"Diwali" Quotes (page 2)

Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 2, 2006.

279 quotes · page 2 of 3

  1. Ryan

    So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11013

  2. Girls

    Kelly Zach Braff

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11014

  3. Ryan

    What?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11015

  4. Kelly

    Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11016

  5. Ryan

    They said something about Zach Braff.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11017

  6. Kelly

    Don't even listen to them. They're so...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11018

  7. Ryan

    No, you don't...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11019

  8. Pam

    Very official.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11020

  9. Pam

    I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11021

  10. Dwight

    Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11022

  11. Kelly

    I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11023

  12. Kelly's Mom

    Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11024

  13. Kelly

    Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11025

  14. Kelly's Mom

    He's a perfect match.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11026

  15. Andy

    Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11027

  16. Jim

    Yep.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11028

  17. Andy

    One. Two. Three. Shot!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11029

  18. Jim

    Oh, Holy Mother of God.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11030

  19. Andy

    Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11031

  20. Jim

    Good.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11032

  21. Karen

    Ooh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11033

  22. Overhead

    Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11034

  23. Michael

    Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11035

  24. Kelly's Father

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11036

  25. Michael

    Wow.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11037

  26. Kelly's Father

    How long have you been married to the cheerleader?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11038

  27. Michael

    Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11039

  28. Kelly's Mom

    She is very fair.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11040

  29. Michael

    She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11041

  30. Andy

    One. Two. Three. Shot!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11042

  31. Jim

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11043

  32. Carol

    Are you okay?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11044

  33. Michael

    I'm going to be. Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11045

  34. Crowd

    Awww!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11046

  35. Carol

    Oh, Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11047

  36. Michael

    What do you say?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11048

  37. Carol

    Can we talk about this in private?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11049

  38. Michael

    I didn't hear you.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11050

  39. Carol

    Can we talk about this in private?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11051

  40. Michael

    Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11052

  41. Michael

    No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11053

  42. Carol

    This is the ninth date, Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11054

  43. Michael

    Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11055

  44. Carol

    I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11056

  45. Michael

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11057

  46. Carol

    Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11058

  47. Michael

    Ok. Okay. Good night. Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11059

  48. Carol

    Okay, good night, Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11060

  49. Michael

    All right. Good night.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11061

  50. Ryan

    Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11062

  51. Kelly's Mom

    So you're saving money...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11063

  52. Ryan

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11064

  53. Kelly's Mom

    ...to start a family and home.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11065

  54. Ryan

    Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11066

  55. Kelly's Father

    Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11067

  56. Pam

    Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11068

  57. Young Man

    Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11069

  58. Pam

    Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11070

  59. Pam

    It's hot in there. How's the naan?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11071

  60. Angela

    Dry. You look like you were having fun.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11072

  61. Pam

    I am. You should come dance with us.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11073

  62. Angela

    I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11074

  63. Pam

    No one.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11075

  64. Andy

    I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11076

  65. Karen

    Andy, no acappella.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11077

  66. Andy

    I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11078

  67. Andy and Jim

    There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11079

  68. Andy

    Wait, wait.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11080

  69. Andy and Jim

    the less I seek my source...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11081

  70. Karen

    Oh, come on, guys. Please.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11082

  71. Andy and Jim

    the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11083

  72. Karen

    It's not good.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11084

  73. Andy and Jim

    fi-i-i-ine!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11085

  74. Andy

    TUNA! Are you kidding me!!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11086

  75. Michael

    Oh, God! Oh. Wow.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11087

  76. Pam

    Here.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11088

  77. Michael

    That's so spicy.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11089

  78. Pam

    Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11090

  79. Michael

    Oh. You waiting for a call?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11091

  80. Pam

    Uh... no.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11092

  81. Michael

    Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11093

  82. Pam

    Well, you were never really engaged.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11094

  83. Michael

    I was in that marriage arena, though.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11095

  84. Pam

    Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11096

  85. Michael

    Yeah. Uuuuh... well.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11097

  86. Pam

    I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11098

  87. Michael

    We're so alike. So alike.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11099

  88. Pam

    What are you doing?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11100

  89. Michael

    What are you doing?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11101

  90. Pam

    I'm rejecting your...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11102

  91. Michael

    I'm... what? I didn't

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11103

  92. Pam

    ...kiss.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11104

  93. Michael

    Can I have a ride home?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11105

  94. Pam

    If you sit in the back.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11106

  95. Karen

    Goodnight, guys.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11107

  96. Jim

    Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11108

  97. Andy

    No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11109

  98. Jim

    Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11110

  99. Jim

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11111

  100. Karen

    Hey dummy, get in the car!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Quote 11112