Every line from The Office season 5, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 9, 2009.
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Ryan
Yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 21 · Line 29152
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Pam
Yeah exactly. It's my turn.
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Ryan
Go make a copy, secretary.
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Pam
Come on! Ryan!
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Michael
They always say that it is a mistake to hire your friends and they are right! So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get?
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Dwight
Hey buddy, what are you up to?
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Andy
Um, nerthing?
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Dwight
Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.
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Andy
Pffft.
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Dwight
Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?
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Andy
The last thing I want to do, is step on your funk man.
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Dwight
And I, yours. So I will cede her to you.
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Andy
No, that's ridiculous.
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Dwight
No no no.
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Andy
Look you've been here longer, and besides, I'm a better wingman than I am a boyfriend so-
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Dwight
Look I just want you and I to hang out so, you know. Just, Boom.
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Michael
Listen up. It has come to my attention that some people in this office are not getting along with other people in this office. And I think I have come up with the reason why. This office space is too small.
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Pam
Definitely.
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Michael
Okay. There are ... 4 corners in this room. Each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you. Whichever corner you want. And make it your own.
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Pam
We could work from home.
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Ryan
Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.
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Michael
Okay guys, thank you for the offers. But I want you to get pumped about this corner idea. All right? 1,2,3- What are we gonna do?
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Pam
.... Corner idea?
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Michael
No, you're supposed to say, 'Rock the house.'
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Ryan
Rock the house!
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Pam
How would we know that?
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Jim
Hey dude, you know what a 'rundown' is?
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Oscar
Use it in a sentence.
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Jim
Uh, can you get this rundown for me?'
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Oscar
Try another sentence.
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Jim
This rundown better be really good'?
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Oscar
I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.
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Jim
Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.
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Oscar
Why don't you just ask him--
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Jim
No. I can't. It was like, hours ago.
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Oscar
What have you been doing?
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Kevin
Try it in another sentence.
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Ryan
Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, 'Hey cop, you like donuts?' then we drive off. No, he just stayed there. I want that new phone. No, the other one. No the other one. No, you know which one I'm talking about it's the one, the one with the awesome browser. No, not that one.
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Michael
That's my corner.
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Pam
I thought that was your corner.
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Michael
No, this is where I work. I can't relax in the same corner where I work.
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Pam
So my corner's the one with the copier?
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Michael
Pam, I don't make the rules.
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Ryan
Yeah. I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone, I know what an iPhone is.
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Charles Miner
You started on that rundown yet?
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Jim
Oh, this is just something I'm taking a break with.
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Charles Miner
Oh.
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Jim
I will get back to the rundown, uh, right now.
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Charles Miner
Okay, great.
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Jim
Hey you know what? Do you have a rundown that I could take a look at, just so I know what type of rundown you're looking for ?
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Charles Miner
Just keep it simple.
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Jim
Keeping it simple -that's what I'm doing. But I am working hard on this one. Real hard.
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Charles Miner
You're working hard? On this?
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Jim
No. Not too hard. Not harder than I should.
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Charles Miner
Right. I mean why work harder than you should.
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Jim
No, I....
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Erin
Can I help you?
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Pam
No thanks.
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Jim
Hey!
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Pam
Hey I'm here to see Charles.
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Jim
Okay.
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Pam
Hey Charles.
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Charles Miner
Hey Pam.
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Pam
I know you're a very busy man so I'll cut right to the chase. I'd like my old job back.
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Charles Miner
I don't know what to tell you. The job's been taken.
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Pam
Um, well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.
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Charles Miner
Um.
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Pam
Or I could come back as your personal assistant. You know? Sort your mail, set your appointments. I know all the people.
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Charles Miner
Yeah I know.
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Pam
Personal shopper?
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Charles Miner
No.
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Pam
Well it was great catching up with you. And I'll see you around the building.
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Charles Miner
Okay.
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Pam
I'm just gonna sit here for a little bit longer if that's okay. The air smells so good. I don't remember it smelling so good. The chairs are so comfortable.
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Michael
Oh hey! Stanley, Phyllis. Come on in. Welcome, welcome. Let me give you the tour.
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Stanley
I get it. You need to see more?
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Phyllis
It's really cute.
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Michael
Thank you. You remember Ryan And Pam is around here somewhere.
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Stanley
She's upstairs talking to Charles.
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Michael
What for?
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Stanley
I don't know.
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Ryan
Are we staying til five?
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Michael
Yes.
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Michael
Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.
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Michael
Get your free pancakes. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are complimentary. Young sir, would you like a free pancake?
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Ryan
I'm texting. I don't want to get my fingers sticky.
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Michael
Ryan, enough with the texting machine. Come on. And tuck in your shirt, you're the face of this company.
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Michael
Hey Pam.
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Pam
Hey.
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Michael
You sorta disappeared there for a while. Where ya been?
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Pam
Yeah, I needed to take care of some stuff.
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Michael
Yeah?
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Pam
That's as specific as I'd like to be.
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Michael
Well, at least you're still being honest with me.
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Jim
There's the rundown you asked for. I may have expanded some areas that you weren't prepared for.
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Charles Miner
Great. Fax that to everyone on the distribution list.
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Jim
Yeah sure. You want to look at it first?
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Charles Miner
Do I need to?
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Jim
No. No, I just wanted to make sure, it was in the same format. So that distribution list is gonna be my...?
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Charles Miner
What's that?
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