Every line from The Office season 5, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 9, 2009.
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Jim
The one I have. I'll use the one I have.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29252
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Jim
Just faxing. My Dad. A rundown.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29253
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Pam
We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29254
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Man
Do you have a card?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29255
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Pam
Nope, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better. A little scrap of paper.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29256
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Creed
These are terrible boss. You gotta make them in a circle so that they cook evenly.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29257
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Michael
These are shaped like paper.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29258
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Creed
Well I don't even want these.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29259
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Meredith
I'll take them for my kid.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29260
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Erin
Country roads, take me home, to the place...Sorry. I like that song. You're good!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29261
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Dwight
You're good.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29262
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Erin
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29263
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Andy
That was great, but it's just sort of, it's still a little choppy like. But don't worry, it's hard, it took me a while too. It's like
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29264
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Erin
Wow!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29265
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Andy
What? Oh my God you heard that I'm so embarrassed. I'm like so rusty.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29266
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Dwight
Oh it's good, you're coming along. It's really technically proficient but really there's no heart or soul in it.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29267
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Andy
Really?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29268
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Dwight
Hey you want to sing with me? Almost heaven...
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29269
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Dwight and Erin
West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountain, Shenandoah River
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29270
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Dwight
In German! Leben ist dort alt, alter als die Baume, Junger als die Berge, wie eine Brise blasend
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29271
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Dwight and Andy
Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29272
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Dwight
Take it Andy! Take me home, to the place I belong, Ba bah dah duh
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29273
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Toby
You have to stop.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29274
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Michael
I once had a dream. That I was eating a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. And, let me tell you something it was delicious. So the next day, I decided to make that sandwich. And in real life it is disgusting. It is a disgusting sandwich. And the reason I tell you this story. Pick up the phone.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29275
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Pam
Dunder Miff...Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well we'd like to do business with you too! How can we make that happen?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29276
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Ryan
Keep going.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29277
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Michael
Don't tell them we have free delivery!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29278
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Pam
We already offered free delivery!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29279
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Michael
They don't know that!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29280
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Pam
Um, I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today. Okay, twenty boxes? I can do... just a second. I can do 20 boxes at 43 dollars a box. Great!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29281
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Ryan
Write it down.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29282
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Michael
Give him a guarantee.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29283
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Pam
A guarantee of what?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29284
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Michael
Just say the word.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29285
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Pam
And I guarantee, that you will be satisfied! 'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee! We guarantee it. We look forward to doing business with you too. Thank you Russell.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29286
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Michael
Yes!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29287
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Pam
I made a sale!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29288
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Ryan
Oh!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29289
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Michael
You did!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29290
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Pam
Oh!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29291
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Michael
Oh yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29292
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Ryan
We did it !
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29293
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Michael
She did it!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29294
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Michael
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29295
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Michael
Who would have thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work? And pancakes? In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realize that we don't have the biggest office. Which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot. But, we have people with the biggest hearts. And I think for a small company that is really Someone went to the bathroom. That is really what's important.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29296
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Andy
Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29297
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Dwight
Cherry Pie, Warrant.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29298
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Andy
Better a cappella!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29299
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Dwight
No! Really?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29300
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Andy
Yeah. Name another.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29301
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Dwight
Enter Sandman, Metallica.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29302
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Andy
Better a cappella.
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29303
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Dwight
Rebel Yell, Billy Idol
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29304
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Andy
Aw!! Way better a cappella
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29305
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Dwight
Really?
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29306
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Andy
Yeah.
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