Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.
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Ryan
Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4191
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Jim
No. They're in the conference room.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4192
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Ryan
Good.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4193
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Pam
Wait, are those Michael's Levis?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4194
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Ryan
Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4195
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Pam
Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4196
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Pam
I'll take those. Thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4197
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Jan
This is a projection of the county's needs...
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4198
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Michael
Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4199
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Jan
Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4200
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Jim
So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. Years.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4201
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Jan
So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4202
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Michael
I changed it. To Chili's.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4203
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Jan
Excuse me?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4204
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Michael
Radisson just gives out this vibe, 'Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson'. It's kind of snooty. So.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4205
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Jan
You had no right to do that, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4206
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Michael
Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4207
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Jan
It said that.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4208
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Michael
It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4209
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Jan
Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4210
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Michael
Uh huh, uh huh. Power trip.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4211
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Jan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4212
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Oscar
She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4213
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Jim
No...
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4214
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Oscar
Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4215
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Toby
That is unbelievable.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4216
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Pam
What is going on?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4217
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Jim
We are doing worst first dates.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4218
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Pam
Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4219
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Oscar
Ok, that's a joke.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4220
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Pam
No, they had to come back for me.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4221
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Jim
Wait, when was this?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4222
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Pam
Umm... it was not that long ago.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4223
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Kelly
Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4224
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Jim
I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4225
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Michael
Ok, let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4226
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Dwight
Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4227
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Jan
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4228
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Michael
Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4229
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Jan
Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4230
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Michael
Well...
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4231
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Jan
Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4232
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Michael
No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. Adios!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4233
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Jan
So which way is Chili's?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4234
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Michael
Uh, I'll drive.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4235
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Jan
Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4236
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Michael
It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4237
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Jan
I know Scranton.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4238
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Michael
At all!
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4239
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Jan
Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4240
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Michael
You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4241
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Jan
If it's a couple blocks away-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4242
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Michael
Dar de dar.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4243
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Jan
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4244
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Michael
Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4245
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Michael
We should come up with a signal of some sort.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4246
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Jan
Why would we need a signal?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4247
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Michael
Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4248
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Jan
What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4249
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Michael
Well, I... it could be either of us.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4250
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Jan
You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4251
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Michael
Yeees.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4252
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Michael
Hello? Christian?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4253
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Christian
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4254
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Michael
Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4255
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Jan
Just Jan Levinson.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4256
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Michael
No Gould?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4257
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Jan
No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4258
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Christian
No, not long.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4259
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Michael
Uh, Jan, what happened?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4260
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Jan
Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4261
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Michael
Is Gould dead? What uh-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4262
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Jan
Michael, we got divorced, ok? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4263
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Michael
Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4264
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Jan
Michael. Uh, could we have a table for three, please?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4265
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Michael
When did this happen?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4266
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Jan
We're in a meeting.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4267
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Michael
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4268
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Hostess
This way, please.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4269
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Jan
Christian.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4270
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Michael
Alright, after you.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4271
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Christian
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4272
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Michael
[mouths 'Wow' to the camera]
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4273
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Jan
I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4274
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Christian
Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4275
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Michael
Awesome blossom.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4276
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Jan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4277
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Michael
I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4278
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Christian
Sure.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4279
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Michael
Ok, it's done. Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4280
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Jan
So-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4281
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Michael
I heard a-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4282
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Jan
If you have a-
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4283
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Michael
Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4284
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Jan
Christian, you don't have to listen to this.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4285
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Christian
It's ok, I like jokes.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4286
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Michael
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4287
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Jan
Just the one.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4288
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Michael
Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4289
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Pam
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4290