Every line from The Office season 3, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 11, 2007.
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Jim
Well, I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13297
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Dwight
My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart. She could be a model or a college professor which is intimidating to a lot of guys.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13298
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Jim
We should go on a double date.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13299
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Dwight
No thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13300
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Jan
Dwight's name is on the security sign-in sheet, but I don't know who he met with. And where it asks to state your business, he wrote 'Beeswax. Not yours, Inc.'
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13301
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Michael
I knew it.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13302
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Andy
Oh, doggie.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13303
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Karen
Hey, do you want to grab a coffee?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13304
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Jim
Sure. Look at you!
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13305
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Karen
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13306
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Jim
Beesley, coffee?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13307
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Pam
No, thanks. I had some already.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13308
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Jim
All right.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13309
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Pam
Oh, but, hey, Jim.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13310
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13311
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Pam
I won an art contest today.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13312
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Jim
No way! All right Pam. Congratulations.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13313
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Pam
Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13314
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Jim
Which one was it?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13315
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Pam
I sent in one of my watercolors.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13316
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Jim
Cool.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13317
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Pam
It was the new one I did.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13318
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Jim
Oh
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13319
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Karen
You ready Jim?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13320
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Jim
Yeah. Can I see it when I get back?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13321
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13322
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Jim
Congratulations.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13323
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Pam
Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13324
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Jim
Big deal.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13325
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Dwight
Hey, we nailed the sale!
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13326
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Michael
Where were you this morning?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13327
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Dwight
I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13328
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Michael
Why do you lie, liar?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13329
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Dwight
I am not a liar.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13330
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Michael
You are lying right now.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13331
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Andy
It sure seems like he is lying.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13332
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Dwight
Stay out of this, you!
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13333
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Michael
I know that you went to corporate this morning, and I know that you lied about it. And given our history, I need you tell me this instant exactly what you were doing.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13334
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Dwight
Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13335
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Michael
Ok, you know what? I want you to think about your future in this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13336
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Dwight
That's what she said.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13337
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Michael
Don't. Don't you dare. I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13338
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Dwight
It's going to be ok.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13339
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Angela
How is going to be ok, Dwight? Everyone will know our business.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13340
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Dwight
That's not the worst thing in the world. I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. It won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13341
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Angela
I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13342
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Dwight
Well, I don't have a lot of choices.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13343
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Karen
So, let me ask you a question.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13344
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Jim
Ok.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13345
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Karen
Did you ever have a thing for Pam?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13346
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Jim
Pam? Did I ever have a 'thing' for her? No, why? Did she say something?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13347
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Karen
I moved here from Connecticut...
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Jim
Yeah. Ok, here's the ... I had a crush on her before I left. And I told her about it and she didn't feel the same way. So, it didn't amount to anything, and I left. I'm really glad you're here. 'Kay?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13349
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Karen
Kay.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13350
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Dwight
Ahem-hem-hem. May I have your attention please? This will only take a moment of your time. Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown and I will meet my new challenges head-on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It has been a pleasure working with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon but remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. In other words, I am quitting. So... .
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13351
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Andy
Oompa-Loompa Doompity-Dawesome, Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not. He was a total douche. Doompity-doomp.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13352
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Dwight
I would like to give the rest of my belongings to Michael Scott. Just take them. Except this.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13353
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Michael
Good luck.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13354
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Ryan
Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much, but, he will be missed.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13355
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Angela
Dwight, from sales, was one of the most honorable and efficient employees this company has ever had.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13356
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Dwight
One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13357
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Jim
Hey man.
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13358
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Karen
What happened on your sales call?
Season 3 · Episode 12 · Line 13359
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Andy
Um, am I happy the way things turned out? Oh, well, happy's such an ugly word. But, um, I saw what needed to be done and I did it and now I'm thrilled. So, it's pretty... Hello? Pretty good.
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