Every line from The Office season 4, episode 10, in script order. First aired April 17, 2008.
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20999
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Michael
She was so innocent.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21000
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Dwight
She was stoned apparently.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21001
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Michael
You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that's just silly because she's dead. What do you do?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21002
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Dwight
You wait until next year's chair catalog comes out and you find someone who's still alive.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21003
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Michael
Oh, you move on.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21004
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21005
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Jim
Where do you want to go for dinner?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21006
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Pam
I don't know, I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what, that one...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21007
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Jim
Hey Pam, will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21008
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Pam
I hate you.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21009
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Jim
What? My shoe is untied. What is your problem? Oh my God, you thought I wa--- oh.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21010
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Pam
Oh, oh.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21011
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Jim
No, no, no.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21012
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Pam
How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?
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Michael
Bye, bye, Ms. Chair Model lady. I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids...drinking whiskey and rye, oh why'd you have to go off and die? Why'd you have to go off and die?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21014
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Michael/Dwight
OH! You believe in rock 'n roll. Can music save your mortal soul? And then can you have to dance real slow. Well, I know that you're in love with him. 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym. 'You both kicked off your shoes. Those rhythm and blues...
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Michael
Return.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21016
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Dwight
Rhythm and blues...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21017
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Michael
This'll be the day that I died.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21018
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Michael
It is moving day. I have spent the last month here at Dwight's lovely farm, taking a little bit of a vacation, clearing my head after Jan and I, um ssp... No, I did not kill her. We were just at different places in our lives. No, I thought I'd be the bigger man and allow her to stay at the condo. She has since moved on; she is staying with her sister in Scottsdale. Fresh outlook, and it's all good.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21019
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Dwight
Okay, so look that over, make sure it's accurate.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21020
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Michael
Oh. What is this?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21021
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Dwight
Your bill, minus the ten percent Dunder Mifflin corporate discount.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21022
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Michael
You were charging me? I'm your friend.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21023
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Dwight
You occupied the America room for six weeks. That's our most popular room.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21024
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Michael
There was no other guest the entire time I was here.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21025
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Dwight
Right. Because you were in the America room. In an election year.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21026
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Michael
Okay. All right, Dwight. Take my money. Go ahead. Keep in mind that this whole thing was just a business transaction. The late nights, the talks, the slumber parties, the crying jags, that was all business, that had nothing to do with friendship, and being friends. Just ring me up. Go ahead.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21027
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Michael
Thank you, Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21028
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Dwight
We don't take debit cards, anyway.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21029
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Michael
Dwight, little help with the bags, please.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21030
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Michael
So, what about you, Angela? Do you have any single friends?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21031
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Angela
I don't.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21032
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Michael
A cute little religious type, someone who wears a uniform, or...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21033
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Angela
A Catholic schoolgirl?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21034
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Michael
No, no, obviously older.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21035
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Angela
A nun?
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Michael
Love. Marriage. Baby carriage. Those have been my goals ever since I heard that song. Jan and I had love. We did not have marriage. We did have a baby carriage, which I got her for bringing groceries home, after she got a DUI.
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Kelly
Hi, Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21038
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Michael
Hey, Kelly.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21039
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Kelly
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21040
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Michael
Nothing. Just hangin'. Chillin'. No agenda. Would you consider hookin' me up with one of your friends?
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Kelly
Oh, all my friends are crazy. My one friend, Brianna...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21042
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21043
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Kelly
Oh, my God...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21044
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Michael
That's hilarious. What's her number?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21045
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Kelly
She's 23.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21046
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Michael
Mmm... nah, that's too young.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21047
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Kelly
Actually, I know a ton of people that I can set you up with!
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21048
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Michael
Oh.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21049
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Kelly
Some of my friends' parents, they're getting divorced now. So I think some of those, like, older ladies, they're really looking for a guy to go on a date with.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21050
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Michael
All right, time's up! Pencils down. Please pass your future Mrs. Michael Scotts forward.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21051
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Toby
Forcing your employees to set you up is not a, uh, uh, technical violation of any Dunder Mifflin rule. You know, but neither is forcing them to help you with a shot-by-shot remake of Indiana Jones. Huh-how do you make a rule book like that?
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Michael
Pammy?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21053
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Pam
I don't have anybody.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21054
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Michael
You don't have one single girlfriend?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21055
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Pam
No...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21056
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Michael
I'm not looking for a perfect 10 here, just somebody to hang out with. Just fun, healthy young woman.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21057
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Pam
Sorry.
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Michael
A kindergarten teacher, who is great with kids, maybe an ex-model, and now she wants to do something with her brain?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21059
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Pam
No, I don't, I...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21060
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Michael
How 'bout a professional volleyball player who models on the side?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21061
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Pam
I just...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21062
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Michael
You know, just a fun, guh, look, there, here, it doesn't have to be a model. I'm not, don't rule out model, but just in terms of models, there are like twenty different categories. There's face models, hand models, body models - yes.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21063
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Jim
I actually know a sex model.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21064
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Michael
Really?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21065
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Jim
Yep. Yeah. She's blind, is that a problem?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21066
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Michael
No, I am, it's all about the personality, Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21067
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21068
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Pam
Are you talking about Beverley?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21069
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Jim
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21070
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Pam
Because she's not a sex model. She's a tollbooth operator.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21071
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Jim
Oh, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21072
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Michael
Send me a picture.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 21073
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Michael
So far, these are my leads. A blind tollbooth operator and a twelve hundred pound catcher. It's a start.
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