Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.
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Christian
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4391
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Michael
It's bad.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4392
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Christian
It's terrible.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4393
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Michael
It, you know what, it really is.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4394
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Jan
Uh-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4395
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Christian
I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4396
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Michael
Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4397
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Jim
So, I guess I'll see you in ten hours.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4398
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Pam
What are you going to do with your time off?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4399
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Jim
Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4400
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Pam
You have new music?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4401
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Jim
Yeah. Definitely.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4402
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Michael
See ya.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4403
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Jan
Bye... thanks. Yes!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4404
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Michael
We did it!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4405
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Jan
We got it!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4406
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Michael
Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4407
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Jan
I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4408
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Michael
What!?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4409
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Jan
Let's go.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4410
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Michael
Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. Oh-ok.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4411
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Dwight
Michael? Michael? Michael? His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. Who's this? Jan?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4412
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Michael
Morning, Pam. Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4413
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Michael
No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4414
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Michael
Hello, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4415
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Dwight
Did you do her?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4416
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Michael
Who.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4417
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Dwight
Jan Levinson-Gould.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4418
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Michael
Uh, no, no, no Gould.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4419
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Dwight
Did you do her?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4420
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Michael
This is none of your affair because she is your boss-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4421
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Dwight
And she is your boss.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4422
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Michael
And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. Jan, I defend your honor. Is that all?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4423
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Jim
Jan didn't come back for her car last night.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4424
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Pam
What!?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4425
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Jim
Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4426
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Pam
Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4427
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Jim
No way.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4428
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Pam
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4429
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Michael
I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question: do I do it as the man? Does she do it as my superior? I don't know. That leads to other issues that we may have in our relationship. It's, uh, Excuse me. Hello? Hi! Just talking about you. The camera? No. Uh huh. How's traffic? I miss you. What. Ok. Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake. No. Would you excuse me? No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. Um hmm. No, no. This is just a fight. This is just a first fight of many fights we're gonna have. Right. No. Wha-so-I don't understand, you wanna see other people. Only other people. Wh-why, ok, I think you're still a little bit drunk Excuse me? Excuse me?! I think you're, yes, why don't you just come back here, go to the hotel, have a few drinks and-no, no. I didn't slip you something!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4430
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Jim
Some might even say that we had our first date last night.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4431
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Pam
Oh, really?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4432
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Jim
Really.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4433
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Pam
Why might some say that?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4434
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Jim
Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4435
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Pam
Uh hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4436
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Jim
Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4437
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Pam
We didn't dance.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4438
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Jim
You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4439
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Pam
Swaying isn't dancing.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4440
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Jim
Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4441
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Pam
I have some faxes to get out.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4442
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Jim
Oh, come on, Pam. I-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4443
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Jim
Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4444
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Michael
Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4445
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Pam
Hmm...
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4446
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Michael
Doctor David Friendly's Egg Yolk Diet. It's, it's kind of unique. It's just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese. And, um, what you do, you don't just have the egg yolks, it's not like a Rocky thing. You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers and I, it's just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth. I don't even, I don't even use a plate anymore. Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg I know, I know! But you know what? It's perfect. I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what? Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing. The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this... I, well, the melon baller was my idea.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4447
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Kevin
Most of that is good.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4448
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Michael
Not today, Kevin. Cannot be around carbs today. You know what one loaf of bread would do to my abs?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4449
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Jan
I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4450
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Michael
Uh huh.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4451
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Jan
And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I've also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4452
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Michael
Conflict!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4453
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Jan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4454
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Michael
I have a conflict with that.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4455
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Jan
What do you mean?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4456
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Michael
Uh, I have a pajama party. At the Playboy Mansion. With the bunnies.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4457
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Jan
Michael. I need you to take this seriously.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4458
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Michael
I can't get out of it!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4459
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Jan
Michael-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4460
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Michael
Ok, alright.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4461
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Jan
Are you hearing me?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4462
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Michael
I'm hearing you, meeting confirmed.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4463
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Jan
This is a very important-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4464
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Michael
Meeting confirmed. Would you like your confirmation number? Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4465
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Jan
I'll see you in ten minutes.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4466
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Michael
42897. Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4467
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Michael
What is a closer? A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done. And that is me. A B C, always be closing. Glen Garry, Glen Ross. 'Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads.' 'No way, they're just for closers.' 'Do you know who you're talking to?' 'I'm Michael Scott.' 'Really? Well, take any lead you want.' 'No thanks, I don't need 'em.' Because I have a client list right here in my computer. So suck on that.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4468
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Jim
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4469
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Pam
Hi.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4470
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Jim
What are you doing?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4471
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Pam
I don't know, I think I was just staring at my desk.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4472
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Jim
Really? Do you wanna get back to that? I could go. I should go.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4473
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Pam
Yeah, do you mind leaving?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4474
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Jim
No, not at all.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4475
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Pam
It's very important.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4476
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Jim
Uh hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4477
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4478
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Jim
Sure.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4479
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Phyllis
Do you think they'll get the account. How come you never answer me?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4480
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Stanley
I'm sorry, Phyllis. No, I don't think they'll get the account.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4481
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Jim
Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4482
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Dwight
A kick and a chop are two totally different things.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4483
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Jim
Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4484
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Dwight
It doesn't make any sense.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4485
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Oscar
Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4486
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Ryan
Don't jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4487
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Jim
Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4488
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Pam
Oh! So close to retirement.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4489
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Jim
Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4490