Michael Scott: “Yeah, the, uh, the charity's having some financial problems. What do I look like to you, Paul…”

Michael

Yeah, the, uh, the charity's having some financial problems. What do I look like to you, Paul Newman? That's actually not a good example, because I have been compared to a young Paul Newman, my eyes and my face. And I make my own salad dressing. I mix Newman's Ranch with Newman's Italian. Sell it at flea markets for a slight loss. I could make... I could make a profit if I changed one of the ingredients to Wishbone but I won't do it.

Michael Scott in “Fun Run” · Season 4, episode 1 · Line 17516

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