Every line from The Office season 5, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 22, 2009.
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Prince Grandfather
Well that outta do it.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26599
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Prince Granddaughter
Its all better.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26600
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26601
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Prince Grandfather
Gosh, well so long.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26602
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Dwight
I look forward to hearing from you about that job application.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26603
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Michael
Ok, goodbye Prince Family.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26604
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Dwight
Goodbye prince family, should be called the Sucker family. Here you go shark, let me fix your fin for you and sharpen your teeth while I'm at it. Bye bye.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26605
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Dwight
[punches Michael on the arm, beckons to Michael for high five, does not get it, high fives himself, smiles contently]
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26606
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Jim
I'm saying, all I'm saying is Kevin is not necessarily a feminist, is all I'm saying.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26607
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Pam
No, because...
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26608
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Michael
Dwight, what will happen to that family if I call David and give him this information?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26609
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Dwight
Its simple, David would use that information to destroy them.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26610
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Michael
Ok. You know, our sales are fine. We're doing fine. They're doing fine.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26611
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Dwight
They could do better.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26612
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Michael
Why don't we just, live and let live?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26613
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Dwight
What?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26614
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Michael
Live and let live.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26615
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Dwight
I'm not familiar with that expression,
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26616
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Michael
It's from James Bond.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26617
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Dwight
It doesn't make sense, of course I'm alive.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26618
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Michael
I'm not going to make this call.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26619
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Dwight
Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate? Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26620
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Michael
My heart says...
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26621
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Dwight
Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael. But it has made some terrible decisions.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26622
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Michael
That is true.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26623
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26624
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Michael
That is true. We have gone down the wrong path many many times.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26625
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26626
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Michael
Jan... Ryan.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26627
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Dwight
Yeah, save your heart for love, and use your brain for business, right? If we don't do this to prince paper, someone else will. Worse yet, someone else will do it to us.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26628
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Stanley
I am trying to be more optimistic in life. I've got what, 20 or 30 years left. And my family history says I have less. Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found something wrong this actress. But that is no way to live life. Look at this healthy sexy pretty strong young woman. C'mon people! She is hot.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26629
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Dwight
There was a terrible war, ugh, so many died. Far too many died. But if Frodo hadn't destroyed the ring, then goodness itself might have died.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26630
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Michael
You're right.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26631
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26632
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Michael
You are right. I will call David and give him the customer list and I will give him all my info.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26633
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Dwight
Good, so, where are you going?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26634
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Michael
Just something I have to do first.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26635
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Dwight
Where are you taking the client list?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26636
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Michael
Somewhere safe, where it can't hurt anyone
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26637
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Dwight
Michael, Michael, no. Michael, give that. Michael, don't do this. No.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26638
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Michael
Oh shoot!
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26639
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Dwight
Freeze, give me the list!
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26640
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Dwight
No no no, I can't let you do this!
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26641
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Michael
Those people will be ruined.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26642
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Dwight
Its business, not personal.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26643
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Michael
Give it, give it. We can't do this to those people.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26644
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Dwight
Its over, Michael, its over.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26645
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Michael
Im not a shark.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26646
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Andy
Okay, it is time for the final votes. All of those in favor of resolution Hillary Swank is hot? Okay. And all those opposed?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26647
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Kevin
This is ridiculous.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26648
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Oscar
That's the thing about debating, you're just going to get people more entrenched in the view they had in the first place.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26649
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David
This is good stuff Michael. You are a titan of industry pal.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26650
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Michael
Mpfh.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26651
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David
Good work.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26652
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26653
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David
Look I'll be in touch, thanks buddy.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26654
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Michael
Okay, bye bye.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26655
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Dwight
Guess whose stock just went up, golden boy?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26656
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Michael
I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even... what's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26657
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Michael
Oh, hey what is this?
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26658
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Pam
Hillary swank.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26659
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Michael
Oh, she is hot.
Season 5 · Episode 12 · Line 26660