Every line from The Office season 3, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 2, 2006.
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Ryan
So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?
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Girls
Kelly Zach Braff
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Ryan
What?
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Kelly
Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.
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Ryan
They said something about Zach Braff.
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Kelly
Don't even listen to them. They're so...
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Ryan
No, you don't...
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Pam
Very official.
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Pam
I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?
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Dwight
Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!
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Kelly
I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!
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Kelly's Mom
Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.
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Kelly
Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...
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Kelly's Mom
He's a perfect match.
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Andy
Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?
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Jim
Yep.
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Andy
One. Two. Three. Shot!
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Jim
Oh, Holy Mother of God.
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Andy
Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...
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Jim
Good.
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Karen
Ooh.
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Overhead
Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.
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Michael
Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?
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Kelly's Father
Yes.
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Michael
Wow.
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Kelly's Father
How long have you been married to the cheerleader?
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Michael
Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!
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Kelly's Mom
She is very fair.
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Michael
She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!
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Andy
One. Two. Three. Shot!
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Jim
Oh.
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Carol
Are you okay?
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Michael
I'm going to be. Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.
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Crowd
Awww!
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Carol
Oh, Michael.
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Michael
What do you say?
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Carol
Can we talk about this in private?
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Michael
I didn't hear you.
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Carol
Can we talk about this in private?
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Michael
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.
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Michael
No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...
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Carol
This is the ninth date, Michael.
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Michael
Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.
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Carol
I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?
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Michael
Yes.
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Carol
Okay.
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Michael
Ok. Okay. Good night. Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.
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Carol
Okay, good night, Michael.
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Michael
All right. Good night.
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Ryan
Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.
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Kelly's Mom
So you're saving money...
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Ryan
Yes.
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Kelly's Mom
...to start a family and home.
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Ryan
Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.
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Kelly's Father
Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?
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Pam
Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.
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Young Man
Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?
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Pam
Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?
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Pam
It's hot in there. How's the naan?
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Angela
Dry. You look like you were having fun.
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Pam
I am. You should come dance with us.
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Angela
I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?
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Pam
No one.
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Andy
I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...
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Karen
Andy, no acappella.
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Andy
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.
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Andy and Jim
There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line
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Andy
Wait, wait.
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Andy and Jim
the less I seek my source...
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Karen
Oh, come on, guys. Please.
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Andy and Jim
the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..
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Karen
It's not good.
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Andy and Jim
fi-i-i-ine!
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Andy
TUNA! Are you kidding me!!
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Michael
Oh, God! Oh. Wow.
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Pam
Here.
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Michael
That's so spicy.
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Pam
Yeah.
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Michael
Oh. You waiting for a call?
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Pam
Uh... no.
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Michael
Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.
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Pam
Well, you were never really engaged.
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Michael
I was in that marriage arena, though.
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Pam
Yeah.
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Michael
Yeah. Uuuuh... well.
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Pam
I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.
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Michael
We're so alike. So alike.
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Pam
What are you doing?
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Michael
What are you doing?
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Pam
I'm rejecting your...
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Michael
I'm... what? I didn't
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Pam
...kiss.
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Michael
Can I have a ride home?
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Pam
If you sit in the back.
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Karen
Goodnight, guys.
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Jim
Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.
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Andy
No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.
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Jim
Okay.
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Jim
Oh.
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Karen
Hey dummy, get in the car!
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