Every line from The Office season 5, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 26, 2009.
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Michael
Hank? You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28676
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Hank Doyle
Come on man, let's, let's go.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28677
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Kevin
I always thought Michael got a bad rap. He's a good guy. And he's super funny. Yeah, maybe I should tell him before he goes. He's all the way over there.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28678
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Michael
Well here we are... I would just like to...
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28679
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Charles Miner
No, no no no. You're done, Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28680
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Michael
Alright then everybody, I'm outta here!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28681
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Andy
What is he doing? It looks like he's saying something.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28682
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Kevin
I think he's singing.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28683
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Oscar
I can't believe this is really happening.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28684
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Michael
... and I feel free!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28685
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Oscar
And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28686
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Andy
The whole office feels darker, you know? It's just a sad dark day.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28687
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Phyllis
Andy He's gone.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28688
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Andy
I know.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28689
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Phyllis
You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28690
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Toby
Michael is like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch. And when it's over you're like... how much time is left on this flight? Now what?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28691
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Pam
Michael?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28692
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Michael
Shh shh shh... don't look down, look straight up. Come on please!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28693
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Angela
These are for employees only.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28694
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Michael
Angela Kevin, you have to help me out I just need a few things then I will be gone.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28695
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Kevin
Michael, why is it that you asked everyone except me, Angela, Creed, and Meredith?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28696
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Michael
I was going to, I wanted to. But I had to start somewhere.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28697
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Kevin
But you didn't want to start with us?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28698
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Michael
No, of course not. But now I want everybody. Jim! Jim? Buddy, Hey! Buddy, Jimbo? Did you have time to think about my offer?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28699
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Jim
I did have a chance to think about it, but then I thought about something else.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28700
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Michael
So which way are you leaning?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28701
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Jim
Well it is tempting but I am 100% leaning towards something else.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28702
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Michael
Thanks Jim.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28703
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Charles Miner
Hey, did anyone see the client list that Michael was supposed to be working on.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28704
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Dwight
No.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28705
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Charles Miner
Okay, let me know if you find it.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28706
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Michael
Okay, Okay, we don't have much time. Just act normal. Don't look at me people. Stop. Don't look down. Don't look down. He's going to see me. Don't look all the way up. Keep it at a normal height. Okay. This is not Michael Scott talking right now, this is your future. Hello, I am your future. You're older, and you are very happy now. Because you went with Michael Scott. Right. So everybody come on down. Lets just crawl out of here together. Alright? Come on! Are you, are you doing your best here? Are you being the best that you can be? Alright. Everybody who's going to go with me I want you to stomp your foot. Okay, alright. Come on. You're coming with me. Come on Phyllis. Here we go, here we go!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28707
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Charles Miner
Michael get up!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28708
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Michael
Oh God... okay alright. It's time to go it's time to go. Jim, let's go. Come on!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28709
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Charles Miner
Michael, what are you doing?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28710
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Michael
I think maybe Hank should be here.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28711
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Charles Miner
Hank? No, I don't need Hank Michael.
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Michael
You're going to mess with me, is that what you're going to do? I'll tell you something Charles, I don't even care. Cause I've got nothing got lose. Oh my God, OH GOD! No no, all right. Fine, it's not even worth it.
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Pam
Oh no.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28714
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Jim
What?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28715
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Pam
I'm going with him.
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Jim
What? Pam!
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28717
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Pam
I'm going.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28718
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Jim
Pam! You can't be serious.
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Pam
Michael, wait! I'm coming with you.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28720
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Michael
You are?
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28722
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Michael
Okay. It's going to be great.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28723
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Pam
Great. Uh, except, I don't want to be a receptionist anymore.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28724
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Michael
Right... Executive assistant.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28725
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Pam
Salesman.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28726
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Michael
Alright, okay. Deal! Okay, well... Jim?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28727
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Jim
Still no.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28728
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Michael
Well, okay, lets go.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28729
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Pam
Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs so...
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28730
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Michael
Are people watching?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28731
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Pam
Probably.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28732
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Jim
Michael, its not how you leave in an office. It how you...
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28733
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Michael
Jim Jim Jim... we're having a company meeting here.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28734
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Jim
I'll bring your stuff home. Okay, bye.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28735
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Pam
Okay, see you later.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28736
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Michael
Bye.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28737
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Charles Miner
So, we had a personnel change today. Shouldn't effect our day to day. But, until we get a new receptionist I want Kevin on the phones.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28738
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Kevin
Phones?
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28739
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Charles Miner
Also, there has been too much wasted time. So Stanley.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28740
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Stanley
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 19 · Line 28741
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Charles Miner
Yeah, I want you to be on top of that okay? I want you to be my productivity czar. Okay, good. Uh, okay that it on my list. So uh, you know, no excuses guys. Lets get going okay?
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