Every line from The Office season 4, episode 12, in script order. First aired May 1, 2008.
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Michael
Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21437
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Pam
Michael we don't know what you're talking about...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21438
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Michael
Wet cement, outside. It's drying fast, come on. This is a lifelong dream. What do I write? What do I write?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21439
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Kevin
Michael you could put your initials in it.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21440
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Michael
M.G.S.? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I don't...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21441
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Jim
Yeah that's true.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21442
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Michael
Once in a lifetime opportunity people! Come on, here we go!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21443
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Phyllis
We-- we--
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21444
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Michael
Here we go!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21445
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Phyllis
Well--
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21446
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Michael
Let's, yes?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21447
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Phyllis
When I was a little girl...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21448
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Michael
Okay... Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let's hear it!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21449
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Phyllis
We-we found some wet cement in the park...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21450
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Michael
It's drying, it's drying...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21451
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Phyllis
In our neighborhood...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21452
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Michael
Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21453
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Phyllis
What did we write?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21454
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Michael
Ahh come on!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21455
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Andy
Here it is, you should draw a picture...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21456
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Michael
No!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21457
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Andy
Cause that says, that says...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21458
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Michael
No!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21459
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Andy
So much more than words...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21460
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Michael
No!! Come on, gimme something good!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21461
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Kelly
Ok, ok, I was watching E!, and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater, and omhmygod, he looked so good...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21462
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Michael
Pam, translate.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21463
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Pam
She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21464
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Michael
I love it!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21465
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Jim
If you were a real star you would put your face in it.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21466
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Michael
I love it more!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21467
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Oscar
Michael that doesn't seem... safe.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21468
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Michael
I... love it!! Haha, come on!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21469
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Dwight
Come on!
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21470
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Jim
We are here today, not to immortalize a man, but an idea... Maybe the idea of a man.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21471
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Michael
Hurry, please.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21472
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Jim
Greatness is only skin deep, some people say...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21473
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Dwight
Can you breathe?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21474
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Jim
Well that's not true. Other people believe it's deeper inside...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21475
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Dwight
Hold your breath.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21476
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Jim
And in this case...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21477
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Dwight
Ready?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21478
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Jim
That's also not true.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21479
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Dwight
And... go. Force it in as deep as you can.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21480
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Michael
That's what she said.
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Michael
Today is a very special day for me. And it's really not about me, it's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids... I can come back here when I'm 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, 'That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole...' I dunno, it's a good feeling.
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Andy
Okay, adjective...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21483
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Angela
Um... tall. No, no, uh, nice.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21484
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Andy
Good one. Okay, you ready?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21485
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Angela
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21486
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Andy
The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. 'Sit down, Mr. Smith, can I interest you in any good... cat food?'
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21487
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Angela
It's a man eating cat food.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21488
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Andy
What about a cat eating man food?
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Dwight
Andy and Angela seem very happy... I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21490
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Pam
Um... yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend's house and, I forgot my contact solution, so... I had to wear my backup glasses... Shut up.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21491
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Michael
All right, everybody... Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21492
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Pam
I don't have my contacts...
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Michael
Ub, dub dah, don't need, I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. Um, everybody, we're going to have a little brainstorming session in the conference room.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21494
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Michael
Ener-gize...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21495
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Jim
You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21496
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Pam
Don't, don't--
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21497
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Jim
Would...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21498
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Pam
If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21499
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Jim
Well, it's too late, because I'm proposing... that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, and make me the happiest man in the world.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21500
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Michael
Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office? I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas. Pam, clearly, has just given up trying. So what we need to do is we get things going, we need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas of what we could do. Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21501
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Andy
What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message, so it just had a little more... zing, and a little more pep?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21502
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Michael
Zing and pep, see that's those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21503
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Jim
What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21504
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Michael
Now we're cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21505
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Jim
An urban thing...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21506
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Michael
An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?... Stanley, earth to Stanley...
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Stanley
Not me.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21508
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Michael
Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
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Stanley
No.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21510
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Michael
Stanley, we're havin a little...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21511
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Stanley
Leave me alone, dammit.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21512
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Michael
We're havin a little brainstorm session...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21513
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Stanley
DID I STUTTER?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21514
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Michael
...Good, this is good. I'm going to grab a glass of water.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21515
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Toby
Can I talk to you a second?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21516
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Michael
Ugh, what?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21517
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Toby
Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21518
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Michael
What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21519
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Toby
Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21520
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Michael
That? In the conference room?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21521
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Toby
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21522
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Michael
We were joshin around, the two of us, and he said 'did I stutter,' and I said 'wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?' It was joking, Toby, alright?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21523
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Toby
He didn't seem like he was joking.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21524
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Michael
Well you don't get it, because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man, and you're... you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another: 'Hey um, you're poor.' 'Well hey, you're mama's dead.' That's what friends do. It's... you're so white.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21525
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Toby
Alright... Well, um, if you really believe that Stanley was joking...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21526
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21527
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Toby
Um, why don't you go ask him that?
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21528
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Michael
Okay, I will... I'm not feeling very well right now though. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today, but...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21529
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Toby
You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when there's a mean girl at school...
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21530
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Michael
Well sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into my office, so it's probably psychological.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21531
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Andy
You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight, and look over and there's an Xterra next to you. They're always driven by chicks, so there's your icebreaker.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21532
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Dwight
Unh! Scratch.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21533
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Andy
That's a racing stripe.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21534
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Dwight
Uh, bumper's sagging.
Season 4 · Episode 12 · Line 21535
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Andy
Mmm, I doubt that very much.
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