Dwight Schrute: “My cousin Mose's best friend was a dog. One day, he was foaming at the mouth, so I had to shoot him…”
Dwight
My cousin Mose's best friend was a dog. One day, he was foaming at the mouth, so I had to shoot him dead. Turns out, he had only eaten one of Mose's cream pies. Did I feel bad for killing him? No. That's how you deal with a thief.