HR rep from Nashua and Michael's match.
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Darryl didn't want any?
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I know, but from seven hours away.
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Michael....
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I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet.
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Oh, it's just later.
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This is me here.
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Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.
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All right.
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Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?
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Lemonade sounds great.
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Um, not much.
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I remember your chair pants idea.
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Okay, yeah.
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Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.
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Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!
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Ooh, yes please. Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?
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Do you have a script for the sketch, or...
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Crystal cool.
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We could do Back to the Future.
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We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents.
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Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.
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Dun-der. Dun-der...
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Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.
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Oh.
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Hmm...
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Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?
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For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?
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That is correct! How did you know that?!
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Nice campus. Think you'll get in?
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I'm Robert Dunder.
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Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!
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That is correct!
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The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!
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That is correct!
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How did you know that?!
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They didn't know?
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Hindsight.
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How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?
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There weren't any laughs.
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Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.
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Well, I'm glad we did it.
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I can't wait.
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What'd you think?
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Okay. So good to see you.
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This is Holly.
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No this is Holly.
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No, this is Michael Scott.
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I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!
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A lot of people.
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Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.
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Yeah.
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I don't think we'd have kids.
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It was just for a few weeks!
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Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.
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You romanticize things.
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Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
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You made ourselves to be more than we were.
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I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.
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Michael...
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This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up.
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Hi.
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Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?
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Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.
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Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.
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I most certainly am.
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Unnnnnnngh!
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Oh, Homey.
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Oh, huggy monster!
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Hi.
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Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.
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Would you put those out?
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Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.
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Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.
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Watch out for my guns they're both loaded.
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It's a pea shoot...
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Yeah, kind of.
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Oh...
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AJ gave me that.
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Mmhmm.
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Why?
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That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.
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No. I know. I was like, 'What? Are you serious?'
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Get a life!
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We sat down and we watched them all in one day.
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Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.
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Next day I found him in my bed.
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We live together.
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He had a little note pinned to him that said, 'You've got a friend in me.'
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Yeah. I love him.
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Oh, God, no.
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Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. But AJ and I are practically engaged. We talk about spending our lives together.
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Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.
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Yeah.
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You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.
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Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.
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I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
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Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.
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You think this is funny?
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Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.
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You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?
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