Every line from The Office season 5, episode 25, in script order. First aired May 7, 2009.
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Kevin
I'm sorry.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30313
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Michael
This is a no work zone. Please respect the lei.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30314
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Kevin
Yeah. Respect the lei.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30315
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Angela
Come.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30316
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Michael
Kevin, stay.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30317
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Angela
Kevin, come.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30318
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Michael
Kevin, stay.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30319
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Angela
Kevin, come.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30320
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Michael
Stay, stay.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30321
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Angela
Come on, right now.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30322
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Michael
Cookie. Kevin, cookie.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30323
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Angela
Ugh. There is no cookie, Kevin.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30324
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Kevin
Is there a cookie?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30325
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Michael
Mmm-hmm.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30326
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Angela
Wha -
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30327
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Michael
Come on.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30328
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Angela
Oh, for goodness sakes, Kevin. There's no cookie. There's no cookie. Come on. Come.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30329
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Kevin
I wanted a cookie.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30330
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Angela
Completely unacceptable.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30331
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Michael
Now I know what the founders of Phillip-Morris felt like. you just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30332
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Andy
Everybody Dance Now', spins in chair] Oww!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30333
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Phyllis
Aw, what the hell? Hi, Jessica. Is Bob in?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30334
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Jessica
Oh, he's on a call.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30335
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Phyllis
Oh, I'll just duck my head in.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30336
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Jessica
It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. Can I give him a message before he gets off?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30337
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Phyllis
Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs in the storage closet between the bathrooms that used to be a utility shower and he should join me there.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30338
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Jessica
I'll let him know.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30339
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Phyllis
Mmm-hmm.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30340
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Michael
Phyllis?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30341
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Phyllis
Hi.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30342
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Michael
Hey!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30343
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Phyllis
Hey. I like.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30344
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Michael
Alright. Back. There you are. There you go. Good. Good. Ooh. Show me some attitude.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30345
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Phyllis
Oh! Mother ******!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30346
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Michael
Oh, God! No! No! No! No! No!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30347
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Phyllis
Back!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30348
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Michael
Oh, wow! What did you do?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30349
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Phyllis
[moans in pain]
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30350
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Michael
You didn't do that. You're ok. You're ok. Let's lie down. You want to go down? Alright.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30351
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Phyllis
Wow! Sorry!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30352
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Michael
Ok. That's ok. That's not a problem. Ok, sweetie.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30353
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Dwight
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who's Phillip?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30354
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Michael
No. No. No.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30355
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Dwight
Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30356
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Phyllis
It's my back.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30357
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Michael
It's her back. We just - We need - Let's - You know what?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30358
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Phyllis
Call a doctor.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30359
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Michael
We're going to take care of you. We're gonna get you help. Let's - come on.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30360
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Phyllis
No. Call Bob.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30361
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Michael
Oh, no. No. No. This is no good.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30362
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Dwight
Yeah. Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30363
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Michael
I don't need you to give me a history lesson. Ok?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30364
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Dwight
What do you think history is?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30365
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Michael
It's just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30366
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Michael
Alright. Here we go.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30367
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Dwight
Out of the way! Move it or lose it!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30368
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Michael
You having fun?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30369
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Erin
Oh, my God! What happened?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30370
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Michael
What? Oh, just having to much fun. Phyllis, we're going to put you in here. Dwight's going to take care of you.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30371
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Phyllis
What? No. I thought we were going to the hospital.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30372
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Dwight
You want to get sick you go to the hospital.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30373
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Michael
Ok, Dwight. Ok. Good. I do not want anyone to worry.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30374
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Oscar
What happened to Phyllis?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30375
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Michael
Oh, you know. Nohting. She's - we were hanging out at Cafe Disco and she had a flare up of am existing injury. But she's a tough, old bird. So...
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30376
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Angela
Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations were in we hurt ourselves?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30377
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Michael
Ok. Phyllis did injure herself. But she injured herself having fun and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30378
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Stanley
I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30379
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Michael
You all took a life here today. you did. The life of the party. Erin?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30380
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Erin
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30381
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Michael
I want you to go downstairs and I want you to shut it down.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30382
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Erin
Like unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30383
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Michael
I don't care. Bury it. I hope you're happy.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30384
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Dwight
I'm gonna need two able bodied men.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30385
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Kelly
Cafe Disco? More like Crappe Disco.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30386
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Erin
You're bad.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30387
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Vance Refrigeration Guy 1
There's girl in there.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30388
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Vance Refrigeration Guy 2
Where?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30389
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VRG 1
The other room?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30390
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VRG 2
What other room?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30391
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VRG 1
Down the hall.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30392
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VRG 2
There's girls in there?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30393
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VRG 1
What'd I just say?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30394
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VRG 2
You have another sandwich?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30395
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VRG 1
Forget the sandwich. Girls. Girls.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30396
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Michael
I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30397
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Dwight
You comfy? Alright? Alright. Relax. Relax, ok?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30398
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Phyllis
Dwight! Dwight!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30399
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Dwight
Come on. Relax. The shirt wasn't doing you any favors. If my assessment in correct, you grind your teeth?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30400
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Phyllis
I do.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30401
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Dwight
No kidding! She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30402
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Andy
Yeah! I love the vibe down here.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30403
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Erin
Ashley! You made it!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30404
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Oscar
You invited someone?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30405
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Erin
Oh, yeah. Was I not allowed to do that?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30406
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Oscar
I've been here 8 years and I've never... Rude.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30407
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Andy
I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance off. Alright!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30408
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Michael
Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30409
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Creed
I hear it, too, Boss.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30410
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Michael
It's better than I imagined it!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30411
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Phyllis
That feels good, Dwight.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30412