Phil

Yeah I'll- I'll get it out. Thank you.

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Jim

Yep.

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Angela and Dwight

[silently working]

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Andy

AH! Come on, Tuna!

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Jim

Hey, can't really talk now, what's up?

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Pam

Just checking in, how's it going?

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Jim

Uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see.

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Pam

I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.

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Jim

Oh, I like you.

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Pam

Talk to you later?

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Jim

Yeah. All right. Bye. All right. Sorry, I got to annoy you one more time. What if I bring down shipping costs?

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Phil

You can try. But I've looked at your prices. Even with free shipping? Doesn't work. It's just- it's not in the stars, Jim. Six.

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Kevin

Yeah.

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Andy

All right, race to the next hole!

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Kevin

Ooh! Winner gets ten bucks! Wait -wait for me! Andy!

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Andy

Shortcut! Shortcut! Woah! I fell in the sandtrap!

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Dwight

[hums at copier, Angela waiting behind him]

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Michael

All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.

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Michael

Hey! Game over.

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Michael

Just-in time.

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Justin

Hi.

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Michael

Just-in case. What's your last name?

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Justin

Polznik.

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Michael

This... just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?

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Michael

Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He's the most... important thing in my life right now.

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Michael

I want you to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez. Accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin.

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Oscar

Hey.

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Justin

Hi.

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Michael

This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will 'do' you. No, no. But she has already dated two guys in the office, that we know of, so, this could be number three, you never know?

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Pam

Excuse me.

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Michael

Come here. I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.

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Oscar

Why, why wouldn't you say that to her face?

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Michael

So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? The guys I didn't bring are even better. Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. Would you do me the honor, of spending the summer with us, at Dunder Mifflin? I think, I think you are very special.

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Justin

You didn't want me before. That's what you said.

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Michael

No, I didn't. You misconstrued me.

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Justin

You were kind of a jerk to me.

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Michael

I, uh, hmm.

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Justin

And I'm, I'm gonna go now.

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Michael

Why don't... hey.

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Andy

[trying to pick up a beer bottle with blistered hands, struggles trying to take a drink as everyone watches.]

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Dwight

Ah-choo!

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Angela

Bless you.

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Dwight

Thank you.

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Kevin

Okay, Jim, you owe me one-twenty, and Phil, you owe me two-thirty.

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Phil

Let's open a tab, because you and me are gonna be playing more often.

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Andy

Count me in!

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Phil

No.

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Andy

All right!

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Jim

Okay. You had some fun, and uh, I think I paid for it. So let me get my last shot in there. Is there anything you can do for me?

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Phil

I'll tell you what. My fiscal year ends in two months, let's talk then. Sound good?

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Jim

Absolutely.

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Maguire

Good playing with you guys.

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Andy

Right on.

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Jim

You know it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots to get out of a sand trap but, I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. Which is what I told him. I also told him I don't quit either, and I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. Which he then did, after ...fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. So I am now his paper supplier! And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good.

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Woman on mic

The job fair will be closing in five minutes. Eighth period will commence as scheduled.

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Michael

Hold down the fort, I have to do something. Excuse me. If you can hear me, I'd like you to look around at all these companies and know that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on, I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league! You know, that's not what you want. Dunder- they, well, okay I see security is coming so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn... it. Okay, I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you for your time, and drive safe.

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Angela

Thank you.

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Dwight

You're welcome.

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Pam

Beers? You closed it?

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Jim

I closed it!

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Pam

Yes! Oh! Um, congratulations to you, sir.

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Jim

Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Appreciate it.

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Pam

Well done.

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Jim

Thank you. You know what, screw this!

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Kevin

Oooh!

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Michael

Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.

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Michael

Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good.

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Pam

Hi.

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Graphics guy

Hello.

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Pam

I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?

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Graphics guy

Are you interested in graphic design?

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Pam

Yeah. Can I fill out an application?

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Graphics guy

Oh absolutely, here, take a seat. I should let you know right away, this is just an entry-level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like, a self starter, someone who can meet deadlines, who just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.

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Pam

I can do that.

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Graphics guy

Great. And uh, obviously looking for someone who knows Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Uh, Corel Painter, Illustrator, AfterEffects, all the basics.

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Pam

I don't know any of those.

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Graphics guy

It's actually not super-complicated. I mean I'm sure there's some sort of like, adult education classes in the area. But if you're really serious about graphic design, one thing about New York or Philadelphia, they've got amazing programs out there for design.

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Pam

New York or Philadelphia.

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Graphics guy

Yeah.

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Pam

All right. Cool, well... thanks.

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Graphics guy

Sure.

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Pam

And uh, I'll look into those.

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Graphics guy

You should.

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Pam

New York or Philadelphia.

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Graphics guy

Absolutely.

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Pam

Okay.

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Graphics guy

It's where the action is.

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Pam

Thanks.

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Michael

Well, kids today have a very short attention span. They are into texting and video games and sex, and they just, they get distracted easily. And today they're being distracted by the other booths.

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Michael

Hey, there! Michael Scott, regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.

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Brad

Brad Bailey, nice to meet you.

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Michael

That is a very firm handshake. Ow, ow, aahch! Killing my hand, there.

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Brad

Yeah.

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Michael

So, what is your poison? You like uh, sales, accounting, customer service, what do you like...

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Brad

Sales, uh, sales would be cool.

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Michael

Sales is and could be very, very cool. If you like paper, and you love to laugh, this is the place for you.

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Brad

Well, that's great.

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Michael

Right here. We have a lot of fun.

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Brad

Mmhmm.

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Michael

This is one of our staff. This is Pam Beesly, receptionist extraordinaire.

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