Kelly Kapoor: “My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually…”
Kelly
My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!