andy
Let me get a picture of you guys.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25077
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Michael
Everyone is going to end up dying someday. And I think it's better to die with people you like... like Oscar, and Andy, and concierge Marie... than to know that there's somebody out there that you love that you're not with.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25078
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Andy
Alright, I've scoped out the joint. Those two dudes are as good as naked.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25079
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Oscar
How do you even know they're gay?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25080
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Andy
Come on! It's Dandy Dale and Foppy McGee over there. Mademoiselle! Beer me dos Long Island iced teas s'ill vous plait. Bad decision in a glass.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25081
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Andy
I don't care if you're gay, straight, engaged... whatever. A guy needs intercourse.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25082
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Andy
You'll thank me when they spank thee.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25083
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Oscar
Don't do this.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25084
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Andy
Do you guys like apples?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25085
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Guy at table
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25086
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Andy
Do you like apples?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25087
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Guy at table
Uh, sorry... what?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25088
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Andy
Well, how do you like these apples? Alright, on a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that dude?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25089
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Guy at table
Is he your boyfriend or something?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25090
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Andy
No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25091
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Guy
Dude, leave us alone alright?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25092
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Andy
Gentleman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25093
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25094
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Andy
Dude, you struck out. They're totally stuck up. Here... drink up.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25095
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Michael
How about this one? It's Christmas eve---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25096
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Concierge Marie
Mmm-hmmm...
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25097
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Michael
---and everything's closed and you need to get some dry cleaning done. 12:00 midnight. Where do you go? What do you do? What do you do? Come on! What do you do?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25098
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Marie
Uh...A stro cleaners on St. Johns place is the only place open on that day.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25099
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Michael
Unbelievable! Unbelievable.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25100
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Oscar
If you don't mind me asking---
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25101
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Andy
Anything. You can ask me anything.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25102
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25103
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Andy
I'm your wingman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25104
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Oscar
Its just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25105
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Andy
Right-o.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25106
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Oscar
How could anyone stand that woman?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25107
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Andy
What?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25108
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Oscar
What do you see in her? Wh -- what do you see in Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25109
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Andy
What do I see in Angela?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25110
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Oscar
I want to know.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25111
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Andy
I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. And she's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have sex with her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25112
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Oscar
You haven't had sex?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25113
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Andy
No.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25114
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Oscar
Y--Are you guys waiting to get married, or?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25115
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Andy
Honestly, I don't know what we're waiting for.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25116
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Oscar
Andy, something is wrong with that woman.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25117
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Andy
What is wrong with her?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25118
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Oscar
I'd like to know. You should call her and ask her. I'd like to know what's wrong with her.
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25119
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Andy
I should call her and ask her. What is wrong with her?
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25120
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Oscar
Do it! It's a--- Call her! Oh my God, don't call her! Don't call her, Andy. Andy, don't call her!
Season 5 · Episode 7 · Line 25121