Every line from The Office season 5, episode 14, in script order. First aired February 5, 2009.
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Andy
This is the Nard-Dog.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27277
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Julia
Whoa. What the hell?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27278
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Andy
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh I, I thought we had this energy. And I'm a mess. And I just had my heart broken. And you came in today and your so pretty. You're, like, incredibly pretty.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27279
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Julia
I just got out of a relationship too. It's really hard.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27280
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Andy
Yeah, right? Wow. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Go to a mall of something? Just walk around?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27281
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Julia
No, I, I don't think so.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27282
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Andy
Sure, yeah that's... your right. It's too soon for... definitely too soon for me. So I'm glad we go that out of the way. I'm gonna be in touch with you. In three months. I'm gonna call you about that order. And maybe about that mall walk.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27283
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Julia
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27284
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Andy
Take care Julia.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27285
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Julia
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27286
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Andy
Sorry I tried to kiss y...
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27287
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Andy
We lost the account.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27288
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Dwight
Damn it! Dwight Schrute.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27289
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Jim
How old's Kelly?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27290
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Dwight
Who is this?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27291
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Jim
It's Mose. Who do you think it is?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27292
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Dwight
Mose doesn't know how to use a phone. So joke's on you.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27293
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Jim
Look, I'm at the supermarket, and they only have numbered candles. How old is she?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27294
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Dwight
Uh, 24. 37.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27295
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Jim
Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27296
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Dwight
I'll call you back.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27297
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Dwight
I have here Kelly Kapoor's personal and confidental file. Allow me to share. 'Kelly Kapoor spent April 1995 to December 1996 at Berks County Youth Center.' Juvie. 'According to past employers, it in no way affects her job perfor...' Blah, Blah, Blah.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27298
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Pam
Are you asleep?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27299
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Michael
No. I'm just thinking about what you said, about Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.?
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27300
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Pam
No, remind me.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27301
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Michael
Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27302
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Pam
Perfect boobs, of course I remember Holly.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27303
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Michael
She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she... she just left. And I didn't... I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27304
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Pam
Okay, lets go.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27305
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Michael
I'll just blow off the lecture at Rochester.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27306
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Pam
Yeah, screw 'em. Let's do this.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27307
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27308
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Jim
So I am collecting $3 from everybody. For Kelly's party.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27309
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Creed
I'd like to contribute.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27310
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Jim
Oh, great.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27311
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Creed
There you go.
Season 5 · Episode 14 · Line 27312
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Jim
[looks at a three dollar bill]
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