Every line from The Office season 3, episode 16, in script order. First aired February 15, 2007.
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14205
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Michael
OK. Do you want me to repeat that?
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14206
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Jim
No, I got it.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14207
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Creed
[motions to phyllis's desk]
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Stanley
She's on her honeymoon. She won't be back for six weeks.
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Creed
I'll wait.
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Meredith
Here's a joke for you. Why did Pam hook up with Roy at Phyllis's wedding?
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14211
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Angela
Don't Meredith.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14212
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Meredith
You ready?
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14213
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Oscar
You know I don't like to participate in the...
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Meredith
Why did Pam hook up with Roy at Phyllis's wedding?
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Oscar
Really, it's just that I don't like to participate...
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Meredith
Grow up.
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Oscar
It's just... I'm sorry... It's gossip, and I don't think it's healthy.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14218
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Meredith
Get over yourself.
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Oscar
Well, I'm not going to get over myself... it's wrong.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14220
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Meredith
Because Roy use to...... with the rice......
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Oscar
That's disgusting.
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Meredith
I know.
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Michael
Everybody please stand, and get up on your desks. Just stand right up.
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Ryan
Michael it's not... It's not...
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Michael
That's, yep a little flimsy. Umm... OK... Ahh... Alright, no more desks. Oh OK.
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Michael
I have a lot of big ideas, and the trick is to get it out of my brain and into theirs, in a way that is easy to swallow. Simple... Kids love candy bars.
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Michael
Lets try a little... Little social experiment here. Raise your hands if you like to buy things. OK, I see some people who like to buy things. You're it, you are the reason this world rolls along, give yourselves a round of applause. Say, say you want to start a business, and business is all about buying and selling, is it not? So say you want to sell lemonade, or stickers. Something you have to keep in mind, you must, and you might want to jot this down, you must sell the stickers for more than you bought the stickers for.
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Student 1
How have you adopted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?
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Michael
Oh, Oh, I take umbrage to that premise...ses. Umm, let me ask you this: How many people exist in the world? Over forty billion. What are they going to be writing on... rocks? Any one else? Yep.
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Student 2
Just following up on that first question...
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Michael
No no no no no. Never follow, always lead.
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Student 2
OK.
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Michael
OK.
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Student 2
New question.
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Michael
Very good.
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Student 2
In the digital age...
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Michael
OK.
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Student 2
... email...
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Michael
Bop bop de Bope bop bop bop bop bop. You only have me for a limited time... Yes.
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Student 3
Do you believe your high fixed cost are warranted given your diminishing market share.
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Michael
How can I put this? That question makes you sound gay.
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Karen
[Karen sees Pam's art show flyer on the cabinet door, she looks around to make sure no one is looking, then proceeds to rip in down, Oscar comes out of the bathroom, Karen acts like she was just looking at it and then walks out of the kitchen]
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Dwight
BAT!
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Meredith
[comes out of the bathroom... screams... runs back into the bathroom]
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Dwight
What is a leader? I asked Jim that, and he said he had never heard the word before. In America, in 2007. He said he knew the word ladder... What an ignoramous.
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Meredith
I really want to come out.
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Dwight
You want rabies? Be my guest.
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Pam
Should be fun.
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Kevin
Your name looks really nice.
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Creed
Goodnight Mary-Beth.
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Kelly
Hope she's OK.
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Angela
Just goes to show the power of prayer.
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Kelly
You prayed for this?
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Angela
In a general sense.
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Kenny
So cool you're back with Roy. Maybe we can rent that cabin on the lake again this summer.
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Pam
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Season 3 · Episode 16 · Line 14257
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Kenny
There'll be two of you and only one of me this time, since Denise left me. So I think it's fair I only pay a third.
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Pam
Yeah that seems fair.
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