Kelly Kapoor: “My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually…”

Kelly

My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!

Kelly Kapoor in “Lecture Circuit (Part 2)” · Season 5, episode 15 · Line 27364

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