Karen Filippelli Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Sales rep transferred from Stamford.

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1. Oh my God, it's so easy. Fun.

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2. Hey Jan.

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3. I think it's great that Jim's invited. It's important to have contact with the New York execs, or they'll think everyone here is like Mi...chael.

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4. See ya Pam.

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5. So do you want to see it or not?

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6. Oh my God, you're like, agoraphobic.

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7. Yeah.

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8. Yeah! You would rather sit on your couch and watch a Phillies game, than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.

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9. Bye. Ok, so this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna suck it up.

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10. ...and we're gonna go to dinner.

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11. And then we're gonna go to the movies.

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12. [shrieks]

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13. Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?

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14. I feel great, Kevin. Thank you.

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15. Well, you know it happened so fast I didn't really have time to be scared.

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16. Um, well, Jim and I were talking and Roy walked in looking super angry.

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17. And he's a big dude, you know? And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way, and Roy cocked his fist, and then bam, Dwight sprays him and knocks him on his butt.

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18. When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

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19. Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks.

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20. Hmm... I don't know. Maybe you should go back out there and sell paper so we can go on a trip.

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21. Fifty-one.

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22. It's a strategy!

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23. Thank you.

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24. I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out.

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25. That's three times in ten minutes.

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26. Actually I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.

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27. Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp.

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28. No.

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29. I'm good. Thanks.

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30. Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? 'Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding 1/4 inch. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute.' This is ridiculous.

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31. Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.

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32. Look, it's really simple. We just want you guys to treat us with respect.

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33. What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.

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34. I'm saying that you're being sexist.

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35. That - it's the same thing.

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36. Can we just get back to work?

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37. Frankly, it's kind of insulting. But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car. So... I could do that.

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38. It's a pretty common one.

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39. That is not healthy behavior.

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40. OK, OK. Um, cons.

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41. Look, most relationships have their rough patches. You just have to push through it sometimes.

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42. Phyllis. What do you think? Too much?

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43. Answer it.

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44. OK, remember, be strong.

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45. Hole?

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46. Oh my God! You ass!

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47. Get 'em big boy!

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48. C'mon, Jim!

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49. Hello? Yeah, hi David. Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well.

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50. As well.

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51. Yes. uh, huh.

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52. That would be fine.

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53. Cut it out!

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54. Hey.

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55. It's okay, we all say things without thinking.

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56. Oh. Okay.

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57. Pam is... kind of a bitch.

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58. Hey, what if we leave tonight? Grab a bite, get a hotel room, enjoy the city a little bit.

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59. [looks annoyed]

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60. Heh.

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61. Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?

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62. Oh.

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63. Cause of Jan again?

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64. Hey, uh, before I leave tonight, would you mind making a half a dozen copies of Jim's and my sales reports for our interviews tomorrow?

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65. Thanks.

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66. Thanks.

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67. Do you want to get back together with her?

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68. Do it.

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69. Oh my God. Can you believe that?

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70. Wow!

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71. I know!

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72. All right, you guys. See you later, wish us luck!

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73. Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.

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74. Oh, you know I'm gonna have a congratulations Karen party um, tomorrow night at my friend's house.

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75. No, I'm sorry I should have been clearer. It's for me.

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76. Cause I'm going to get the job.

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77. So we have all night. Where do you want to go first?

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78. How often do you come here?

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79. I think you'll really enjoy this, adult Jim.

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80. That wasn't him.

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81. So what's going to happen to us when I get this job?

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82. Well,

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83. Exactly. But you get it, right? Can't stay there.

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84. Uh, no, we're good. Thanks.

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85. So, that's... my basic 5 year plan. And after that, who knows?

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86. Yeah?

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87. He's a very nice man. And he's very well suited for the job he has now.

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88. He would be disaster.

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89. Wow. That was some serious... hardcore... self destruction.

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90. Don't! She's nuts!

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91. Okay, good! Because, um, a bunch of my friends are meeting downtown for lunch. And, I was gonna meet them, so...

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92. Just call me when you're done.

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93. Good luck, Halpert.

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94. Yeah.

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95. Thanks Ro. Hey, we finally connected. How's Scranton?

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96. I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.

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97. Look, All I'm saying is it would be a great opportunity, and we'd love to have you come aboard. So think about it, okay? Okay, bye.

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98. Look, for the record, a certain Scranton salesman approached me, okay?

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99. Hello?

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100. Michael...

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