Every line from The Office season 5, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 11, 2008.
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Michael
Meredith, we are doing this for your own good. Okay. Come on--
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26068
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Meredith
No way! No way! There is no way!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26069
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Michael
Here we go. This is gonna be good.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26070
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Meredith
No! No way! I told you. We talked about this. There is absolutely no way. No! No! There is no way! No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26071
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Michael
Yes you are.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26072
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Meredith
I am not going in there! NO!!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26073
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Meredith
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait! Just wait!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26074
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Michael
Shhh... just calm down.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26075
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Meredith
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26076
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Michael
Come on. Shh...
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26077
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Meredith
No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26078
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Michael
Here's the door. Here's the door.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26079
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Meredith
There is no way! There is no way! No! No!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26080
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Michael
Let's start meeting-- Hello. How are you?
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26081
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Meredith
This man is crazy! This man is crazy!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26082
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Rehab Nurse
Can I help you?
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26083
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Michael
I have a deposit. Alcoholic.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26084
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Meredith
No! No! No! No! No!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26085
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Michael
So do I sign?
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26086
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Meredith
NO!!!
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26087
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Phyllis
I need you to put the Christmas tree back up.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26088
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Angela
It's outside.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26089
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Phyllis
I didn't ask you where it was. I told you where it needs to be.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26090
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Angela
Shut up.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26091
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Phyllis
Excuse me?
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26092
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Angela
I'm not moving the tree. Face it. The only power you have over me is this big secret that I know you're not going to tell. And you want to know how I know that? Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26093
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Phyllis
Okay. Angela's having sex with Dwight. I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26094
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Dwight
Well don't look so surprised.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26095
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Pam
I knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26096
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Jim
You did not know it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26097
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Pam
I knew some of it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26098
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Jim
Everyone knew some of it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26099
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Pam
It's Christmas.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26100
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Jim
You knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26101
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Pam
Thank you. I knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26102
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Jim
She knew it.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26103
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Michael
As it turns out you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um... I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.
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Andy
All right, everybody's still here. Perfect! Got a little surprise I've been working on. Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu, I will always be there to bring you Christmas cheer. Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Don we now our gay apparel. Fa-la-la-la-la-LA. Troll the little Yule tide carol. Roo-di-di-di-do. Roododododo.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26105
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Angela
I think I'd like to go home now.
Season 5 · Episode 10 · Line 26106
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Andy
Sure. Dooo. Tough room. Come on. I just learned it. Just so you know protocol is a little round of applause. But, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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