Every line from The Office season 2, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2005.
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Ryan
Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.
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Jim
No. They're in the conference room.
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Ryan
Good.
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Pam
Wait, are those Michael's Levis?
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Ryan
Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?
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Pam
Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
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Pam
I'll take those. Thanks.
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Jan
This is a projection of the county's needs...
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Michael
Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.
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Jan
Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...
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Jim
So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. Years.
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Jan
So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-
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Michael
I changed it. To Chili's.
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Jan
Excuse me?
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Michael
Radisson just gives out this vibe, 'Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson'. It's kind of snooty. So.
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Jan
You had no right to do that, Michael.
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Michael
Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
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Jan
It said that.
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Michael
It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
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Jan
Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.
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Michael
Uh huh, uh huh. Power trip.
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Jan
What?
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Oscar
She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.
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Jim
No...
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Oscar
Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.
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Toby
That is unbelievable.
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Pam
What is going on?
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Jim
We are doing worst first dates.
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Pam
Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.
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Oscar
Ok, that's a joke.
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Pam
No, they had to come back for me.
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Jim
Wait, when was this?
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Pam
Umm... it was not that long ago.
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Kelly
Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.
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Jim
I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.
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Michael
Ok, let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
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Dwight
Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.
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Jan
Thank you.
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Michael
Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.
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Jan
Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.
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Michael
Well...
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Jan
Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
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Michael
No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. Adios!
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Jan
So which way is Chili's?
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Michael
Uh, I'll drive.
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Jan
Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.
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Michael
It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?
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Jan
I know Scranton.
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Michael
At all!
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Jan
Alright.
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Michael
You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-
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Jan
If it's a couple blocks away-
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Michael
Dar de dar.
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Jan
Ok.
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Michael
Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.
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Michael
We should come up with a signal of some sort.
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Jan
Why would we need a signal?
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Michael
Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-
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Jan
What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?
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Michael
Well, I... it could be either of us.
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Jan
You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.
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Michael
Yeees.
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Michael
Hello? Christian?
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Christian
Yes.
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Michael
Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.
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Jan
Just Jan Levinson.
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Michael
No Gould?
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Jan
No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?
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Christian
No, not long.
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Michael
Uh, Jan, what happened?
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Jan
Michael.
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Michael
Is Gould dead? What uh-
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Jan
Michael, we got divorced, ok? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
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Michael
Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?
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Jan
Michael. Uh, could we have a table for three, please?
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Michael
When did this happen?
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Jan
We're in a meeting.
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Michael
Ok.
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Hostess
This way, please.
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Jan
Christian.
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Michael
Alright, after you.
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Christian
Thank you.
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Michael
[mouths 'Wow' to the camera]
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Jan
I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.
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Christian
Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-
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Michael
Awesome blossom.
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Jan
What?
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Michael
I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?
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Christian
Sure.
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Michael
Ok, it's done. Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.
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Jan
So-
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Michael
I heard a-
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Jan
If you have a-
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Michael
Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?
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Jan
Christian, you don't have to listen to this.
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Christian
It's ok, I like jokes.
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Michael
Ok.
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Jan
Just the one.
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Michael
Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.
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Pam
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
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