"Local Ad" Quotes (page 3)

Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 25, 2007.

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Jim

I just thought you should---

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Bartender

The animation was cool.

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Pam

Thanks.

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Bartender

Hey listen, you ever been on a motorcycle?

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Jim

Ahh.

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Kevin

Michael, that was fun.

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Michael

That was fun. Next round of drinks is on me, people!

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Andy

Claude Van Damme, Hair for Men, poison gas, NutraSweet. It's gotta rhyme with 'piece.' Fancy Feast! Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast! It's the cat food. Nailed it.

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Michael

All right! So, anybody else? No bad ideas. Everybody, let's keep 'em coming... oh, God. Okay, Toby?

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Toby

Well, you know how everyone fast forwards through ads these days? Well, what about an ad in slow motion. You know, if they fast forward through it, it'll just seem normal and it will catch your eye. Plus, uh, the slogan could be: Dunder Mifflin, we adapt to the pace of your business.

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Michael

There are no bad ideas but for an idea, that was really, really bad.

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Toby

I spent three years in advertising before I came here.

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Michael

And that is probably why most ads suck. Oh, that's them! Those are the ad guys right there. All right, my very fortunate and creative group, go back to your desks and I will let you know when it is time to film. Pam! Pam, come here for a second. Did you get the memo about dressing your best?

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Pam

Yeah.

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Michael

About dressing your best today?

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Pam

Yeah, I distribute so I get all the memos.

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Michael

Cool. Cool, I just wanted to make sure you got it.

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Pam

Yeah, I get all the memos.

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Michael

Okay, good. Good.

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Michael

This is Pam Beesly, representing our girl next door. Pretty but nothing special. You know, but she sort of keeps it real. What you might want to do, is if you could zoom in, like really quick zooms on her. Might be good. Who else? Oh, Creed... is the old guy over there. Don't look at him. You might want to use him to sort of get that Orville Redenbacher dynamic going.

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Ad guy 1

Sure.

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Ad guy 2

Right.

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Michael

And if not we can just make him disappear. This is Jim! Halpert. Jim has a very expressive face, don't you Jim? He is like our Mr. Bean.

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Jim

Okay.

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Michael

So do, um, do sad, do the sad face.

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Jim

I don't want -

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Michael

No, that's skeptical. Do sad.

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Jim

Mmm...

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Michael

That's, that's a pirate movie. That's annoyed. Well, he doesn't do very well under pressure.

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Ad guy 1

Yeah... no.

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Michael

And anybody else, we can just hire an actor to replace. Follow me! Let's get this movin'.

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Michael

All right, let's start.

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Jim

All right! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, but...

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Michael

You are my producer, you are a suit. I am the creative genius. You take care of all the boring stuff, and let my mind just run free.

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Jim

Yup.

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Michael

Now, we have eighty-five dollars, and a Sam Goody gift certificate...

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Jim

Right.

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Michael

...and we need to be done by 9 A.M. tomorrow.

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Jim

Mmmhmm. Why don't you start by telling me what you got.

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Michael

We start on a single blank sheet of paper.

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Jim

Love it.

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Michael

And we widen to reveal ancient Rome.

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Jim

Mm, can't do that.

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Michael

Okay, we widen to reveal a spaceship blasting out of a woman's womb.

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Jim

Definitely can't do that.

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Michael

Bullman!

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Jim

You know what?

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Michael

This is bull[censored]!

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Jim

Okay, Scott, why don't you take your head out of the clouds and come back down to planet Earth so we can make a commercial.

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Michael

Ahhhh!

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Jim

I'm just doing my job, man.

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Michael

If you don't let me pursue my artistic vision, I am going to walk!

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Jim

Good! Fine! I've got one Andy Bernard that will direct this puppy for half your fee...

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Michael

No! No! Jim, Jim, don't, don't...

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Jim

What? What?

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Michael

No, I can do it.

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Jim

What?

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Michael

I can do it good. I can do it good. Please, don't. Please. Please give me it.

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Jim

Okay, make a commercial.

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Michael

Do you want this open or closed?

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Jim

Closed.

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Michael

Hey, everybody, I just got off the phone with David Wallace, and he has given us the go-ahead to make the first ever Dunder Mifflin television commercial. Huh?

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Everyone

[applause]

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Michael

I can't hear you! Heard you a little bit less that time. Must be...

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Dwight

We had already applauded.

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Michael

Okay, okay. Who could do music?

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Pam

How about Darryl?

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Michael

Actually, I'm a little concerned about having a black person do the music, because that could create a positive stereotype that could then become a... celestine prophesy, and keep the next Bon Jovi from ever picking up a piano.

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Jim

Michael is on a mission to prove that he's creative. Which I think is odd, because Michael actually might be the most creative person I've ever known. Every day, Michael says and thinks things that no one has ever said or thought before.

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