Karen Filippelli Quotes from The Office

Sales rep transferred from Stamford.

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1. Jim's nice enough. I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. What is that?

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2. Yeah.

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3. Scared?

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4. Call of Duty!

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5. Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.

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6. I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.

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7. Just tap S then D.

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8. Any... last words? No?

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9. [throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]

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10. Um, shoot. Uh, I will. Sorry.

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11. Dammit.

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12. Uh, nothing. They're just out of Herr's chips.

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13. But don't worry about it. My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.

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14. Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?

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15. I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.

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16. Yeah, all day.

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17. Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?

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18. Mm.

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19. Yeah, nothing there.

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20. Six?

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21. I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.

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22. Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.

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23. Thanks.

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24. Where'd you find them?

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25. Hey.

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26. My chair is squeaking.

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27. You took my chair.

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28. When you get up, I'm just going to take it back anyway, so...

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29. That's it? That's what you came up with?

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30. Really?

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31. [rocks in squeaky chair]

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32. stop.

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33. This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Please.

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34. This is not a proportionate response.

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35. Look, I've never seen a Clint Eastwood movie.

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36. But if you said 'Go ahead, make my day,' I would know that it's from 'Dirty Harry'. How can you not know that's from 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'?

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37. You didn't know that 'Bueller?' was from Ferris Bueller?

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38. Nice basket.

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39. Oh. Did you shake it?

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40. Thanks.

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41. Got it.

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42. Ooh.

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43. Andy, no acappella.

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44. Oh, come on, guys. Please.

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45. It's not good.

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46. Goodnight, guys.

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47. Hey dummy, get in the car!

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48. Yes, you are. Here. Let me take that. Just... uh... get in the car.

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49. Yeah, you can't.

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50. Sure. Here's your bag. Just don't puke on anything. You okay?

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51. Good.

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52. Eel... eel.

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53. Hey.

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54. Who are you faxing so early in the morning?

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55. Hey, um... did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is...

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56. What you gonna do?

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57. You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job.

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58. Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would.

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59. Yeah, you know... I might do that. I, who knows? I... I might do that.

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60. Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.

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61. Yeah, I'm happy he said that. I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything, but, I'm kind of into him. So...there you go.

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62. This is going to be an adventure.

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63. Right on. Hey is that Josh's computer?

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64. Hi.

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65. Karen. I love your sweater.

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66. Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...

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67. ...to knit.

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68. Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?

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69. This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.

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70. This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.

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71. Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza.

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72. Mm-hm.

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73. Karen Filippelli.

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74. Uh, what's that smell?

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75. Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.

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76. Oh, you know. Never... .never mind.

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77. I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.

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78. It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.

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79. Who's Bob Vance?

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80. Shouldn't we be equals?

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81. Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?

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82. How are we going to get home?

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83. Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.

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84. I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.

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85. Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.

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86. Yeah.

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87. Ok.

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88. Hey, nice thermos.

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89. Yeah.

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90. Uh no, I'm fine, thank you.

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91. Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.

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92. Hey.

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93. ...Almost done?

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94. Hey I got one.

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95. Jesus.

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96. You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.

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97. Hey.

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98. What is going on?

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99. I love it. I want in. Who's the target?

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100. Perfect. What do I do? Just give me an assignment.

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