Every line from The Office season 2, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 2, 2006.
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Jim
Flowers.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7153
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Darryl
It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7154
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Michael
Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7155
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Darryl
Mike.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7156
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Michael
Stand clear.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7157
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Darryl
Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7158
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Michael
I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7159
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Darryl
Look, would ya... look.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7160
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Michael
Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7161
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Darryl
We're the ones that got to clean that up!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7162
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Lonny
Dammit, Michael!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7163
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Michael
We ought to have this thing serviced.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7164
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Michael
So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7165
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Madge
Hey, do you want me to go?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7166
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Michael
No, why? Why would I... ? You could...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7167
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Madge
I'll go.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7168
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Michael
Stay or...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7169
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Phyllis
...and a big walk-in closet.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7170
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Meredith
Oh, that's part of my dream too.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7171
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Kelly
Oh, me too.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7172
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Jan
Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7173
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Pam
Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7174
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Phyllis
She's real good.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7175
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Pam
Thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7176
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Jan
You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7177
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Pam
Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7178
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Jan
Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7179
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Pam
Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7180
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Jan
There are always a million reasons not to do something.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7181
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Michael
Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7182
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Darryl
My priority is safety.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7183
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Michael
OK.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7184
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Darryl
So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7185
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Michael
OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7186
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Darryl
Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7187
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Michael
I... That was just...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7188
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Darryl
That bothers me too.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7189
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Michael
I was breathing.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7190
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Roy
Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7191
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Michael
I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7192
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Lonny
You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7193
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Michael
OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7194
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Jan
All right. Let's talk about clothing.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7195
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Phyllis
I'm excited about today. I love girl talk.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7196
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Jan
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7197
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Angela
I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7198
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Roy
I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like 'When are we going to go on a date-date?'
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7199
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Guy
I hate that too!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7200
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Darryl
I hate that too.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7201
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Kevin
That sucks so much.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7202
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Guy
It totally sucks.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7203
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Dwight
Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like 'Gas ain't free!'
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7204
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Lonny
Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7205
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Michael
I feel you.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7206
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Darryl
No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7207
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Dwight
Not literally.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7208
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Darryl
You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7209
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Michael
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7210
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Darryl
We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7211
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Michael
Ah, you do. So...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7212
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Darryl
But we get paid a lot less.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7213
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Dwight
Word.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7214
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Roy
Like next to no benefits.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7215
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Michael
I know. God! What is that?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7216
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Roy
Exactly.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7217
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Michael
It blows. It blows, man. Gah...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7218
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Darryl
You know this would not happen if we had a union.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7219
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Roy
That's what I'm talking about.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7220
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Michael
No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7221
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Roy
Absolutely.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7222
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Darryl
That's what we need.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7223
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Guy
You know you're right.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7224
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Darryl
Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7225
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Michael
You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7226
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Darryl
It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7227
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Roy
In my truck.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7228
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Michael
Dockworker's?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7229
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Darryl
Man, hook you up.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7230
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Men
[generalized clapping]
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7231
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Guy
Come on, man.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7232
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Michael
Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7233
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Darryl
Union! Union, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7234
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Michael
The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7235
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Darryl
Are you with us Mike?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7236
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Michael
Yeah-es.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7237
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Darryl
Welcome to the warehouse.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7238
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Group chant
Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7239
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Jan
Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7240
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Michael
This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7241
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Jan
What? A union! What...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7242
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Michael
Don't get hysterical.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7243
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Jan
I'm not...
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7244
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Michael
Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7245
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Michael
Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7246
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Jan
The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7247
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Michael
Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7248
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Jan
You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7249
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Michael
But we're bonding down there!
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7250
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Jan
That's too bad.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7251
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Michael
I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.
Season 2 · Episode 15 · Line 7252