Every line from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.
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Christian
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4391
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Michael
It's bad.
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Christian
It's terrible.
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Michael
It, you know what, it really is.
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Jan
Uh-
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Christian
I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.
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Michael
Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4397
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Jim
So, I guess I'll see you in ten hours.
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Pam
What are you going to do with your time off?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4399
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Jim
Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4400
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Pam
You have new music?
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Jim
Yeah. Definitely.
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Michael
See ya.
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Jan
Bye... thanks. Yes!
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Michael
We did it!
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Jan
We got it!
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Michael
Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4407
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Jan
I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4408
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Michael
What!?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4409
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Jan
Let's go.
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Michael
Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. Oh-ok.
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Dwight
Michael? Michael? Michael? His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. Who's this? Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4412
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Michael
Morning, Pam. Hey.
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Michael
No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4414
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Michael
Hello, Dwight.
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Dwight
Did you do her?
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Michael
Who.
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Dwight
Jan Levinson-Gould.
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Michael
Uh, no, no, no Gould.
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Dwight
Did you do her?
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Michael
This is none of your affair because she is your boss-
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Dwight
And she is your boss.
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Michael
And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. Jan, I defend your honor. Is that all?
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Jim
Jan didn't come back for her car last night.
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Pam
What!?
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Jim
Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?
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Pam
Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4427
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Jim
No way.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4428
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Pam
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Michael
I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question: do I do it as the man? Does she do it as my superior? I don't know. That leads to other issues that we may have in our relationship. It's, uh, Excuse me. Hello? Hi! Just talking about you. The camera? No. Uh huh. How's traffic? I miss you. What. Ok. Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake. No. Would you excuse me? No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. Um hmm. No, no. This is just a fight. This is just a first fight of many fights we're gonna have. Right. No. Wha-so-I don't understand, you wanna see other people. Only other people. Wh-why, ok, I think you're still a little bit drunk Excuse me? Excuse me?! I think you're, yes, why don't you just come back here, go to the hotel, have a few drinks and-no, no. I didn't slip you something!
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Jim
Some might even say that we had our first date last night.
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Pam
Oh, really?
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Jim
Really.
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Pam
Why might some say that?
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Jim
Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.
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Pam
Uh hmm.
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Jim
Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.
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Pam
We didn't dance.
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Jim
You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.
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Pam
Swaying isn't dancing.
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Jim
Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.
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Pam
I have some faxes to get out.
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Jim
Oh, come on, Pam. I-
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Jim
Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?
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Michael
Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4445
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Pam
Hmm...
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Michael
Doctor David Friendly's Egg Yolk Diet. It's, it's kind of unique. It's just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese. And, um, what you do, you don't just have the egg yolks, it's not like a Rocky thing. You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers and I, it's just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth. I don't even, I don't even use a plate anymore. Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg I know, I know! But you know what? It's perfect. I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what? Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing. The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this... I, well, the melon baller was my idea.
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Kevin
Most of that is good.
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Michael
Not today, Kevin. Cannot be around carbs today. You know what one loaf of bread would do to my abs?
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Jan
I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.
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Michael
Uh huh.
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Jan
And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I've also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m.
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Michael
Conflict!
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Jan
What?
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Michael
I have a conflict with that.
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Jan
What do you mean?
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Michael
Uh, I have a pajama party. At the Playboy Mansion. With the bunnies.
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Jan
Michael. I need you to take this seriously.
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Michael
I can't get out of it!
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Jan
Michael-
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Michael
Ok, alright.
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Jan
Are you hearing me?
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Michael
I'm hearing you, meeting confirmed.
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Jan
This is a very important-
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Michael
Meeting confirmed. Would you like your confirmation number? Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once.
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Jan
I'll see you in ten minutes.
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Michael
42897. Ok.
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Michael
What is a closer? A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done. And that is me. A B C, always be closing. Glen Garry, Glen Ross. 'Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads.' 'No way, they're just for closers.' 'Do you know who you're talking to?' 'I'm Michael Scott.' 'Really? Well, take any lead you want.' 'No thanks, I don't need 'em.' Because I have a client list right here in my computer. So suck on that.
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Jim
Hey.
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Pam
Hi.
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Jim
What are you doing?
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Pam
I don't know, I think I was just staring at my desk.
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Jim
Really? Do you wanna get back to that? I could go. I should go.
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Pam
Yeah, do you mind leaving?
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Jim
No, not at all.
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Pam
It's very important.
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Jim
Uh hmm.
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Pam
Thank you.
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Jim
Sure.
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Phyllis
Do you think they'll get the account. How come you never answer me?
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Stanley
I'm sorry, Phyllis. No, I don't think they'll get the account.
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Jim
Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.
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Dwight
A kick and a chop are two totally different things.
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Jim
Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.
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Dwight
It doesn't make any sense.
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Oscar
Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense.
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Ryan
Don't jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!
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Jim
Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.
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Pam
Oh! So close to retirement.
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Jim
Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.
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