Every line from The Office season 4, episode 13, in script order. First aired May 8, 2008.
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Brad
Hey, Pam, what's up?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21945
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Michael
Check that out, huh?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21946
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Pam
Hi, nice to meet you.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21947
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Michael
Pretty nice.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21948
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Brad
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21949
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Michael
She sits there all day.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21950
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Brad
Nice.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21951
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Michael
You get to look at her. Why don't you hold out your hand. Tell me what you feel.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21952
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Brad
Paper.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21953
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Michael
That's called card stock. That's what you're feeling. Now what you're feeling inside is confusion, butterflies, exhilaration... You're thinking, 'Am I good enough for this job? Do I have what it takes?' And I think we both know the answer. We'll find that out together. You can keep that.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21954
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Brad
Are you sure?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21955
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Michael
Mmm, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21956
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Brad
Sweet.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21957
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Michael
Don't fold it, though.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21958
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Michael
We have the Dundies, my birthday, those blow out, and it's sexy, it's sort of a sexy atmosphere, you know? The other day, in the parking lot, I actually found a condom. So. I've been meaning to ask you, do you know whose that was? So, sexy is fun...
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21959
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Brad
Well, it was nice meeting you, I'm, I'm gonna take off.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21960
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Michael
Hey, you know what? Coincidence - I am going to go for a little stroll myself. Are you psyched about the summer?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21961
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Brad
Oh, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21962
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Michael
Yeah, me, too.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21963
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Brad
Okay, well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21964
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Michael
Okay, be my guest.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21965
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Brad
Thanks.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21966
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Michael
And do your worst.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21967
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Michael
Hey.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21968
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Brad
Whoa, come on!
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21969
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Michael
So, I forgot to mention that my old temp is now my boss, so, gives you an idea of how quickly you can move up in this...
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21970
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Brad
Yeah, I get it, okay, I'm not interested. Stop following me around; you're really starting to creep me out.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21971
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Michael
One other thing I wanted to...
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21972
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Brad
Nnn, look. I was just being polite. I don't want to waste my life selling paper for your stupid company, okay?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21973
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Michael
Ohh...Nah.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21974
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Kevin
I'm gonna take so much money off that guy. That guy is a whale. I'm gonna clean him out. This is really gonna get me out of a hole.
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Kevin
He's not my client.
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Jim
If your client likes Italian food, you bring him to Cugino's. And if your client likes a little action, you bring him a gambler. And if your client hates Cornell, you bring him Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21977
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Andy
Ow! Ow! Owooh!
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Phil Maguire
Guy's kind of a douche.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21979
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Jim
Yeah, well, you know...Cornell.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21980
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Phil
I guess.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21981
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Michael
Hey, Justin!
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21982
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Justin
I'm sorry, I'm sort of in the middle of this.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21983
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Michael
Wait, you want this kid to be in the Air Force?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21984
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Air Force recruiter
Absolutely. Justin is smart, capable, ambitious, and he aims high.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21985
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Michael
Time out. You think this kid could be a fighter pilot?
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21986
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Air Force recruiter
I think Justin can be anything he wants to be.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21987
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Justin
Okay.
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Michael
Okay.
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Michael
Have you given any more thought to Dunder Mifflin?
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Justin
Well, you took away the brochure, so I sort of...
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21991
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Michael
Well, yeah, but you don't need the brochure. The brochure is up here and it's in here.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21992
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Justin
Oh.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21993
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Michael
I think you are smart, and capable, and you aim high.
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Justin
That's what the recruiter just said.
Season 4 · Episode 13 · Line 21995
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Michael
I'm right.
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