Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 2, 2006.
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Ryan
So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11013
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Girls
Kelly Zach Braff
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11014
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Ryan
What?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11015
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Kelly
Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11016
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Ryan
They said something about Zach Braff.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11017
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Kelly
Don't even listen to them. They're so...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11018
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Ryan
No, you don't...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11019
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Pam
Very official.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11020
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Pam
I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11021
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Dwight
Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11022
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Kelly
I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11023
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Kelly's Mom
Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11024
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Kelly
Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11025
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Kelly's Mom
He's a perfect match.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11026
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Andy
Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11027
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Jim
Yep.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11028
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Andy
One. Two. Three. Shot!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11029
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Jim
Oh, Holy Mother of God.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11030
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Andy
Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11031
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Jim
Good.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11032
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Karen
Ooh.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11033
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Overhead
Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11034
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Michael
Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11035
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Kelly's Father
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11036
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Michael
Wow.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11037
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Kelly's Father
How long have you been married to the cheerleader?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11038
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Michael
Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11039
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Kelly's Mom
She is very fair.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11040
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Michael
She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11041
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Andy
One. Two. Three. Shot!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11042
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Jim
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11043
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Carol
Are you okay?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11044
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Michael
I'm going to be. Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11045
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Crowd
Awww!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11046
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Carol
Oh, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11047
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Michael
What do you say?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11048
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Carol
Can we talk about this in private?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11049
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Michael
I didn't hear you.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11050
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Carol
Can we talk about this in private?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11051
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Michael
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11052
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Michael
No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11053
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Carol
This is the ninth date, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11054
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Michael
Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11055
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Carol
I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11056
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Michael
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11057
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Carol
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11058
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Michael
Ok. Okay. Good night. Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11059
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Carol
Okay, good night, Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11060
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Michael
All right. Good night.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11061
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Ryan
Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11062
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Kelly's Mom
So you're saving money...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11063
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Ryan
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11064
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Kelly's Mom
...to start a family and home.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11065
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Ryan
Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11066
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Kelly's Father
Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11067
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Pam
Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11068
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Young Man
Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11069
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Pam
Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11070
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Pam
It's hot in there. How's the naan?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11071
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Angela
Dry. You look like you were having fun.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11072
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Pam
I am. You should come dance with us.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11073
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Angela
I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11074
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Pam
No one.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11075
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Andy
I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11076
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Karen
Andy, no acappella.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11077
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Andy
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11078
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Andy and Jim
There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11079
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Andy
Wait, wait.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11080
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Andy and Jim
the less I seek my source...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11081
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Karen
Oh, come on, guys. Please.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11082
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Andy and Jim
the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11083
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Karen
It's not good.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11084
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Andy and Jim
fi-i-i-ine!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11085
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Andy
TUNA! Are you kidding me!!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11086
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Michael
Oh, God! Oh. Wow.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11087
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Pam
Here.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11088
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Michael
That's so spicy.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11089
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11090
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Michael
Oh. You waiting for a call?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11091
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Pam
Uh... no.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11092
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Michael
Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11093
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Pam
Well, you were never really engaged.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11094
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Michael
I was in that marriage arena, though.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11095
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11096
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Michael
Yeah. Uuuuh... well.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11097
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Pam
I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11098
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Michael
We're so alike. So alike.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11099
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Pam
What are you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11100
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Michael
What are you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11101
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Pam
I'm rejecting your...
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11102
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Michael
I'm... what? I didn't
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11103
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Pam
...kiss.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11104
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Michael
Can I have a ride home?
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11105
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Pam
If you sit in the back.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11106
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Karen
Goodnight, guys.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11107
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Jim
Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11108
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Andy
No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11109
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Jim
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11110
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Jim
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11111
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Karen
Hey dummy, get in the car!
Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11112