Every line from The Office season 5, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 12, 2009.
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Michael
She said that? Is that what it said? What did it say?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27514
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Pam
I can't tell you specifically, but... it's not over.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27515
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Michael
You're sure?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27516
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Pam
[nods and smiles]
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27517
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27518
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Kelly
[enters conference room]
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27519
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All
Happy Birthday!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27520
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Meredith
Surprise!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27521
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Dwight
Hey, it's not a surprise.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27522
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Jim
Not a surprise.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27523
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Kelly
This doesn't look good.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27524
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Jim
What?! You have a cake. You have a delicious cake, with your name spelled correctly?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27525
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Kelly
[shakes her head no]
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27526
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Dwight
Told you.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27527
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Jim
You haven't heard our theme, though.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27528
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Kelly
You don't hear a theme, you see it... why is there a chicklet on my cake?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27529
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Jim
That's the best part. That represents a pillow, or a television.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27530
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Dwight
Our theme, if you will.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27531
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Jim
Because the fun part is, you get to decide on an hour of television, or an hour of napping.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27532
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Dwight
That's our theme.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27533
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Kelly
Cool.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27534
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27535
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Kelly
I love it.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27536
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Dwight
Oh, yes! Okay, good. So what's it gonna be, Kapoor?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27537
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Kevin
Ooh- can she pick a half hour of each?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27538
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Dwight
No.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27539
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Jim
No.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27540
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Kevin
Oh, then pick TV.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27541
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Meredith
Take a nap!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27542
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Oscar
TV.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27543
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Kevin
No, watching TV at work is really cool.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27544
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Stanley
Take a nap, nothing good is on TV right now.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27545
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Creed
Bonnie Hunt is on.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27546
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Kelly
You know what, I have been watching TV all week. I choose nap.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27547
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Jim
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27548
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Dwight
Okay, nap it is! Everyone out! Get out! We're gonna be eating cake at our desks. Let's go.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27549
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Meredith
Surprise.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27550
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Dwight
Move it! Let's go, go, go, go, go. I got this.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27551
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Jim
Ahem. This is for you... and ...Happy Birthday, Kel.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27552
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Kelly
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27553
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Dwight
Okay, you've got one hour.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27554
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Kelly
I'm too excited to sleep.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27555
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Dwight
Mm, great cake.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27556
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Jim
Thanks.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27557
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Dwight
Birthday time is over! Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap. Many happy returns.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27558
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Michael
I feel great. So good to have closure. Ah! We should go apologize to Roy or something.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27559
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Pam
No, we don't need to do that.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27560
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Michael
Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted? We should find him!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27561
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Pam
You mean Tony?
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27562
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Michael
Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27563
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Pam
Oh, Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27564
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Michael
Man, was he fat. So, so... fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him, I would never be able to apologize to him. Too fat. Big fat fatty.
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27565
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Angela
As you may know, I am no longer in a relationships. It's been really stressful here. So, I decided to treat myself to one of God's most perfect creations...a beautiful new cat! It's tacky to talk about money. But she cost seven thousand dollars!
Season 5 · Episode 15 · Line 27566
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Kevin
For a rainy day.
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