Karen Filippelli Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Sales rep transferred from Stamford.

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1. Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?

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2. Uh, so I had a couple of ideas to make the Stamford people feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle ....

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3. Ok ... um, another idea was karaoke ...

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4. A Christmas drinking game ...

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5. What?

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6. You're kidding.

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7. Yeah, right? I'm so glad you said that. Because, I don't know how those meetings usually go.

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8. Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?

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9. Right.

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10. Oh cool, yeah.

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11. Oh, thank you.

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12. Yeah, we do a raffle...

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13. What's your funding?

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14. Umm, two hundred and one dollars.

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15. Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at three.

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16. And then there's a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five.

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17. I think that's a really good option...

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18. He's cute. You should date him.

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19. Yup.

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20. All right Stanley. Woo.

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21. Lots of it!

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22. Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. What?

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23. Hey, so what's the status.

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24. Oh, you're kidding me?

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25. Oh, you guys, guys, um... I'm sorry, but there's a problem with the karaoke machine.

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26. Dwight, you won the raffle!

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27. Open it! Open it ! Open it!

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28. Do you like it?

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29. Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.

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30. Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.

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31. Yeah, thanks.

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32. OK.

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33. No way.

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34. And now we get to remember it forever.

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35. Thank you.

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36. We didn't have a party planning committee in Stamford. Somebody would just volunteer to run out to Carvel and pick up an ice cream cake. So the fact that they have a committee here, fascinating.

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37. Yeah, the deal closed yesterday, it's the six month commitment.

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38. Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?

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39. Nope.

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40. I still haven't found an apartment yet. I'm living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a 'for rent' sign down the street from Jim and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away.

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41. What are the ingredients of poi?

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42. You sure?

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43. I think I owe you one.

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44. For talking sense into Halpert. The Day's Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.

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45. Yeah, but... thanks. Seriously.

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46. Oh, uh, thanks.

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47. Wait, 'Amazing Race' like, the biggest sale wins?

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48. Let's go get a broom.

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49. Why are we turning in here, this is a beauty salon?

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50. Yeah, thank you.

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51. Thanks. That was fun.

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52. Thank you.

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53. That's nice.

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54. Hey, do you want to grab a coffee?

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55. Yeah.

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56. You ready Jim?

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57. So, let me ask you a question.

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58. Did you ever have a thing for Pam?

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59. I moved here from Connecticut...

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60. Kay.

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61. What happened on your sales call?

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62. Hey.

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63. Yeah, you should not encourage him.

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64. Look, I've got like fifteen new clients I inherited from Dwight and each file is password protected with a different mythical creature. So, I'm sorry. I can't.

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65. Do you still have feelings for her?

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66. I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks but we had some really good talks and actually now I think that we're better than ever.

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67. Karen Fillipelli. Jim's girlfriend.

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68. Yep.

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69. That's rude.

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70. Mr. Franklin?

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71. Do you have a girlfriend?

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72. Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!

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73. So I guess you have the Ben Franklin wig and the costume and you figure, how can I put this to practical use?

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74. Hey um, I wanted to talk to you. I know this is weird or whatever, but Jim told me about you guys.

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75. Well that you kissed. And we talked it through and it's totally fine, it's not a big deal. It's just a kiss. Wait- you're not still interested in him?

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76. Really?

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77. Okay.

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78. So um, well good.

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79. What are you sorry about?

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80. What are you sorry about?

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81. A toaster.

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82. Yeah. P and R?

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83. Ah, of course.

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84. Every little thing she does is magic. Every little thing she do just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic. Now I know my love for her goes on. Every...

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85. Oh my God!

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86. Oh, what happened?

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87. But Jim, this garlic bread is cold.

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88. Hey Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted.

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89. What glare?

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90. [Karen sees Pam's art show flyer on the cabinet door, she looks around to make sure no one is looking, then proceeds to rip in down, Oscar comes out of the bathroom, Karen acts like she was just looking at it and then walks out of the kitchen]

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91. I'm the only one left. Everyone else was either fired or quit. And there is one in Anger Management.

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92. Rachel, your house is beautiful.

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93. Hey, do you see that guy behind you in the blue blazer against the wall?

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94. That's Drake. And just so you know, I don't want to be weird or anything, but we use to date.

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95. And it didn't end well.

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96. Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me, it's because I kinda saw him for a little bit while they were separated.

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97. Really? I thought it was so obvious. I'm glad it didn't make you uncomfortable.

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98. Ok. Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating cause I think he might still have feelings for me.

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99. I so got you.

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100. Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.

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