"The Client" Quotes

Every line from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.

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  1. Ryan

    Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.

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  2. Jim

    No. They're in the conference room.

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  3. Ryan

    Good.

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  4. Pam

    Wait, are those Michael's Levis?

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  5. Ryan

    Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?

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  6. Pam

    Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.

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  7. Pam

    I'll take those. Thanks.

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  8. Jan

    This is a projection of the county's needs...

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  9. Michael

    Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.

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  10. Jan

    Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...

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  11. Jim

    So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. Years.

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  12. Jan

    So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-

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  13. Michael

    I changed it. To Chili's.

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  14. Jan

    Excuse me?

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  15. Michael

    Radisson just gives out this vibe, 'Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson'. It's kind of snooty. So.

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  16. Jan

    You had no right to do that, Michael.

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  17. Michael

    Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.

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  18. Jan

    It said that.

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  19. Michael

    It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4209

  20. Jan

    Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4210

  21. Michael

    Uh huh, uh huh. Power trip.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4211

  22. Jan

    What?

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  23. Oscar

    She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4213

  24. Jim

    No...

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  25. Oscar

    Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.

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  26. Toby

    That is unbelievable.

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  27. Pam

    What is going on?

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  28. Jim

    We are doing worst first dates.

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  29. Pam

    Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4219

  30. Oscar

    Ok, that's a joke.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4220

  31. Pam

    No, they had to come back for me.

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  32. Jim

    Wait, when was this?

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  33. Pam

    Umm... it was not that long ago.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4223

  34. Kelly

    Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.

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  35. Jim

    I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.

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  36. Michael

    Ok, let's do this thing. Wish us luck.

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  37. Dwight

    Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.

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  38. Jan

    Thank you.

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  39. Michael

    Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.

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  40. Jan

    Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4230

  41. Michael

    Well...

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  42. Jan

    Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?

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  43. Michael

    No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. Adios!

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  44. Jan

    So which way is Chili's?

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  45. Michael

    Uh, I'll drive.

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  46. Jan

    Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.

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  47. Michael

    It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?

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  48. Jan

    I know Scranton.

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  49. Michael

    At all!

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  50. Jan

    Alright.

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  51. Michael

    You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-

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  52. Jan

    If it's a couple blocks away-

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  53. Michael

    Dar de dar.

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  54. Jan

    Ok.

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  55. Michael

    Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.

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  56. Michael

    We should come up with a signal of some sort.

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  57. Jan

    Why would we need a signal?

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  58. Michael

    Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-

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  59. Jan

    What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?

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  60. Michael

    Well, I... it could be either of us.

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  61. Jan

    You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.

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  62. Michael

    Yeees.

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  63. Michael

    Hello? Christian?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4253

  64. Christian

    Yes.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4254

  65. Michael

    Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.

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  66. Jan

    Just Jan Levinson.

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  67. Michael

    No Gould?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4257

  68. Jan

    No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4258

  69. Christian

    No, not long.

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  70. Michael

    Uh, Jan, what happened?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4260

  71. Jan

    Michael.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4261

  72. Michael

    Is Gould dead? What uh-

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  73. Jan

    Michael, we got divorced, ok? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4263

  74. Michael

    Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4264

  75. Jan

    Michael. Uh, could we have a table for three, please?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4265

  76. Michael

    When did this happen?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4266

  77. Jan

    We're in a meeting.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4267

  78. Michael

    Ok.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4268

  79. Hostess

    This way, please.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4269

  80. Jan

    Christian.

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  81. Michael

    Alright, after you.

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4271

  82. Christian

    Thank you.

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  83. Michael

    [mouths 'Wow' to the camera]

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4273

  84. Jan

    I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.

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  85. Christian

    Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-

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  86. Michael

    Awesome blossom.

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  87. Jan

    What?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4277

  88. Michael

    I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?

    Season 2 · Episode 7 · Line 4278

  89. Christian

    Sure.

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  90. Michael

    Ok, it's done. Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.

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  91. Jan

    So-

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  92. Michael

    I heard a-

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  93. Jan

    If you have a-

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  94. Michael

    Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?

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  95. Jan

    Christian, you don't have to listen to this.

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  96. Christian

    It's ok, I like jokes.

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  97. Michael

    Ok.

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  98. Jan

    Just the one.

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  99. Michael

    Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.

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  100. Pam

    Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.

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