Every line from The Office season 4, episode 10, in script order. First aired April 17, 2008.
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Dwight
That is fantastic. Thank you, thank you very much. This is just what I needed.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20899
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Dwight
The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20900
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Michael
She's dead? She's so young.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20901
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Dwight
She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20902
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Michael
Oh, God. Oh...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20903
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Dwight
Why don't you sit down? Michael... come on. Here we go. Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20904
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Jim
Michael, you didn't even know her.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20905
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Michael
Try not to be so hurtful Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20906
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Dwight
Jim, how dare you.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20907
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Michael
Please, not at a time like this.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20908
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Pam
OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20909
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Michael
Oh really? What's her name? Burger King?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20910
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Pam
No, I mean it. She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20911
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Michael
I don't, I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20912
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Pam
I'm setting Michael up with my land lady. She's really sweet and... whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20913
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Michael
No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20914
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Kevin
We need to assemble the five families.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20915
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Michael
No, not the five families.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20916
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Kevin
We have to.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20917
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Kevin
The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him 'Cool Guy Paul.' W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20918
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Michael
Sorry, I don't have time for this right now. I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20919
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Kevin
I'm calling the meeting anyway.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20920
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Michael
Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So... behold our bachelorette. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20921
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Margaret
Michael?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20922
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Michael
Ugh.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20923
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Margaret
Are you Michael Scott?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20924
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Michael
Is who a Michael what?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20925
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Margaret
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20926
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Michael
Oh, that's not, yeah I'm not... OK...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20927
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Coffee shop worker
Michael? Michael? Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20928
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Michael
So you get the rent checks every month and what happens next? What...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20929
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Margaret
You're asking what I do with the checks that people write to me?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20930
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Michael
Just making conversation.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20931
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Michael
Why is it so hard to meet people? I... you know... it's uh... All I want is somebody nice and sweet and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? Why is it so hard for people like us?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20932
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Margaret
I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20933
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Michael
You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. Look at that.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20934
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Margaret
She's beautiful.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20935
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Michael
Yeah. Yeah, and you can't see her whole body. Down here, she's got a boob job. Just... she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20936
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Jan [on phone]
Michael? Hello? Michael?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20937
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Margaret
I'm gonna head out.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20938
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Michael
Oh, OK. Well, umm... I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20939
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Margaret
That's incredibly rude.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20940
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Michael
Now you ruined it.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20941
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Bob Vance
Where's Scott?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20942
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Andy
Uh Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20943
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W.B. Jones
Let's just meet back in an hour.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20944
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Andy
Gentleman please. We called this meeting. Andrew Bernard is the name of me. And this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20945
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Kevin
I... have... things...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20946
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W.B. Jones
Alright, what do you want?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20947
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Andy
Well first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is to be sitting here with you gentlemen.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20948
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W.B. Jones
You have about ten seconds---
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20949
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Kevin
We want our parking spaces back!
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20950
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Paul Faust
Whose parking spaces?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20951
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Kevin
W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office. And some people sweat too much for comfort and---
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20952
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Bill Cress
Ohh... God...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20953
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Paul
I don't have time for this you guys. Just give 'em back their spaces.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20954
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W.B. Jones
OK.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20955
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Paul
We good? OK. Could have done this over e-mail.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20956
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Kevin
After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. And, and it was hard to see... It's just nice to win one.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20957
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Michael
Margaret the land lady? Really Pam, is that what you think of me?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20958
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Pam
She's sweet and cute. I thought you'd get along.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20959
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Michael
Oh, OK, Well I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man... of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God...[walks away back to his office]
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20960
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Jim
Margaret?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20961
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Pam
I know.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20962
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Jim
You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20963
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Pam
Oh I don't care, I didn't really like that place that much anyway. I'll just move.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20964
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Jim
Oh really? Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20965
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Pam
Yeah, maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20966
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Jim
OK, sure. Let's do it.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20967
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Pam
No, I umm, well I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20968
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Jim
Have I not proposed to you, yet?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20969
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Pam
Hmm, I don't, know...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20970
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Jim
Oh, well, that's coming.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20971
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Pam
Oh, right now?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20972
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Jim
No. Not gonna do it right here, that would be rather lame.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20973
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Pam
OK, so then, when?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20974
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Jim
Pam, I'm not gonna tell you. Hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20975
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Pam
Oh, right, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20976
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Jim
Wait, I'm serious. It's happening.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20977
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Pam
Ohh kay.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20978
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Jim
And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly. So... stay sharp.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20979
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Pam
I've been warned.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20980
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Jim
I am not kidding. Got it a week after we started dating.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20981
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Michael
I don't know man. I was with Jan for so long. I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. It's just...
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20982
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Dwight
You know what you need? Closure.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20983
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Michael
You're right. What do you mean though?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20984
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Dwight
There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20985
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Michael
Hmm.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20986
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Dwight
Come on. I'll drive.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20987
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Kevin
We did it.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20988
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Andy
I did it.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20989
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Kevin
We got our spaces back.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20990
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Oscar
Wow.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20991
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Pam
Nice job.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20992
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Jim
Nice.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20993
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Andy
Yeah, there it is. You're welcome.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20994
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Andy
Did I do this for me? No, I did this for the little guy. For Joe Sixpack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his four hundred dollar a month apartment, wonders how's he gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. Wonders how I'm gonna pay my kid's orphanage bills. That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20995
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Michael
How did she die?
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20996
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Dwight
I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20997
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Michael
God.
Season 4 · Episode 10 · Line 20998