Jo Bennett Quotes from The Office

Sabre's founder and CEO.

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1. You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. We're very excited to go on this journey with you.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34904

2. Gabe, honey, I love this. I love the sound of your voice. But I really need some new information now.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34955

3. Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? Is there somebody in the room with you? I want to see who it is. Turn me around.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34957

4. Turn me around. Now. Hey, Buddy. Is it something I said?

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5. Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34961

6. Aw, thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34963

7. Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson's snowball company, so you'll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34965

8. So listen, why don't you tell Gabe if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes.

   Season 6 · Episode 14 · Quote 34967

9. I would take until the end of the day if I were you.

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10. Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the 'Mrs.' just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35132

11. They love a good crotch.

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12. You should take that as a compliment!

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35136

13. Hello.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35138

14. Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?

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15. I like that.

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16. Good-looking group.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35145

17. Another couple of heartbreakers. Who is this tall drink of sun tea?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35147

18. I thought this guy was the manager?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35149

19. Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35151

20. Yeah. I think I understand.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35163

21. Each of you is doing half a job.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35165

22. This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35168

23. Michael?

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24. I think one of you should return to sales, and the other one be manager.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35172

25. Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35178

26. You can go on. Shoo!

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35180

27. I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close, personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys. When I was a little girl, I was terrified to fly, and now I have my own pilot's license. I am CEO of Sabre International, and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make. Pleased to meet you.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35181

28. Hey!

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29. Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop little onion!

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35199

30. That's right, darlin', now you're the proud new owner of a Sabre handbook and my autobiography. Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin? Right? I mean, Sabre? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in Tallahassee? Where is that? Near Mars?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35201

31. Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm's reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we're gonna take that arm, and we're gonna start selling printers.

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32. They're the easiest-to-use printers on the market.

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33. I think that's it. So we're all good! Thanks ya'll.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35208

34. Oh, speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. Have a seat!

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35. Now Jim here is thinking about taking himself out of the running for being manager.

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36. Really?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35240

37. Well, I think you're both being a little too modest.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35243

38. You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I'm gonna defer to your judgment.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35248

39. I think you will become the salesman, and congratulations! You're gonna be the new manager of this branch!

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40. You two are grown-ass men. What do I have to do, fire you and get two people in here who don't need so much management?

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35362

41. Fine. I don't care which one of you does which job, just stop meeting with me to talk about it.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35366

42. Oh, I gotta take this. Yep. Uh, finish walking my dogs for me. And don't ride 'em. Lotta people try to ride 'em.

    Season 6 · Episode 15 · Quote 35369

43. Oh, I love this, so much fun! There's such team spirit in this room! 'Morning Darling!

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36047

44. Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while. But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Oh I'm gonna miss this place. And the snow! Hoo, my dogs love peeing in that snow! Makes me think they're onto something.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36049

45. Oh good morning sweetheart.

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46. I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?

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47. Is that a lump of coal?

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48. Have I been that naughty?

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49. Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36058

50. Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36060

51. Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36093

52. Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36095

53. You know it doesn't have to be an invention.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36097

54. I am so proud of Sabre's 'Print In All Colors' initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. Daryl?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36101

55. Okay hush now.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36103

56. But you wouldn't need more trucks?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36106

57. Oh look at you.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36108

58. I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36110

59. Yeah. Take Jim's old office.

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60. Yeah, I want to hear more from you.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36114

61. All right.

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62. Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36118

63. Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36120

64. Well, anytime now.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36122

65. Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?

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66. Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36126

67. Enough!

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68. No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36133

69. Yes it is.

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70. How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?

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71. Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36166

72. Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36168

73. Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36170

74. Yes?

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75. Oh! You're sick! Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36175

76. Get everybody sick in the office.

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77. We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36179

78. You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.

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79. Hey there.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36191

80. Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.

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81. Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36195

82. Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36197

83. Anything else I can help you with?

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84. Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36221

85. Hello?

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86. Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36226

87. Okay.

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88. Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36230

89. Thank you.

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90. Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.

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91. Anything I can do for you Puddin'?

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92. Hmm.

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93. All right then.

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94. Michael?

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95. I look forward to that too.

    Season 6 · Episode 17 · Quote 36278

96. Howdy. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

    Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38185

97. Course you all, no doubt, know why I'm here.

    Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38187

98. Turns out our printers are famous. They're all over the news. It's an interesting story. Cheap foreign printers attacking innocent Americans. Well, actually the, the real story isn't quite as racy, but uh... let's give it a go.

    Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38189

99. I'm not sure you do, teddy bear.

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100. Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers, so we got a software patch and fixed it right up, just like that. I don't know how it works. But just as we were about to send out a letter to our affected customers, giving 'em free toner, and we keep 'em, happy, but somebody here, they liked that first story better. The one where we lose half our clients for no damn good reason! Whoever it was who talked to the press, they should come forward, please.

     Season 6 · Episode 24 · Quote 38193