"The Client" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.

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  1. Christian

    I know.

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  2. Michael

    It's bad.

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  3. Christian

    It's terrible.

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  4. Michael

    It, you know what, it really is.

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  5. Jan

    Uh-

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  6. Christian

    I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.

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  7. Michael

    Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?

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  8. Jim

    So, I guess I'll see you in ten hours.

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  9. Pam

    What are you going to do with your time off?

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  10. Jim

    Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.

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  11. Pam

    You have new music?

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  12. Jim

    Yeah. Definitely.

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  13. Michael

    See ya.

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  14. Jan

    Bye... thanks. Yes!

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  15. Michael

    We did it!

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  16. Jan

    We got it!

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  17. Michael

    Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.

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  18. Jan

    I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.

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  19. Michael

    What!?

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  20. Jan

    Let's go.

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  21. Michael

    Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. Oh-ok.

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  22. Dwight

    Michael? Michael? Michael? His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. Who's this? Jan?

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  23. Michael

    Morning, Pam. Hey.

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  24. Michael

    No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.

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  25. Michael

    Hello, Dwight.

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  26. Dwight

    Did you do her?

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  27. Michael

    Who.

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  28. Dwight

    Jan Levinson-Gould.

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  29. Michael

    Uh, no, no, no Gould.

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  30. Dwight

    Did you do her?

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  31. Michael

    This is none of your affair because she is your boss-

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  32. Dwight

    And she is your boss.

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  33. Michael

    And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. Jan, I defend your honor. Is that all?

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  34. Jim

    Jan didn't come back for her car last night.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4424

  35. Pam

    What!?

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  36. Jim

    Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4426

  37. Pam

    Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.

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  38. Jim

    No way.

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  39. Pam

    Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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  40. Michael

    I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question: do I do it as the man? Does she do it as my superior? I don't know. That leads to other issues that we may have in our relationship. It's, uh, Excuse me. Hello? Hi! Just talking about you. The camera? No. Uh huh. How's traffic? I miss you. What. Ok. Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake. No. Would you excuse me? No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. Um hmm. No, no. This is just a fight. This is just a first fight of many fights we're gonna have. Right. No. Wha-so-I don't understand, you wanna see other people. Only other people. Wh-why, ok, I think you're still a little bit drunk Excuse me? Excuse me?! I think you're, yes, why don't you just come back here, go to the hotel, have a few drinks and-no, no. I didn't slip you something!

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  41. Jim

    Some might even say that we had our first date last night.

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  42. Pam

    Oh, really?

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  43. Jim

    Really.

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  44. Pam

    Why might some say that?

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  45. Jim

    Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.

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  46. Pam

    Uh hmm.

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  47. Jim

    Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.

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  48. Pam

    We didn't dance.

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  49. Jim

    You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.

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  50. Pam

    Swaying isn't dancing.

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  51. Jim

    Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.

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  52. Pam

    I have some faxes to get out.

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  53. Jim

    Oh, come on, Pam. I-

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  54. Jim

    Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?

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  55. Michael

    Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?

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  56. Pam

    Hmm...

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  57. Michael

    Doctor David Friendly's Egg Yolk Diet. It's, it's kind of unique. It's just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese. And, um, what you do, you don't just have the egg yolks, it's not like a Rocky thing. You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers and I, it's just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth. I don't even, I don't even use a plate anymore. Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg I know, I know! But you know what? It's perfect. I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what? Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing. The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this... I, well, the melon baller was my idea.

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  58. Kevin

    Most of that is good.

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  59. Michael

    Not today, Kevin. Cannot be around carbs today. You know what one loaf of bread would do to my abs?

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  60. Jan

    I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.

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  61. Michael

    Uh huh.

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  62. Jan

    And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I've also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m.

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  63. Michael

    Conflict!

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  64. Jan

    What?

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  65. Michael

    I have a conflict with that.

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  66. Jan

    What do you mean?

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  67. Michael

    Uh, I have a pajama party. At the Playboy Mansion. With the bunnies.

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  68. Jan

    Michael. I need you to take this seriously.

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  69. Michael

    I can't get out of it!

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  70. Jan

    Michael-

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  71. Michael

    Ok, alright.

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  72. Jan

    Are you hearing me?

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  73. Michael

    I'm hearing you, meeting confirmed.

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  74. Jan

    This is a very important-

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  75. Michael

    Meeting confirmed. Would you like your confirmation number? Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once.

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  76. Jan

    I'll see you in ten minutes.

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  77. Michael

    42897. Ok.

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  78. Michael

    What is a closer? A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done. And that is me. A B C, always be closing. Glen Garry, Glen Ross. 'Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads.' 'No way, they're just for closers.' 'Do you know who you're talking to?' 'I'm Michael Scott.' 'Really? Well, take any lead you want.' 'No thanks, I don't need 'em.' Because I have a client list right here in my computer. So suck on that.

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  79. Jim

    Hey.

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  80. Pam

    Hi.

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  81. Jim

    What are you doing?

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  82. Pam

    I don't know, I think I was just staring at my desk.

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  83. Jim

    Really? Do you wanna get back to that? I could go. I should go.

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  84. Pam

    Yeah, do you mind leaving?

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  85. Jim

    No, not at all.

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  86. Pam

    It's very important.

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  87. Jim

    Uh hmm.

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  88. Pam

    Thank you.

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  89. Jim

    Sure.

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  90. Phyllis

    Do you think they'll get the account. How come you never answer me?

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  91. Stanley

    I'm sorry, Phyllis. No, I don't think they'll get the account.

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  92. Jim

    Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.

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  93. Dwight

    A kick and a chop are two totally different things.

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  94. Jim

    Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.

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  95. Dwight

    It doesn't make any sense.

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  96. Oscar

    Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense.

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  97. Ryan

    Don't jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!

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  98. Jim

    Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.

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  99. Pam

    Oh! So close to retirement.

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  100. Jim

    Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.

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