"Chair Model" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 4, episode 10, in script order. First aired April 17, 2008.

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  1. Dwight

    That is fantastic. Thank you, thank you very much. This is just what I needed.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20899

  2. Dwight

    The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20900

  3. Michael

    She's dead? She's so young.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20901

  4. Dwight

    She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20902

  5. Michael

    Oh, God. Oh...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20903

  6. Dwight

    Why don't you sit down? Michael... come on. Here we go. Yeah.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20904

  7. Jim

    Michael, you didn't even know her.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20905

  8. Michael

    Try not to be so hurtful Jim.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20906

  9. Dwight

    Jim, how dare you.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20907

  10. Michael

    Please, not at a time like this.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20908

  11. Pam

    OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20909

  12. Michael

    Oh really? What's her name? Burger King?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20910

  13. Pam

    No, I mean it. She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20911

  14. Michael

    I don't, I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20912

  15. Pam

    I'm setting Michael up with my land lady. She's really sweet and... whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20913

  16. Michael

    No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20914

  17. Kevin

    We need to assemble the five families.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20915

  18. Michael

    No, not the five families.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20916

  19. Kevin

    We have to.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20917

  20. Kevin

    The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him 'Cool Guy Paul.' W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20918

  21. Michael

    Sorry, I don't have time for this right now. I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20919

  22. Kevin

    I'm calling the meeting anyway.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20920

  23. Michael

    Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So... behold our bachelorette. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20921

  24. Margaret

    Michael?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20922

  25. Michael

    Ugh.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20923

  26. Margaret

    Are you Michael Scott?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20924

  27. Michael

    Is who a Michael what?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20925

  28. Margaret

    Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20926

  29. Michael

    Oh, that's not, yeah I'm not... OK...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20927

  30. Coffee shop worker

    Michael? Michael? Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20928

  31. Michael

    So you get the rent checks every month and what happens next? What...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20929

  32. Margaret

    You're asking what I do with the checks that people write to me?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20930

  33. Michael

    Just making conversation.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20931

  34. Michael

    Why is it so hard to meet people? I... you know... it's uh... All I want is somebody nice and sweet and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? Why is it so hard for people like us?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20932

  35. Margaret

    I don't know.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20933

  36. Michael

    You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. Look at that.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20934

  37. Margaret

    She's beautiful.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20935

  38. Michael

    Yeah. Yeah, and you can't see her whole body. Down here, she's got a boob job. Just... she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20936

  39. Jan [on phone]

    Michael? Hello? Michael?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20937

  40. Margaret

    I'm gonna head out.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20938

  41. Michael

    Oh, OK. Well, umm... I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20939

  42. Margaret

    That's incredibly rude.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20940

  43. Michael

    Now you ruined it.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20941

  44. Bob Vance

    Where's Scott?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20942

  45. Andy

    Uh Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20943

  46. W.B. Jones

    Let's just meet back in an hour.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20944

  47. Andy

    Gentleman please. We called this meeting. Andrew Bernard is the name of me. And this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20945

  48. Kevin

    I... have... things...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20946

  49. W.B. Jones

    Alright, what do you want?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20947

  50. Andy

    Well first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is to be sitting here with you gentlemen.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20948

  51. W.B. Jones

    You have about ten seconds---

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20949

  52. Kevin

    We want our parking spaces back!

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20950

  53. Paul Faust

    Whose parking spaces?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20951

  54. Kevin

    W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office. And some people sweat too much for comfort and---

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20952

  55. Bill Cress

    Ohh... God...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20953

  56. Paul

    I don't have time for this you guys. Just give 'em back their spaces.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20954

  57. W.B. Jones

    OK.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20955

  58. Paul

    We good? OK. Could have done this over e-mail.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20956

  59. Kevin

    After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. And, and it was hard to see... It's just nice to win one.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20957

  60. Michael

    Margaret the land lady? Really Pam, is that what you think of me?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20958

  61. Pam

    She's sweet and cute. I thought you'd get along.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20959

  62. Michael

    Oh, OK, Well I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man... of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God...[walks away back to his office]

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20960

  63. Jim

    Margaret?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20961

  64. Pam

    I know.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20962

  65. Jim

    You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20963

  66. Pam

    Oh I don't care, I didn't really like that place that much anyway. I'll just move.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20964

  67. Jim

    Oh really? Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20965

  68. Pam

    Yeah, maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20966

  69. Jim

    OK, sure. Let's do it.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20967

  70. Pam

    No, I umm, well I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20968

  71. Jim

    Have I not proposed to you, yet?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20969

  72. Pam

    Hmm, I don't, know...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20970

  73. Jim

    Oh, well, that's coming.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20971

  74. Pam

    Oh, right now?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20972

  75. Jim

    No. Not gonna do it right here, that would be rather lame.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20973

  76. Pam

    OK, so then, when?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20974

  77. Jim

    Pam, I'm not gonna tell you. Hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20975

  78. Pam

    Oh, right, yeah.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20976

  79. Jim

    Wait, I'm serious. It's happening.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20977

  80. Pam

    Ohh kay.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20978

  81. Jim

    And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly. So... stay sharp.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20979

  82. Pam

    I've been warned.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20980

  83. Jim

    I am not kidding. Got it a week after we started dating.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20981

  84. Michael

    I don't know man. I was with Jan for so long. I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. It's just...

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20982

  85. Dwight

    You know what you need? Closure.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20983

  86. Michael

    You're right. What do you mean though?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20984

  87. Dwight

    There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20985

  88. Michael

    Hmm.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20986

  89. Dwight

    Come on. I'll drive.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20987

  90. Kevin

    We did it.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20988

  91. Andy

    I did it.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20989

  92. Kevin

    We got our spaces back.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20990

  93. Oscar

    Wow.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20991

  94. Pam

    Nice job.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20992

  95. Jim

    Nice.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20993

  96. Andy

    Yeah, there it is. You're welcome.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20994

  97. Andy

    Did I do this for me? No, I did this for the little guy. For Joe Sixpack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his four hundred dollar a month apartment, wonders how's he gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. Wonders how I'm gonna pay my kid's orphanage bills. That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20995

  98. Michael

    How did she die?

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20996

  99. Dwight

    I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20997

  100. Michael

    God.

    Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20998