Every line from The Office season 5, episode 26, in script order. First aired May 14, 2009.
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Dwight
Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.
Season 5 · Episode 26 · Line 30711
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Oscar
Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.
Season 5 · Episode 26 · Line 30712
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Pam
Let's do this.
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Andy
Jim, come on!
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Charles Miner
Look who just woke up! I've been up for a while.
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Kevin
It's six to six. It's a nail-biter.
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Angela
Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?
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Rolph
Here's an accounting question for you: what does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore.
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Dwight
Okay, knock it off, Rolph.
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Rolph
What? She is sitting there, casting aspersions-
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Dwight
Rolph, please. I am asking nicely-
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Rolph
No way! You don't mean that!
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Dwight
Rolph, leave it alone!
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Erin
Yeah! Boo-yah!
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Pam
I got it!
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Dwight
Pam!
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Pam
Oof!
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Jim
You all right?
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Pam
Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.
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Jim
You sure?
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Pam
Yeah.
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Jim
Hey, easy, easy...
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Charles Miner
Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.
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Pam
No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.
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Charles Miner
I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?
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David
Yeah.
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Jim
All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.
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Charles Miner
Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.
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Jim
No, uh-
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Pam
Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!
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Charles Miner
Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.
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Dwight
Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.
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Charles Miner
I guess that's it for you, Jim.
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Jim
All right, you know what? Let's do this.
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Pam
We'll be back!
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Dwight
Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! I'll get it.
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Michael
Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.
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Holly
Hindsight.
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Michael
Should've had hindsight.
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Holly
How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?
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Michael
I think it went well. I think it was good.
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Holly
There weren't any laughs.
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Michael
No, it was a tough audience.
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Holly
Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.
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Michael
Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.
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Holly
Well, I'm glad we did it.
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Michael
Me too. We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.
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Holly
I can't wait.
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Jim
Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!
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Nurse
To be safe, we should do an x-ray.
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Pam
How long will that take?
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Nurse
Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...
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Pam
I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.
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Nurse
Oh good, because my next question was 'do you have a game to get back to.'
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Holly
What'd you think?
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AJ
I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...
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Michael
Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.
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Holly
Okay. So good to see you.
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Michael
Good to see you. AJ.
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AJ
Michael.
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Michael
I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.
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David
Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.
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Charles Miner
Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?
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Dwight
Okay. Fine.
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Charles Miner
All right! Come on.
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Dwight
Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?
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Andy
Dwight.
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Dwight
No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?
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David
Dwight.
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Dwight
Seven? Can I finish please?
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David
Okay.
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Dwight
Eight?
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Jim
Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! Ohh!
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