Every line from The Office season 2, episode 13, in script order. First aired January 19, 2006.
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Jim
Not much what's up with you?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6400
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Pam
Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. Oh, my God.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6401
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Michael
Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6402
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Jim
Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6403
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Michael
What's up-dog?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6404
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Jim
Nothin' much what's up with you?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6405
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Michael
Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6406
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Michael
Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6407
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Stanley
I'm on the phone.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6408
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Michael
Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6409
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Ryan
What's that?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6410
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Michael
I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6411
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Ryan
Huh?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6412
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Michael
No, damn it!
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6413
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Kevin
What does that mean?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6414
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Michael
What does what mean?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6415
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Kevin
The thing you just said?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6416
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Michael
Just forget it.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6417
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Michael
Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6418
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Dwight
What's up-dog?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6419
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Michael
Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6420
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Dwight
Good. How are you doing?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6421
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Jim
So close.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6422
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Michael
Damn it.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6423
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Michael
Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a...
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6424
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Dwight
Empty mind.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6425
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Michael
No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6426
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Dwight
Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6427
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Angela
He's out sick.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6428
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Dwight
That's unacceptable.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6429
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Angela
I agree it's unacceptable.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6430
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Kevin
Whhh... What are you guys doing?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6431
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Dwight
Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6432
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Michael
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6433
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Dwight
Oscar is out sick.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6434
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Michael
On a Friday?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6435
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Dwight
Can I do some of the talking?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6436
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Michael
I will do all the talking.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6437
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Dwight
Ok, let him know that I'm here.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6438
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Oscar
Hello.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6439
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Michael
What difference does it make whether your here?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6440
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Oscar
Hello?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6441
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Michael
Hi, Oscar its Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6442
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Dwight
And Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6443
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Michael
Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6444
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Oscar
Yeah I think I came down with the flu.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6445
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Michael
Really? Oh, that is a shame. You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6446
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Oscar
Yeah, I feel terrible about it.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6447
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Dwight
Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6448
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Michael
What are your symptoms?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6449
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Oscar
I have the chills.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6450
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Michael
Umm, hmmm.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6451
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Oscar
I feel nauseous and my heads killing.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6452
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Dwight
Checks out.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6453
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Oscar
Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6454
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Michael
I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday. Unless you're still sick. So have a great long weekend.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6455
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Oscar
I'll just be sleep---
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6456
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Dwight
Ok. First impressions?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6457
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Michael
He sounded sick.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6458
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Dwight
Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6459
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Michael
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6460
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Dwight
Question? May I investigate?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6461
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Michael
Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6462
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Pam
I bought my veil.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6463
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Kelly
Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6464
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Pam
Ummm...
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6465
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Kelly
Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6466
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Pam
Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6467
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Kelly
You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6468
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Michael
Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time. It's much sexier. Man, this must be torture for you.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6469
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Jim
Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6470
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Jim
Hey Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6471
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Michael
Hey Jim-bag.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6472
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Jim
Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6473
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Michael
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6474
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Jim
Umm, hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6475
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Michael
Who else knows?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6476
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Jim
Nobody.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6477
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Michael
Wow!
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6478
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Michael
Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6479
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Michael
My lips are sealed. My lips are sealed... Bangles.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6480
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Jim
Alright. Great. Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6481
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Michael
Can you hear me, they talk about us...
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6482
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Dwight
Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6483
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Ryan
Yeah, I think I can handle it.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6484
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Dwight
Do you
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6485
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Ryan
I think.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6486
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Dwight
Oh God, here.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6487
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Michael
Hey, whatcha gettin'?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6488
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Jim
I'm going with grape.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6489
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Michael
Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6490
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Jim
Which one?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6491
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Michael
Any of em? So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the 'P' situation?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6492
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Jim
I don't know what you mean.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6493
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Michael
P-A-M. P-A
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6494
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Jim
Uh, uh, ok.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6495
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Michael
No it's okay, we're talking code.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6496
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Stanley
What is?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6497
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Michael
Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6498
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Jim
I'm going to take off actually.
Season 2 · Episode 13 · Line 6499