Every line from The Office season 2, episode 16, in script order. First aired February 9, 2006.
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Michael
I love you, Angela. Yes, even you. I love you, Kelly. I love you, Meredith. This is all platonically, of course.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7563
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Michael
I love ladies, always have. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The brains. Because I don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also, the brains are where the ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7564
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Pam
You have any big Valentine's Day plans, Kev?
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Kevin
Not really, my fiance is out of town.
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Pam
Where is she?
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7567
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Kevin
I'm not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn't tell me.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7568
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Pam
Cool.
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Michael
That's a lot of noodles. How much sodium do you think is in that cup? This place used to be full of hookers and porn shops and it's not that way anymore. There's an old building. That one hasn't been torn down yet, but they will. They'll get to it.
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Oscar
Happy Valentine's Day, Meredith.
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Meredith
Thanks.
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Creed
Okay, you take it easy, ace.
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Oscar
Here you go, Creed.
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Creed
Hey, thanks, ace.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7575
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Creed
I'm not good with names.
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Michael
This is where it's all happening. We got TGI Fridays. I'm in the picture! Sometimes I just jump into people's pictures. Lot of people have their picture taken. It's kind of a New Yorker thing. You jump in on a tourist's picture and kind of ruin it. There's an energy to New York that you just feel. Um, everybody... Don't get hit. Everybody is kind of together and everybody hates each other, but loves each other at the same time. Screw off! People just yell at each other in New York, and it's great.
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Phyllis
I'm gonna go call Bob.
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Vance Refrigeration Worker #1
So, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
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Pam
I'm gonna spend it with my fiance.
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Vance Refrigeration Worker #1
Okay.
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Pam
What are you guys doing?
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Vance Refrigeration Worker #1
Probably go grab dinner with my girlfriend. He's gonna be pulling his pud watching Skinemax.
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Pam
Nice.
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Dwight
Okay, okay. That's enough.
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Phyllis
Hey.
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Dwight
Come on, break this up.
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Receptionist
Yes, sure. Mr. Scott, you can head to the conference room. The other managers are already there.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7588
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Michael
Great. Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 16 · Line 7589
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Receptionist
All right.
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Michael
Okay, here's the thing about Jan. She talks such a big game about, 'Oh there's nothing between us and stop talking about it.' And 'Border-line harassment when you call me at home.' But let me ask you this, is it just a coincidence that this meeting is taking place on Valentine's Day? Answer, maybe, but maybe not. We shall see.
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Dwight
How do you spell 'animalian'?
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Jim
Animalian?
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Dwight
Yes.
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Jim
Why?
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Dwight
None of your business. I'm writing something.
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Jim
You're writing something?
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Dwight
Forget it. I'll look it up myself.
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Jim
Okay.
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Dwight
No, you know what? You do it.
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Jim
No, I'm not gonna do that.
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Dwight
Uh, yes, I'm in charge. You have to. Look it up.
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Jim
But I know how to spell it.
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Dwight
So tell me.
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Jim
Only if you tell me what you're writing.
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Dwight
Forget it. I'll do it. But you're getting written up.
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Jim
So now you're writing two things?
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Jim
Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.
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Kevin
Hi, this is Kevin. Stacy? Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Okay. Yeah, I'll be leaving here soon. Cool. I love you, too. Okay, 'bye. Stacy's back.
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Oscar
That's great, man.
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Devon
Hey Scott. Hey. Hey! Hey! Come here! Come here! I want to talk to you. Come here!
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Michael
You know what? It was nice to see Devon again. To sort of get closure on that whole thing.
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