Every line from The Office season 2, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 2, 2006.
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Jan
I don't want to...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7253
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Michael
Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7254
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Jan
Michael! Michael! Michael!
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Michael
We have a history...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7256
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Jan
Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7257
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Michael
...between us.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7258
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Jan
Don't say another word.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7259
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Michael
I won't
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7260
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Jan
Get yourself down stairs.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7261
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Michael
I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7262
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Ryan
You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7263
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Stanley
This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.
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Jan
Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7265
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Phyllis
Mistake.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7266
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Meredith
Slip.
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Jan
Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.
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Kelly
What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7269
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Jan
Excuse me?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7270
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Kelly
I mean that's a baseball term, right?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7271
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Jan
I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.
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Kelly
...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.
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Jan
Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.
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Kelly
He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...
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Pam
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7276
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Jim
Hey!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7277
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Pam
How's it going down there?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7278
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Jim
It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7279
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Pam
Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7280
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Jim
Did you really?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7281
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Pam
No.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7282
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Jim
Oh.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7283
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Pam
Almost.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7284
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Jim
Good.
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Pam
Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7286
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Jim
Nice. Well, what's it all about?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7287
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Pam
Um...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7288
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Jim
I think you should do it. That's great!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7289
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Pam
It's really cool.
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Michael
Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?
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Angela
Are you married?
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Jan
I'm divorced.
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Phyllis
That must have been hard.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7294
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Jan
It was. Yes.
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Kelly
You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.
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Jan
I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7297
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Phyllis
Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.
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Angela
At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.
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Jan
Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.
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Kelly
How can someone so beautiful be so sad?
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Michael
Hi.
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Jan
Did you take care of the situation?
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Michael
Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...
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Jan
Excuse me.
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Michael
I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...
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Jan
Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.
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Pam
Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.
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Jim
So you're not doing it.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7309
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Pam
How did you know?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7310
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Jim
Why not?
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Pam
Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7312
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Jim
Come on.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7313
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Pam
Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
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Jim
Roy said that.
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Pam
What? You have something you want to say?
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Jim
You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?
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Pam
Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7318
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Jim
You are?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7319
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Pam
Yeah.
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Pam
It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .
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Michael
I'm just going to put this over there.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7322
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Darryl
This is not a good idea right here.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7323
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Michael
You did uh... okay.
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Michael
Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
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Michael
Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.
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All the Men
Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.
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Michael
Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7328
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Michael
Thank you to our hosts.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7329
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Darryl
Hey Michael. This ain't over.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7330
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Michael
Ahhh! Excellent.
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Michael
Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.
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Pam
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.
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Michael
Oh! I don't know, Pam. I paid $400 for this phone because I liked the ring.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7334
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Pam
You did?
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Michael
And now, I realize that you can program or download any ring you want. So, I'm a little overwhelmed.
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Pam
Yeah.
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Michael
There's a lot of choices. You got to help me here.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7338
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Pam
Okay.
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Michael
Which one of these is coolest? What do you think?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7340
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Pam
How about that one?
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Michael
No, no.
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Jim
Oh, that one was good.
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Michael
Dude, are you kidding me? No. That one says, 'I am so lame.' Know which one I want? There's one that sounds like a jackhammer. Just really grabs your attention. It's like... You know what I'm talking about?
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Jim
Do you mean vibrate?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7345
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Michael
Yes.
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Roy
Bushmaster's hard to beat for long distance. It's a great point.
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Dwight
Yeah. I got a spudgun in my car.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7348
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Roy
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7349
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Dwight
Yeah. Shoot a chuck of potato at your face, 80 PSI, bon appetit!
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Michael
What are you guys talking about?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7351
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Dwight and Roy
Guns.
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