Phyllis

Sue Grafton is at the Steamtown Mall. She's doing a book signing right now.

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Michael

Okay, okay, Phyllis this is what I want you to do. I want you to go down to the mall. I want you to get in line. I want you to get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right? Do not take no for an answer.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19402

Phyllis

Okay.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19403

Andy

Does anyone actually know what Sue Grafton looks like? I mean, is she hot or-?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19404

Creed

She's crazy hot.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19405

Andy

Well then maybe we should just use Angela and say she's Sue Grafton. Would anyone notice?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19406

Angela

That's not happening.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19407

Angela

I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19408

Phyllis

Bye everyone.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19409

Michael

Line it up Phyllis.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19410

Creed

Get her Phyll.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19411

Darryl

Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19412

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly, Darryl

Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19413

Darryl

Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19414

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly

The people person's paper people.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19415

Darryl

Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19416

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly

The people person's paper people.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19417

Michael

Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. I thought... I was under the impression that this was going to be a rap.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19418

Darryl

What's rap?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19419

Michael

Okay, Darryl, wow, you need to learn a lot about your own culture. I'll make you a mix.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19420

Darryl

Great.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19421

Andy

News flash. I got some juicy updates on Operation Fallen Angel. Remind me to tell you later.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19422

Jim

Hey.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19423

Pam

No talk, I'm animating.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19424

Jim

Why don't we take a quick ten second break from that so I can show you what's going on here. Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life. He's on it all the time. So much so that his little guy here has created his own world. It's called Second Second Life, for those people who want to be removed even further from reality.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19425

Pam

Are you serious?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19426

Jim

Yeah.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19427

Pam

Oh my God, he's really in pain.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19428

Jim

[sighs]

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19429

Pam

Who's that?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19430

Jim

Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19431

Pam

He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on that?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19432

Jim

Not much, it's just for tracking Dwight so---

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19433

Pam

Right... you're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build too.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19434

Jim

Yep.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19435

Pam

You have a guitar slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19436

Jim

I... why don't we go back to this animation.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19437

Pam

No no no, I want to see more of Philly Jim. I want Philly Jim.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19438

Jim

Ah, show me how this works.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19439

Pam

Oh boy.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19440

Darryl

Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain. Call Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Call Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19441

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly

The people person's paper people.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19442

Darryl

Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19443

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly

The people person's paper people.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19444

Michael

Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop stop. This is not me. This is not my music.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19445

Darryl

You're right, it's better than you! It's us! Dunder Mifflin.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19446

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly

The people person's paper people.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19447

Michael

No, I hate it! I hate it! ...I don't hate it, I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19448

Darryl

You're on your own, Mike.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19449

Michael

Okay, you know what. Hold on, hold on Darryl.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19450

Darryl

You just said you hated it.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19451

Michael

No. I said I hate the, the style.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19452

Andy

Break me off a piece of that lumber tar. Snickers bar.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19453

Michael

Okay, wow. Wow, this looks uh, terrible.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19454

Andy

Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19455

Michael

Andy, Andy, this is a pivotal scene in the ad. And if we don't get this, if we don't nail it, we're going to lose the whole triumph of the moment. The triumph of the will. Now, God, what? What Phyllis?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19456

Phyllis

Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book and when it came to my turn I asked if she wanted to be in the ad and she said no thank you, but I wasn't supposed to take no for an answer.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19457

Michael

That'a girl.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19458

Phyllis

So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19459

Michael

Did you, or did you not get Sue Grafton?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19460

Phyllis

No.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19461

Michael

Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue please?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19462

Jim

I hope you're not killing yourself on this, because I'm sure it's good enough for Michael's ad that will probably be seen by no one.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19463

Pam

Maybe, but it's not good enough for me yet.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19464

Jim

Okay. Do you want me to stay?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19465

Pam

No no, you can go home. I'm good.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19466

Jim

Pam is staying late tonight to uh, achieve her dreams. So I'm pretty proud of her, unfortunately she was my ride home.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19467

Meredith

You comin'?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19468

Jim

I, ah...

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19469

Meredith

Piss or get off the pot!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19470

Pam

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19471

Jim

Good morning. Yeah I'm sorry, I looked away for a second and Creed snatched your hash browns.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19472

Pam

Thank you.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19473

Jim

You're welcome.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19474

Pam

I worked until about 2:45 AM. And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael editing in his office, and Dwight watching Michael edit in his office, or drive home and probably fall asleep at the wheel and die in a fiery car wreck. I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19475

Andy

Let me pour you some bubbly because somebody got to a whole new level last night.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19476

Dwight

Andy, I can't hear this right now.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19477

Andy

No, no no no, this is good. You know how we haven't really gotten anywhere that I want to get to physically yet? Well, last night, that changed. We're makin' out, I'm kissin' her neck, and cheek and her ear lobe, and she's not really kissing me back. But she closes her eyes and she's like, 'Oh D, oh D.'

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19478

Dwight

She called you D?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19479

Andy

Yeah. D for Andy.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19480

Dwight

Oh D.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19481

Andy

Oh D.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19482

Dwight

Oh D.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19483

Andy

Oh D!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19484

Both

Ohhhhhh D! Ohhhh D!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19485

Michael

I'm about to send the ad to corporate... and it is sent. They'll probably watch it right away. I know I would. Okay.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19486

Pam

Yes?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19487

Michael

Pam, please clear my phone lines.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19488

Pam

Certainly. Okay, clear.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19489

Michael

They could call at any second now. Oh God...I better call.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19490

Michael

Well, it's been tough. The uh, geniuses at corporate rejected my commercial and tonight they are airing the brain dead version. So welcome one and all to the world premiere of Corporate Crapfest!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19491

Everyone

Oh!

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19492

Bartender

Hey it seemed like a big hit.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19493

Michael

No, it was stupid. People like waving, waving sells. It's not art. Yet we made our ad, the real one was full of humor, and full of depth, and full heart and it was real.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19494

Jim

Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put that in the DVD player?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19495

Jim

Hey everybody! Just want to welcome you all to the premiere of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial, the Michael Scott director's cut. Hope you like it.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19496

Michael's Ad

It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time, and bad news isn't always what it seems. Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. To score. Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19497

Everyone

[claps and cheer]

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19498

Jim

Animation? All her by the way.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19499

Bartender

Really?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19500

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