Holly Flax Quotes from The Office (page 4)

HR rep from Nashua and Michael's match.

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  1. Darryl didn't want any?

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  2. I know, but from seven hours away.

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  3. Michael....

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  4. I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet.

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  5. Oh, it's just later.

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  6. This is me here.

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  7. Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.

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  8. All right.

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  9. Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?

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  10. Lemonade sounds great.

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  11. Um, not much.

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  12. I remember your chair pants idea.

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  13. Okay, yeah.

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  14. Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.

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  15. Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!

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  16. Ooh, yes please. Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?

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  17. Do you have a script for the sketch, or...

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  18. Crystal cool.

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  19. We could do Back to the Future.

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  20. We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents.

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  21. Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.

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  22. Dun-der. Dun-der...

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  23. Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.

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  24. Oh.

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  25. Hmm...

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  26. Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?

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  27. For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?

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  28. That is correct! How did you know that?!

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  29. Nice campus. Think you'll get in?

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  30. I'm Robert Dunder.

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  31. Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!

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  32. That is correct!

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  33. The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!

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  34. That is correct!

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  35. How did you know that?!

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  36. They didn't know?

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  37. Hindsight.

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  38. How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?

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  39. There weren't any laughs.

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  40. Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.

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  41. Well, I'm glad we did it.

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  42. I can't wait.

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  43. What'd you think?

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  44. Okay. So good to see you.

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  45. This is Holly.

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  46. No this is Holly.

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  47. No, this is Michael Scott.

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  48. I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!

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  49. A lot of people.

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  50. Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.

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  51. Yeah.

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  52. I don't think we'd have kids.

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  53. It was just for a few weeks!

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  54. Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.

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  55. You romanticize things.

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  56. Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.

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  57. You made ourselves to be more than we were.

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  58. I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.

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  59. Michael...

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  60. This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up.

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  61. Hi.

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  62. Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?

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  63. Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.

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  64. Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.

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  65. I most certainly am.

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  66. Unnnnnnngh!

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  67. Oh, Homey.

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  68. Oh, huggy monster!

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  69. Hi.

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  70. Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.

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  71. Would you put those out?

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  72. Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.

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  73. Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.

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  74. Watch out for my guns they're both loaded.

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  75. It's a pea shoot...

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  76. Yeah, kind of.

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  77. Oh...

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  78. AJ gave me that.

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  79. Mmhmm.

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  80. Why?

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  81. That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.

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  82. No. I know. I was like, 'What? Are you serious?'

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  83. Get a life!

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  84. We sat down and we watched them all in one day.

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  85. Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.

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  86. Next day I found him in my bed.

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  87. We live together.

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  88. He had a little note pinned to him that said, 'You've got a friend in me.'

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  89. Yeah. I love him.

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  90. Oh, God, no.

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  91. Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. But AJ and I are practically engaged. We talk about spending our lives together.

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  92. Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.

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  93. Yeah.

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  94. You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.

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  95. Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.

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  96. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

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  97. Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.

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  98. You think this is funny?

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  99. Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.

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  100. You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?

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