"Diwali" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 2, 2006.

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  1. Ryan

    So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11013

  2. Girls

    Kelly Zach Braff

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11014

  3. Ryan

    What?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11015

  4. Kelly

    Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.

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  5. Ryan

    They said something about Zach Braff.

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  6. Kelly

    Don't even listen to them. They're so...

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  7. Ryan

    No, you don't...

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  8. Pam

    Very official.

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  9. Pam

    I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?

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  10. Dwight

    Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11022

  11. Kelly

    I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11023

  12. Kelly's Mom

    Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11024

  13. Kelly

    Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...

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  14. Kelly's Mom

    He's a perfect match.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11026

  15. Andy

    Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11027

  16. Jim

    Yep.

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  17. Andy

    One. Two. Three. Shot!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11029

  18. Jim

    Oh, Holy Mother of God.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11030

  19. Andy

    Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11031

  20. Jim

    Good.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11032

  21. Karen

    Ooh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11033

  22. Overhead

    Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11034

  23. Michael

    Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11035

  24. Kelly's Father

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11036

  25. Michael

    Wow.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11037

  26. Kelly's Father

    How long have you been married to the cheerleader?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11038

  27. Michael

    Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!

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  28. Kelly's Mom

    She is very fair.

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  29. Michael

    She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!

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  30. Andy

    One. Two. Three. Shot!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11042

  31. Jim

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11043

  32. Carol

    Are you okay?

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  33. Michael

    I'm going to be. Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11045

  34. Crowd

    Awww!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11046

  35. Carol

    Oh, Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11047

  36. Michael

    What do you say?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11048

  37. Carol

    Can we talk about this in private?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11049

  38. Michael

    I didn't hear you.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11050

  39. Carol

    Can we talk about this in private?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11051

  40. Michael

    Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11052

  41. Michael

    No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...

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  42. Carol

    This is the ninth date, Michael.

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  43. Michael

    Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.

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  44. Carol

    I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11056

  45. Michael

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11057

  46. Carol

    Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11058

  47. Michael

    Ok. Okay. Good night. Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11059

  48. Carol

    Okay, good night, Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11060

  49. Michael

    All right. Good night.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11061

  50. Ryan

    Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11062

  51. Kelly's Mom

    So you're saving money...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11063

  52. Ryan

    Yes.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11064

  53. Kelly's Mom

    ...to start a family and home.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11065

  54. Ryan

    Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11066

  55. Kelly's Father

    Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11067

  56. Pam

    Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11068

  57. Young Man

    Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11069

  58. Pam

    Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11070

  59. Pam

    It's hot in there. How's the naan?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11071

  60. Angela

    Dry. You look like you were having fun.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11072

  61. Pam

    I am. You should come dance with us.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11073

  62. Angela

    I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11074

  63. Pam

    No one.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11075

  64. Andy

    I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11076

  65. Karen

    Andy, no acappella.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11077

  66. Andy

    I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11078

  67. Andy and Jim

    There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11079

  68. Andy

    Wait, wait.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11080

  69. Andy and Jim

    the less I seek my source...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11081

  70. Karen

    Oh, come on, guys. Please.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11082

  71. Andy and Jim

    the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11083

  72. Karen

    It's not good.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11084

  73. Andy and Jim

    fi-i-i-ine!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11085

  74. Andy

    TUNA! Are you kidding me!!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11086

  75. Michael

    Oh, God! Oh. Wow.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11087

  76. Pam

    Here.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11088

  77. Michael

    That's so spicy.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11089

  78. Pam

    Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11090

  79. Michael

    Oh. You waiting for a call?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11091

  80. Pam

    Uh... no.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11092

  81. Michael

    Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11093

  82. Pam

    Well, you were never really engaged.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11094

  83. Michael

    I was in that marriage arena, though.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11095

  84. Pam

    Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11096

  85. Michael

    Yeah. Uuuuh... well.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11097

  86. Pam

    I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11098

  87. Michael

    We're so alike. So alike.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11099

  88. Pam

    What are you doing?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11100

  89. Michael

    What are you doing?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11101

  90. Pam

    I'm rejecting your...

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11102

  91. Michael

    I'm... what? I didn't

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11103

  92. Pam

    ...kiss.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11104

  93. Michael

    Can I have a ride home?

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11105

  94. Pam

    If you sit in the back.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11106

  95. Karen

    Goodnight, guys.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11107

  96. Jim

    Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11108

  97. Andy

    No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11109

  98. Jim

    Okay.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11110

  99. Jim

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11111

  100. Karen

    Hey dummy, get in the car!

    Season 3 · Episode 6 · Line 11112