Pam

I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...

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Pam

Phyllis.

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Delivery man

Would you sign here?

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Pam

Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.

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Meredith

Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.'

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Phyllis

Isn't he sweet?

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Meredith

Yeah. Wow.

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Michael

Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.

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Dwight

And you want me to come with you.

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Michael

Nope. The opposite of that.

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Dwight

I will stay here and run things on this end.

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Michael

Ok, good.

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Dwight

Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?

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Michael

I probably will, why do you ask?

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Dwight

Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...

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Michael

Yeah.

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Dwight

Screwed.

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Michael

What

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Michael

This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.

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Michael

Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?

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Pam

That's OK.

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Michael

Alright.

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Oscar

The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.

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Michael

Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!

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Michael

Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

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Jim

So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.

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Dwight

What's this? What is this?

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Jim

I dunno, it's on

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Dwight

Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?

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Jim

It was there when I sat down.

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Dwight

Happy Valentine's Day. It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! Ahh!

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Michael

The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice.

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Jim

Hey Kelly. What's up?

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Kelly

Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.

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Jim

OH, that's great. I'm really happy for

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Kelly

And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like 'Ryan, what's taking you so long?' And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.

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Jim

Wow.

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Kelly

So I said, 'Ryan, what took you so long?' And I just said that to him, can you believe that?

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Jim

Wow.

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Kelly

Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.

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Jim

No, don't be.

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Kelly

Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.

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Jim

I bet.

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Kelly

So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.

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Jim

Alright.

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Ryan

I hooked up with her on February 13th.

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Michael

Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.

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Kevin

Woah.

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Pam

Guess what?

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Phyllis

Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.

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Pam

That's great.

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Michael

Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.

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Michael

This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were, OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.

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Dwight

Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.

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Angela

Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Dwight

Oh I did. I did.

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Angela

I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.

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Dwight

Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.

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Angela

Really? Well, I hope I do.

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Michael

I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.

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Jim

Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.

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Kevin

Woah, woah

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Delivery man

Phyllis Lapin.

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Pam

OH, Holy God!

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Delivery man

It's from Bob.

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Kevin

Man, that thing's bigger than I am.

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Delivery man

No, it's not.

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Kevin

Oh zip it.

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Michael

There they are. What's up? Hey hey.

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Craig

Hey.

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Josh

Michael Scott.

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Michael

Josh Porter, high five. Bam.

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Josh

You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.

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Michael

Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers.

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Craig

What's up buddy?

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Michael

You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?

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Craig

Guilty, yeah.

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Michael

So what's going on? What I miss?

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Josh

Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.

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Michael

Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and...

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Dwight

Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?

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Pam

You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.

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Dwight

No, Pam, Just. Just,

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Pam

You need to get something for your girlfriend.

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Dwight

Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...

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Pam

Tightly wound?

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Dwight

(smirking) Exactly.

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Pam

Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.

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Dwight

You mean, like a ham?

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Pam

No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.

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Dwight

Ok, I get it.

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Pam

That you remember her.

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Dwight

Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do.

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Josh

What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?

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Craig

Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said 'You gotta fire four people,' and I was just like, 'What?' Ya know?

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Josh

Did you?

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Craig

No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.

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Josh

She is our boss.

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Craig

She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.

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Michael

Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.

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"Valentine's Day" Quotes