Every line from The Office season 5, episode 25, in script order. First aired May 7, 2009.
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Erin
Oh my God! I can't believe it! I jut won an art contest!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30213
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Erin
Thanks. I still don't understand why you wanted me to say that.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30214
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Dwight
Shut up.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30215
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Dwight
I got her!
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30216
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Pam
Not cool, Dwight.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30217
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Jim
Not cool.
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Michael
Oh, no. I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, so occasionally I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. I actually dance all the time. Tip-toeing around corporate - it is a ballet. When I am breaking all the rules, I am break dancing. And expresso.
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Michael
Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. I think I'm growing into a giant. Because look at this normal sized coffee cup. Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on?
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Dwight
I do.
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Michael
Okay. How about a woman? Pam?
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Pam
Oh, I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an email. Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor.
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Michael
Oh, really? Ok.
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Pam
Just sent it.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30225
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Michael
What about the rest of you?
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Michael
At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy and I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down, but at the Michael Scott Paper Company I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan everyday. So, rules be damned, I wanna have lunch with these people.
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Michael
Who else? Who else? Ryan?
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Ryan
I don't do lunch. I'm eating five small meals a day now.
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Ryan
Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp, again, I find that food is one thing I can control.
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Michael
Ok. Anyone? Anyone? At all? Accounting? I am accounting on you to go to lunch with me.
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Angela
No. I don't want to stay late to have a two hour lunch.
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Phyllis
Michael, we have a lot of work to do.
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Michael
What?
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30234
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Phyllis
Work.
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Michael
Ugh! God! What happened to you people? We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work... is work.
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Pam
If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30237
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Pam
Oh, no. Your battery fell out.
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Michael
I... was just learning... to... love.
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Erin
Hi, guys. How you doing?
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Dwight
Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing every time you interact with us.
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Erin
Right. I'm sorry.
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Dwight
Now, how can I help you?
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Erin
Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to Youngstown, Ohio?
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Dwight
Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. This location is the Superior Court -
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30245
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Pam
So someone is going to a court. Big deal.
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Dwight
It is a big deal. Cause there's only a handful of reasons why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio and not be charged with a crime. To claim an inheritance from a deceased relative. To obtain a learner's permit at age 14 and a half instead of 15. Erin, let me see your birth certificate.
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Erin
Sure.
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Jim
There are other reasons to go to Ohio.
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Pam
We're getting married today.
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Jim
So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license without a 3 day waiting period.
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Pam
Tell 'em how it happened.
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Jim
Ok. So, we're going through all the wedding plans and, boy, it is complicated.
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Pam
And very expensive.
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Jim
Very expensive. Cause you say you want a small wedding and that's great but then you have to invite -
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Pam
You can't leave anyone out.
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Jim
No one.
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Pam
Ok, just get to the good part.
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Jim
Ok. Right. Oh, so this morning we are having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, ' You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.'
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Pam
I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.
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Erin
Michael? Michael sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? Do you want these down here now?
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Michael
No work. No work. No work. I come in here to release frustration. Ooh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh.
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Erin
Well, I like to swim.
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Michael
That's good.
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Erin
You have a cool place to come hang.
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Michael
If you ever want to come down here, door's always open, lock's broken, so...
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Erin
Thanks.
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Michael
Come on in. Hey, hey, hey. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.
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Erin
Wow.
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Michael
Now you got it.
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Erin
Now I do got it.
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Michael
Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso?
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Erin
Oh, yeah.
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Michael
You gotta keep yourself dehydrated.
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Erin
That's rule #1.
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Michael
Ok. I love it. I love it.
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Erin
Whew.
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Michael
I love it.
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Michael
Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. There's no reason to be scared. The bad man is gone.Charles is gone.
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Michael
Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like Dave died or something.
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Michael
Daddy's here and daddy is going to take care of you.
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Oscar
Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
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Michael
I am your big daddy and I am gonna kiss da boo boo.
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Andy
Wittle Andy is afwaid.
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Michael
Andy's afwaid?
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Andy
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 25 · Line 30286
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Michael
Are you all afwaid?
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Dwight
No.
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Michael
Daddy's here for you. My wittle angels. Ok. I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk.
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Pam
What?
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Michael
Funk is the problem and the solution.
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Jim
That makes sense.
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Michael
I've taken my downstairs office and I have turned it into a place to hang out. A place where unattractive and attractive people can get together. To meet. To greet. To see the ones that you love. To love the ones that you see.
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Oscar
Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?
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Michael
Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? Everybody else is past it.
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Dwight
All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy.
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Meredith
This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?
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Michael
No. Dwight is confusing you. That - it's, it's more of a disco.
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Andy
It's like a haunted disco.
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Michael
... with coffee but without the haunted.
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Phyllis
It's a combo dance house coffee bar.
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Michael
It's a daytime disco on the ground floor of and industrial office building.
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Erin
It's a cafe disco.
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Michael
Exactly.
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Kevin
So, like, a disco cafe?
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Michael
Wha - No. No. Not even close. I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I'm gonna be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time... and all-you-can-eat espresso.
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Michael
Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you.
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Kevin
Yeah.
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Michael
Holdin' down the fort.
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Kevin
Yeah. This place is great.
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Michael
Thank you.
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Angela
Oh, my God, Kevin. I am still on hold. You were supposed to get the answer from Michael and come back up.
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